Wear A Diaper

[schopenh]

This thought occurs to me every so often and I thought I'd pass it on.
Maybe for the sake of the people who will find you, to make their job just a little bit easier, wear an actual adult diaper.
If you care about them thinking you have a diaper fetish, leave a little note explaining that you put a diaper on for their sake or whatever.
Since I plan on going out in a hotel or AirBnB I suppose you can't take much from the trauma of having a dead body on your premise but at least you didn't soak the sheets in urine and feces. (Although presumably the sheets will be burned anyway).
I dunno, it's a very tiny gesture that may go a long way.

 

[Daniela]

Will menstrual pads be just as well?

I have elderly parents so I can get away with this too

PS. @schopenh may I ask when is it your date?

 

[Nem]

I wear one all the time, I can shit myself while talking to people

 

[a_strange_day]

A diaper.....No thank you. Shit in my pants or in a diaper I can't really see the difference for those who will find my body. I prefer to focus on "no shit at all" like take a laxative and fast before. I'm gonna eat light the days before and fast for at least 12 hours, will have to do. Poop culture...

 

[WhiteDespair]

I wear one all the time, I can shit myself while talking to people

Well played.

 

[LittleJem]

I might do it in a tent. Just don't know tbh. But in a tent, could put call the police on inner door. And book the campsite for a few days. Didn't think about this issue...

 

[Dazedandconfused32]

I wear one all the time, I can shit myself while talking to people❤

What the fuck lol. I legit almost spit my drink out. Haha you're amazing

 

[Stan]

I will be wearing a gussetless superman costume, that will take their mind off any poop.

 

[Dazedandconfused32]

I will be wearing a gussetless superman costume, that will take their mind off any poop.

Touché

 

[schopenh]

Will menstrual pads be just as well?

I have elderly parents so I can get away with this too

PS. @schopenh may I ask when is it your date?

Was that ironic?
It says it under my name: "Mid Feb. 2020 is the date I have set"
or do you want the exact date?

 

[Sweet emotion]

Will menstrual pads be just as well?

I have elderly parents so I can get away with this too

PS. @schopenh may I ask when is it your date?

IDK about period pads. The point of a diaper is to make the legs as tight as you want so the shit doesn't spill out. But shitting myself is the last thing on my mind. I doubt I even would because when you take pain meds you have a hard time going.

 

[Daniela]

IDK about period pads. The point of a diaper is to make the legs as tight as you want so the shit doesn't spill out. But shitting myself is the last thing on my mind. I doubt I even would because when you take pain meds you have a hard time going.

What if I took Depakote as well?

 

[Stan]

This thought occurs to me every so often and I thought I'd pass it on.
Maybe for the sake of the people who will find you, to make their job just a little bit easier, wear an actual adult diaper.
If you care about them thinking you have a diaper fetish, leave a little note explaining that you put a diaper on for their sake or whatever.
Since I plan on going out in a hotel or AirBnB I suppose you can't take much from the trauma of having a dead body on your premise but at least you didn't soak the sheets in urine and feces. (Although presumably the sheets will be burned anyway).
I dunno, it's a very tiny gesture that may go a long way.

Easy solution, do it in the bathtub

 

[Notf1xable]

People that deal with corpses are kinda use to it.

 

[Sweet emotion]

What if I took Depakote as well?

What does that have to do with anything? It's for pain.

Oh you thought because I said I take pain meds and have a hard time going you thought you could take one pill and not go? Oh no sweetie. You have to be constantly on these pain pills. You just don't take one and not go to the bathroom.

 

[GreenDagny]

This has always been interesting to me, as in why do we care so much about shiting ourselves when we die? Like, well I am going to die but I MIGHT SHIT MYSELF I CANNOT BEAR THE THOUGHT. I feel it too and it makes me laugh when i think of the reality of it. Like a last grasp at a dignity we will have no conciouness of.

 

[schopenh]

This has always been interesting to me, as in why do we care so much about shiting ourselves when we die? Like, well I am going to die but I MIGHT SHIT MYSELF I CANNOT BEAR THE THOUGHT. I feel it too and it makes me laugh when i think of the reality of it. Like a last grasp at a dignity we will have no conciouness of.

you could ask why we care about anything that happens once our conciousness ceases to exist. Rationally we shouldn't, as everything afterwards is not just 'meaingless' for us, it's simply nothing. The point is that now, while we exist, there are emotional constraints on our decisions. If we can envision our dead body lying there smeared in shit, we can feel discomfort right.now. and that may have a bearing on our decision to go through with the plan.

 

[*KNAZ*]

I may fast to clean out and then do SN. Wear a diaper as a courtesy to the paramedics who have to come in and remove the body.

 

[Stan]

This has always been interesting to me, as in why do we care so much about shiting ourselves when we die? Like, well I am going to die but I MIGHT SHIT MYSELF I CANNOT BEAR THE THOUGHT. I feel it too and it makes me laugh when i think of the reality of it. Like a last grasp at a dignity we will have no conciouness of.

I had a couple of friends who are doctors. They told me that in med school, when working on donated corpses that they had 'human fat fights' where they where flinging bits of the bodies at each other. So dignity of the old meat sack goes right out of the window.

 

[LonelyLight]

Someone's gonna have to take the messy nappy off you anyways, so I don't really see the point, whether the mess be in a nappy or in your clothes... But each to their own. Who cares. I wont when I'm dead.

 

[GreenDagny]

I wonder if this situation is a scat loving necrophiles dream? Sorry if that is too far it made me laugh though. Also it reminds me of how humans have so many viewpoints, whether horrible or not. Humans are generally a terrible species though so, oh well.

 

[Daniela]

What if I took laxatives 24-48 days before starting the antiemetics+fasting regimen.

What does that have to do with anything? It's for pain.

Oh you thought because I said I take pain meds and have a hard time going you thought you could take one pill and not go? Oh no sweetie. You have to be constantly on these pain pills. You just don't take one and not go to the bathroom.

Yeah sorry

Maybe a few depakote tables will prevent seizures though, or at least make me nod off faster. (since they bind GABA receptors) But yeah this belongs in the SN megathread.
What if one ate junk food for a week, to make oneself constipated? (That's guaranteed in my case)

 

[Tortured_empath]

I wear one all the time, I can shit myself while talking to people❤

Then I'd have shit coming out of both ends.

 

[Haku]

As much as I hate to admit this and have my pride murdered, I probably will, I heard that shitting yourself happens quite often for people who do the SN method..... fucking hell, the Universe is going to embarrass me, even in death

 

[Moon Flower]

I've found three suicide corpses in my lifetime, and in my experience the "oh my god a dead body" overrides the "oh my god what if they pooped". It'll ultimately be a problem for whoever takes the body away, and they're undoubtedly used to it.

 

[woxihuanni]

I'm not leaving even my corpse an object of ridicule. They can deal with my shit, like I have done unto them until I couldn't.

 

[*KNAZ*]

As much as I hate to admit this and have my pride murdered, I probably will, I heard that shitting yourself happens quite often for people who do the SN method..... fucking hell, the Universe is going to embarrass me, even in death

Death is the great equalizer. Everyone, rich or poor, small or great, poops when they die. Some poop more than others. But everyone poops. Strange comfort in that fact. I plan to fast before SN.