Method What could a 20 year old, terminally online manchild who still lives with their parents do with $1000?

[hmskms]

Parents said that if I do some personal responsibility stuffz (like shower and clean my room and what-not), I can have HALF of what they promised me.

I told them it was going to be for investing, but what they DON'T know is that I'll be allocating these funds towards plotting my sewer slide.

That being said, I just need some suggestions. I hope describing my situation helps.

Do not offer ways I could "self-improve". I already know what will help and it's not there.

 

[Centende]

Are ya fat too? Nothing has dragged me more toward giving up hope in turning things around and self improve then trying to not be fat anymore personally so I was just curious

 

[hmskms]

Are ya fat too? Nothing has dragged me more toward giving up hope in turning things around and self improve then trying to not be fat anymore personally so I was just curious

not at all. if it wasnt for my superior metabolism id be bloated asf.

but, not like thats life fuel. i dont appreciate my shit and still want to die :)

 

[Centende]

not at all. if it wasnt for my superior metabolism id be bloated asf.

but, not like thats life fuel. i dont appreciate my shit and still want to die :)

Makes sense to me, I am shocked parents went along with a story about investing I am sure i couldn't pull that off myself

 

[hmskms]

Makes sense to me, I am shocked parents went along with a story about investing I am sure i couldn't pull that off myself

i have pretty convincing knowledge on day trading. funny thing is, i WOULD be ok, but im mentally ill, so id rather purchase a shotgun than shares in that right.

 

[Centende]

i have pretty convincing knowledge on day trading. funny thing is, i WOULD be ok, but im mentally ill, so id rather purchase a shotgun than shares in that right.

Being mentally ill sucks they should hurry up and come up with a cure for that kind of illness =P

 

[locked*n*loaded]

so id rather purchase a shotgun than shares in that right.

I think you answered your own question, or is that an impossibility in your situation?

 

[hmskms]

Being mentally ill sucks they should hurry up and come up with a cure for that kind of illness =P

means differently for some. for me, it means i need to lynch myself :v

 

[Centende]

means differently for some. for me, it means i need to lynch myself :v

The silly part is when I go and talk to therapy they say okay so how are you feeling and im like thats not how illness works you dummy im not an expert on stuff just heal me ya worthless doctor. and in addition actual lynching is hot... ha!

 

[hmskms]

I think you answered your own question, or is that an impossibility in your situation?

heard firearms are pretty expensive but i could be wrong. dont doubt i could pass screening but a kid who has made zero future plans purchasing themselves a lethal weapon is a major red flag

The silly part is when I go and talk to therapy they say okay so how are you feeling and im like thats not how illness works you dummy im not an expert on stuff just heal me ya worthless doctor.

you hit it right on the head. anyone genuinely concerned with shit-for-brains would figure it out for them. they just want you to play along w their good person roleplay.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

heard firearms are pretty expensive but i could be wrong. dont doubt i could pass screening but a kid who has made zero future plans purchasing themselves a lethal weapon is a major red flag

US? You can buy a 12 gauge shotgun for $350 US dollars, maybe even less.

but a kid who has made zero future plans purchasing themselves a lethal weapon is a major red flag

To whom? The people selling the firearm? Or, are you talking about parents? It makes zero difference if you have never purchased a firearm before as long as you pass the background check. All gun stores want your money. 20 years old is not exactly a kid. Some states in the US require someone to be 21 to buy a gun, though. Really doesn't make any sense to me since the government can force you at 18 to pick up a gun and go fight some war in some distant place on the planet, yet won't allow you (in some states) to purchase until 21. Doesn't make sense.

 

[hmskms]

US? You can buy a 12 gauge shotgun for $350 US dollars, maybe even less.

shiieeeeet

To whom? The people selling the firearm? Or, are you talking about parents?

or just moralfags in general. people with "purpose". people on "missions". the you-know-whos. theyre vigilantes, they dont always glow in the dark.

im a single man who doesnt want to work for anybody, there's an excuse to be made there.

BTW, exactly how old is this "kid" we're talking about?

20 =D

never felt grown really :p

 

[locked*n*loaded]

never felt grown really :p

20 really isn't grown up yet, tbh. They say that the brain doesn't even fully develop until someone is 25 years old. Grown up is getting some life experience under your belt.

 

[mapleboy]

You're not alone with this. I'm the same age as you but I have not done a single "adult" thing in my life. Mentally, I still feel like an immature teenager trying to navigate this mess called life and society. I wish you the best of luck figuring things out for yourself.

 

[hmskms]

20 really isn't grown up yet, tbh. They say that the brain doesn't even fully develop until someone is 25 years old. Grown up is getting some life experience under your belt.

its all a bullshit myth anyway :D its just a lie perpetuated by cunts trying to impose their standards onto people who are having none of it.

 

[suicidalloser]

20 really isn't grown up yet, tbh. They say that the brain doesn't even fully develop until someone is 25 years old. Grown up is getting some life experience under your belt.

They said my cousin's was at 19. So now what?
As long as they blink, breath and talk comprehensibly; that's all that matters.