What is the most insane method you've heard someone consider on here?

[mrjam]

Not something like VSED or cutting i mean just fucking batshit insane. Something so unlikely or random that makes you think how they would even think of that.

 

[Siamese Believe]

I found the apple seeds method kind of funny idk. I know it could work technically but it still sounds pretty unorthodox.

 

[NonEssential]

It's not random but I remember someone said they wanted to set themselves on fire. Not the most uncommon I guess but it's definitely insane in my opinion.

 

[mrjam]

It's not random but I remember someone said they wanted to set themselves on fire. Not the most uncommon I guess but it's definitely insane in my opinion.

is that not literally the most painful way you can die

 

[weallhaveourghosts]

Toothpaste

 

[mrjam]

Toothpaste

Toothpaste

 

[LittleSunshine]

Toothpaste for sure.

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

Guillotine or black powder canon maybe? I mean they are not insane, but they seem pretty hardcore to me.

 

[leloyon]

I can think of two that definitely fit the bill. Both of these were back in my early days on the forum.

I think someone was planning on going to North Korea and getting convicted of a crime so they'd be executed?

Also I saw another thread where someone was considering buying a realistic-looking airsoft gun, dressing in camo that didn't particularly look Russian nor Ukrainian and then going onto the frontline with the intention of provoking either side into shooting them.

Those are the two particularly crazy ones. I have seen some people considering building their own guillotines, which I'm not sure which is crazy, the fact that that's happened to begin with or that more than one person has seriously considered it.

I once saw someone talking about jumping into a nuclear reactor in reference to a song, but they admitted that this would be infeasible, so I wouldn't count that as something they seriously considered. On an unrelated note, that is how I found out about that song, and it's a damn good song.

 

[mrjam]

I can think of two that definitely fit the bill. Both of these were back in my early days of the forum.

I think someone was planning on going to North Korea and getting convicted of a crime so they'd be executed?

Also I saw another thread where someone was considering buying a realistic-looking airsoft gun, dressing in camo that didn't particularly look Russian nor Ukrainian and then going onto the frontline with the intention of provoking either side into shooting them.

Those are the two particularly crazy ones. I have seen some people considering building their own guillotines, which I'm not sure which is crazy, the fact that that's happened to begin with or that more than one person has seriously considered it.

I once saw someone talking about jumping into a nuclear reactor in reference to a song, but they admitted that this would be infeasible, so I wouldn't count that as something they seriously considered. On an unrelated note, that is how I found out about that song, and it's a damn good song.

idk if it was a really vivid dream or someone deadass said this but i could of sworn someonea few weeks ago wanted to go to little saint james to get shot by security??

 

[perishsong]

I saw someone who considered taping their mouth shut and choking on their vomit. It was a backup plan IIRC but it's a horrendous way to go nonetheless (source: I may or may not have waterboarded myself with puke when I was blackout drunk). I hope they haven't followed through with it.

 

[NormallyNeurotic]

I think I saw someone considering swallowing something severely acidic.

EDIT: Oh and I once saw a transmasc person discuss them wanting to do DIY top surgery. Not to CTB (to have doctors need to amputate their pectoral fat to save them) but it gave me the feeling that they wouldn't care much if they did die since THIS was the last resort

 

[girl from mars]

someone suggested drinking rubbing alcohol. it kinda tickled me

 

[ceelobling]

I think someone was planning on going to North Korea and getting convicted of a crime so they'd be executed?

This one's sorta understandable? North Korea actually did that to an American student who tried to steal a propaganda poster. It wasn't an actual execution but he did die by their hands.

 

[ClownWorld2023]

This one's sorta understandable? North Korea actually did that to an American student who tried to steal a propaganda poster. It wasn't an actual execution but he did die by their hands.

He died while in prison.
Most likely a slow, dreadful and painful death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Warmbier

 

[ScaredCutter]

toothpaste.

im not surprised people wanna do gullitone because well, i have seen an image of an aftermath and a report on one and, you just need to know how to build one and get the right blade and then prep on how youll release it, falling asleep, drunk/drugs, alive or whatever.

 

[Arvayn]

Someone wanted to inject cold water into their veins in hopes that it would dilute their blood enough to kill them, or something.