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JohnDoe1
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- Sep 13, 2018
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Bachelors - Computer Science
Almost 4 AA degrees. Psych, communications, ASL, and railroad science
Wats ASL???Almost 4 AA degrees. Psych, communications, ASL, and railroad science
A lot of them were prerequisites and only left a few classes to complete for each certification/degree. I also won 3 scholarships and had a 3.5-4.0GPA. I took 17 units in one semester and often went above and beyond.wow...each AA takes 2 years?
Wats ASL???
Pls talk about railroad science. Railroads are really interesting.
Nothing wrong with that. I never actually went to high school but later got a diploma online and then went to college. Similarly, I dropped out.High school ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I took social sciences and economic science in college but dropped out
Triple First in philosophy from Cambridge, First in the classics from Oxford, Honorary Doctorate in Pure Math from Harvard, 8 a levels, 22 gcses, Harpsichord grade 8, cycling proficiency, qualified first aider (from back when l wasn't Pro Choice!), tv licence.
If you think I'm bullshitting on the internet and actually have fuck all, l can prove all this, just not right now because all my certificates are in my other trousers.
53 years of life - MBA Level 6+-x
One marriage - PhD in Divorce level 2%
Origami - Btc
Passport and birth certificate.
Hernia operation
Regrettable tattoos
Penchant for cheese and nuts
Youre so funny lmao how half and why book keeper I'm so intriguedI got three quarters through a geography/anthropology degree with a minor in history before dropping out. Also half certified to be a bookkeeper. I am fucking ridiculous, lol.
53 years of life - MBA Level 6+-x
One marriage - PhD in Divorce level 2%
Origami - Btc
Passport and birth certificate.
Hernia operation
Regrettable tattoos
Penchant for cheese and nuts
My life is a strange tale, but I started off wanting to be a geography professor. I don't have many talents but I'm one of those people who can tell you the capital of South Sudan without looking it up. Sadly I caved to anxiety and dropped out of university. Then I became interested in web development because it allowed me to be reclusive. I taught myself how to code and program, and launched several business-oriented websites. Many failed, but one succeeded, got quite big, and made me a decent monthly income. Eventually I sold it (bad move) and was back at square one. I then decided I had to do something low-key and practical, so went to study bookkeeping/accounting, but again bailed on my studies due to anxiety. Finally I drove for Uber for a while until dealing with people got to be too much. And now here we are.Youre so funny lmao how half and why book keeper I'm so intrigued
Thank you for sharing this with us :)My life is a strange tale, but I started off wanting to be a geography professor. I don't have many talents but I'm one of those people who can tell you the capital of South Sudan without looking it up. Sadly I caved to anxiety and dropped out of university. Then I became interested in web development because it allowed me to be reclusive. I taught myself how to code and program, and launched several business-oriented websites. Many failed, but one succeeded, got quite big, and made me a decent monthly income. Eventually I sold it (bad move) and was back at square one. I then decided I had to do something low-key and practical, so went to study bookkeeping/accounting, but again bailed on my studies due to anxiety. Finally I drove for Uber for a while until dealing with people got to be too much. And now here we are.
Honorary Doctorate in Pure Math
Triple First in philosophy from Cambridge, First in the classics from Oxford, Honorary Doctorate in Pure Math from Harvard, 8 a levels, 22 gcses, Harpsichord grade 8, cycling proficiency, qualified first aider (from back when l wasn't Pro Choice!), tv licence.
If you think I'm bullshitting on the internet and actually have fuck all, l can prove all this, just not right now because all my certificates are in my other trousers.
That*My overwhelming narcissism wanting to reveal my qualifications that mean nothing but I won't because they're very specific and self identifying*
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Kinda ironic!!