Where can i hang myself?

[Julia Ofelia]

Hi everyone,
This might be a stupid question, but I'm really struggling to find the right place. My home is out of the question unfortunately, I was thinking that renting a cottage with beams might be a good idea, but I can't seem to find the right one that's available soon enough. I'd be grateful if you could share your ideas.

 

[Deleted member 847]

Get a hotel room and hang yourself to a door. You tie the rope to the other side of the door, to the doorknob.

 

[Zanexx]

I've been using a tree branch in a park.

 

[Zanexx]

Most hangings tend to occur in a wooded area but I'm amazed it always turns out well as what if the branches are too high or what if there are no branches !!!!

Personally I've always done a trial run when planning to hang myself. So I would theorise a location and go there a day or so before to check if there were suitable branches, possibly bringing the rope. If there weren't suitable branches, then you would just have to try somewhere else. Most wooded areas have a wide range of branches though.

 

[Ixtab]

Hi everyone,
This might be a stupid question, but I'm really struggling to find the right place. My home is out of the question unfortunately, I was thinking that renting a cottage with beams might be a good idea, but I can't seem to find the right one that's available soon enough. I'd be grateful if you could share your ideas.

I'm sorry for your struggling Julia! I have the opposite problem, there a phases I see possibilities to hang myself from nearly everywhere, it's kinda haunting. Almost every somehow solid structure calls for my attention... "Choose me! Take me! I'll be perfect for your plans!" The are calling like voices, is this shizophrenia?
For me the most important quality of a place is to not be found until...
That place still needs to be found...

 

[wagram]

I live next to a forrest. Gonna find me a tree there.