CyanideSoup

CyanideSoup

Memento mori
Oct 1, 2019
463
This is all that mental health workers seem to ask me at the moment so I was wondering what other people would do. I'd make my mood swings and my obsessive thoughts go away. Maybe then I'd have some sort of chance of recovery. Or just have an entire brain transplant.
 
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epic

epic

Enlightened
Aug 9, 2019
1,813
My health. I dont need a magical wand for anything else. I can handle it all.
 
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HannahB

HannahB

Death is the true name of time.
Oct 29, 2019
185
My SI
 
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Mr2005

Mr2005

Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
Sep 25, 2018
3,622
The past
 
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Tortured_empath

Tortured_empath

Arcanist
Apr 7, 2019
463
My health. I dont need a magical wand for anything else. I can handle it all.

I feel the same. Health issues really fuck you.
 
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DoNotLet2

DoNotLet2

Wizard
Oct 14, 2019
684
my "light" autism go away
 
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Nem

Nem

Drs suck mega ass!
Sep 3, 2018
1,489
Just avoiding the relationship with the sociopath would leave me intact
Peace/hugs
 
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Rachel74

Rachel74

Enlightened
Sep 7, 2019
1,716
My bipolar and nightmares to disappear.
 
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Lethe

Lethe

Fey
Sep 19, 2019
670
That I could be a cis girl. Or, depending on how powerful this wand is, just obliterate the entire universe altogether.
 
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Shivani

Bereaved
Oct 29, 2019
132
To bring me back the love of my life and only hope
 
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Hadenuf

Student
Aug 3, 2019
160
I would go back to June 2017 and start again and make life better for me and my family
 
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sammii

sammii

I have no idea what I’m doing.
Oct 9, 2019
221
Omg I would change everything :pfff: my mental health, my past, my face, my body, my autism, some money would be nice maybe lmao. Oh and I'd fix my pc because I've been meaning to fix it for literally a year and I keep procrastinating.
 
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My health. I dont need a magical wand for anything else. I can handle it all.
Same here.
Unless it's a really magic wand then I'd change everything.
 
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BPD_LE

BPD_LE

The Queen of Meme
Aug 11, 2019
1,576
I would be born to different parents. A mother who is kind, loving and supportive. Who would tell me growing up that I'm perfect the way I am. And a father with high morals who loved his wife and children and would do anything to protect them and keep them safe.
 
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Midnight

Midnight

Beyond solace
Jun 30, 2018
624
I'm trying to understand what kind of information a psychiatrist is hoping to find by asking this question. Might aswell ask what you think is wrong with your life/yourself.

As if getting people to dream about things that are impossible to obtain or change is of any help. For al the things that are possible you wouldn't need a 'magic wand'.

I'd be a shitty patient that's for sure. All i'd want to say is where they can shove their magic wand... Not that i would say that unless i'm really pissed off.
 
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I often get asked: how would you like us to help you?
You know you're screwed when that happens.
 
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BPD_LE

The Queen of Meme
Aug 11, 2019
1,576
I often get asked: how would you like us to help you?
You know you're screwed when that happens.
Yep! You know you're at the end of the line when that beauty comes up.
 
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Yep! You know you're at the end of the line when that beauty comes up.
Happens to me every doctor I see. I'm never really sure how to respond. It's also often followed by the magic wand line. I'm seriously starting to wonder if I'm in the matrix and I'm seeing lines of dodgy code.
 
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Midnight

Midnight

Beyond solace
Jun 30, 2018
624
Happens to me every doctor I see. I'm never really sure how to respond. It's also often followed by the magic wand line. I'm seriously starting to wonder if I'm in the matrix and I'm seeing lines of dodgy code.

It seems that whoever brings up that magic wand line has got his head stuck in the harry potter realm instead of real life.
 
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NotForThisWorld

NotForThisWorld

Student
Oct 30, 2019
104
To make my crippling depression and other mental health issues to go away. I think I could thrive then. Feels pointless living a handicapped life.
 
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takeyourshotfunboy

takeyourshotfunboy

Smile...
Oct 11, 2019
206
Literally everything. My decision to start self harming, my birth sex, my body, my face, my social anxiety, EVERYTHING.
 
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BlueWidow

BlueWidow

Visionary
Oct 6, 2019
2,179
To bring me back the love of my life and only hope
Yes, me too! :hug::heart:
This is all that mental health workers seem to ask me at the moment so I was wondering what other people would do.


"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" >Barf Face<
Just another insipid question by someone that really doesn't know how to help, but is trying to pretend like they do.
I have ranted on here before about all the asinine suggestions and questions that doctors ask depressed and suicidal people, or that just ordinary people say to them. They're desperate for an easy solution when there isn't an easy solution!
They can't even come up with anything new. I've been hearing the same comments and questions and suggestions since I was 13 back in the 1980s!
It just makes me want to scream and pull my hair out! :hmph:
 
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BlessedOffal

BlessedOffal

Member
Oct 2, 2019
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I often get asked: how would you like us to help you?
You know you're screwed when that happens.

Mann... I thought this was standard procedure? Dear lord. Figured something was wrong with me for not knowing the answer. Have been reading books, like a good girl, to help them help me for my upcoming sessions.

Magic wand? Clear my debt and adult me the fuck up/clear my depressed ass for good, not just a week here and there.
 
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MeltingHeart

MeltingHeart

Visionary
Sep 9, 2019
2,151
Go back in time knowing what I know now.
 
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ladolcemorte

ladolcemorte

Experienced
May 5, 2019
286
Everything...just...everything. I would be born as a completely different person into a completely different body. I hate when they ask that question. Because I don't have a magic wand. So what's the point of fantasizing about what I would change if I did? It only makes me feel worse.

I guess they ask to see what the person's main sources of unhappiness are, but it's a weird way to get at that in my opinion. But what do I know...
 
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MeltingHeart

MeltingHeart

Visionary
Sep 9, 2019
2,151
Everything...just...everything. I would be born as a completely different person into a completely different body. I hate when they ask that question. Because I don't have a magic wand. So what's the point of fantasizing about what I would change if I did? It only makes me feel worse.

I guess they ask to see what the person's main sources of unhappiness are, but it's a weird way to get at that in my opinion. But what do I know...
Yep- it's like asking for a time machine also, as so many would like to do back and edit their past- some a week ago, some months/ years, their very birth etc! It's obvs that people that want to ctb- wish they either a magic wand or a time machine- but we don't :(
 
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Cookiedough8956

Wowzers
Feb 24, 2019
636
Oh man...what wouldn't i do!
 
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WhiteDespair

WhiteDespair

The Temporary Problem is Life
Oct 24, 2019
837
Yes, me too! :hug::heart:



"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" >Barf Face<
Just another insipid question by someone that really doesn't know how to help, but is trying to pretend like they do.
I have ranted on here before about all the asinine suggestions and questions that doctors ask depressed and suicidal people, or that just ordinary people say to them. They're desperate for an easy solution when there isn't an easy solution!
They can't even come up with anything new. I've been hearing the same comments and questions and suggestions since I was 13 back in the 1980s!
It just makes me want to scream and pull my hair out! :hmph:

The temporary problem is life.
 
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Meeseeks

Meeseeks

Student
Nov 15, 2018
100
I'd probably wave away all the anxiety and fear I grew up with which has spilled over now and again into adulthood. I feel that was the cornerstone many other issues I've had.
 
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AlexM

AlexM

To find the outer edge
Oct 31, 2019
125
To bring me back the love of my life and only hope
I would like two lifes - the first one bring me back the love of my life, the second one - never meet her. So i could choose wich better. Anyway that relate to my lost love
 
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