What's the sketchiest experience you've had?

[Walilamdzi]

???

 

[PrettyMoose]

I got mugged once and had a gun pulled on me. Looking back I wish he would have shot me so I wouldn't have to kill myself later, but oh well, he just wanted my fancy electronics.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Quite some time ago I went to buy weed for the first time in my life. A friend brought me with him and told me to "look as suspicious as possible".
I did my best to look suspicious, and apparently it was enough to attract a seller. Looking back, he probably had some seriously hardcore shit. He looked like a damn lich! Without doubt, the scariest looking man I've seen in my life.
I gave him money, he called another lich-looking guy who told us to stay with him. We sat quietly on a nearby bench for a while until lich guy #1 returned with some pleasantly weak weed. Kind of like if weed was vodka, he brought us beer.
Still, other than the fact I prayed he lich guy #2 doesn't bite my neck, or some shit, it was a reasonable experience.
Never going back there, though.

 

[Walilamdzi]

Haha!

 

[a.n.kirillov]

Okay. I once worked a contract for a very shady dude. He was in the escort business and lived a life of debauchery. So one morning, as I arrived at his office/ house, he came towards me and asked me whether I could escort his girlfriend (who really was a prostitute from another country), who was still in the bathroom, out of the door and to her car, as he had to leave to go somewhere.

I said okay, went inside and waited ...
It turned out the woman was actually a shady looking 6ft tall Brazilian transwoman, who could've easily wrestled me to the ground. As I "escorted" her out the door, she gave me threatening looks and opened several drawers ... she even went through the guys mail at the front door. I was so pissed off by the whole situation that I just let her do it.

 

[deadpixels]

I got mugged once and had a gun pulled on me. Looking back I wish he would have shot me so I wouldn't have to kill myself later, but oh well, he just wanted my fancy electronics.

This is such an unreliable way to ctb. A few years ago I got mugged too and I told the guy to shoot me and he got confused instead. I persisted telling him to shoot me in the head and I tried to grab his hands and move the gun to my head but the guy was visibly nervous and wouldn't stop pointing the gun at my chest. I got nervous too and I think I ended yelling at him to shoot me and we attracted some attention, so the guy slipped away as some people came to "rescue" me and I ended having to listen to several minutes of some praying from a pastor who appeared out from nowhere. It was a few minutes but it felt like an eternity.