Want to CTB but make it look natural or accidental

[gonegal95]

I am brainstorming ways to CTB and I realize my biggest barrier is that I don't necessarily want the people in my life to know I CTB. It will either traumatize them or humiliate me if they know it was purposeful. I wonder if there is a way to make it look either natural causes or accidental?

Drink lots of alcohol and blame it on that? But how much alcohol would it take?

Maybe stage an accident? Fall or drive off a cliff?

Or get more creative! Go hang over an isolated bog with a compostable rope, let my body fall into the bog swamp, and become one of those ancient preserved "bog people" artifacts for the far future to find and study, if humanity survives that long lol

Im serious, I'm thinking creatively here!

 

[HopeToStay]

Impractical to the point of impossible unfortunately.

Best i could think of is getting yourself lost at sea. Take a boat out, scuttle it and employ your method of choice before it sinks. Not really practical for 99% of people.

The only method that isn't traceable in the blood is nitrogen as far as i'm aware. But then you'll be found with a bag on your head.