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ArtsyDrawer
Enlightened
- Nov 8, 2018
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First of all, I'm male. I'm also not a virologist.
This post may seem a little sexist because I don't know some of the names of the things I'm going to talk about, nor how they actually operate. Please don't kill me.
Some time ago a female friend of mine installed... a thing... in her body.
From what I understand, it's an anti-pregnancy thing, it's made of copper, and it kills sperm cells just by being in their general vicinity. It's also self cleaning because it sits in there and... magic..?
From her story, I don't want any further explanation because the idea of installing a T shaped thing in my groin area, especially when it's metallic, small enough to be sharp, and again, GOES INTO ONE'S CROTCH, makes me shiver.
Now here comes the more interesting, imo, part of it - it's somehow antibacterial and literally sterilizes the generic area of where it's installed. No viruses, no cells, no NOTHING! That's some vaginal sorcery at this point!
So, herein comes the idiocy - what if I were to take a bunch of these things, weave them in a sort of chainmail kind of thing, could it act as a sort of COVID protection suit?
This post may seem a little sexist because I don't know some of the names of the things I'm going to talk about, nor how they actually operate. Please don't kill me.
Some time ago a female friend of mine installed... a thing... in her body.
From what I understand, it's an anti-pregnancy thing, it's made of copper, and it kills sperm cells just by being in their general vicinity. It's also self cleaning because it sits in there and... magic..?
From her story, I don't want any further explanation because the idea of installing a T shaped thing in my groin area, especially when it's metallic, small enough to be sharp, and again, GOES INTO ONE'S CROTCH, makes me shiver.
Now here comes the more interesting, imo, part of it - it's somehow antibacterial and literally sterilizes the generic area of where it's installed. No viruses, no cells, no NOTHING! That's some vaginal sorcery at this point!
So, herein comes the idiocy - what if I were to take a bunch of these things, weave them in a sort of chainmail kind of thing, could it act as a sort of COVID protection suit?