To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ...

[MexicanTravels]

...to understand Sanctioned Suicide. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of existential dread most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sanctioned Suicide's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- it's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sanctioned Suicide truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sanctioned Suicide's existential catchphrase "Can I be unbanned?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as God's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

 

[Flash]

I joked about selling pictures of my sisters kids in the black market so she blocked my number.

In my defense: I would never intentionally create harm for the kids, I love them. But the mindset they have is very robotic.

Trying to defend myself again would be this: "but someone posted it on 4chan" and her response would be something like "you sick fu k."

It's not a about how smart somebody is it's about how witty and cunning and deceitful murderous and carnivorous one can truly be at a time that is inappropriate 4 jokes

No idea what I just said.

 

[sólstafir]

you're a literati, write the text a bit longer and send it to some cultural magazine

i've laughed out loud a lot while being in this site, not always because of the things that were intentionally meant to be funny, but because my brain gets into mood where it interprets all the shit through less serious view. sometimes while i'm in the middle of doing something, some really good joke that someone made , pops into my mind and a big smile comes over my face, recently it was Chinaski's recommendation to someone to become a dishwasher at Dignitas instead of starting a job at veterinary clinic to steal N.

i sometimes have a language barrier though, but i love rare moments when my imagination is not dead. humor used to be a big part of my every day life before i got ill and lost friends and the sharpness of my brain.

i don't know how to end this answer, so that's it for now.

 

[Threads]

everybody is like there is no irony in fedoras,

and i'm all like

FE is the elemental symbol for iron, and fedora starts with fe. so checkmate.

oh, and poke'mon speedos.

kthxbye

oh

Please remember to use the report function and click ignore on users who bother you.

 

[ReadyasEver]

Please report the guy using the rainbow font, my pupils are dilated now and I have a splitting headache besides being depressed as shit....

LOL

 

[Threads]

Please report the guy using the rainbow font, my pupils are dilated now and I have a splitting headache besides being depressed as shit....

LOL

excuse me sir, who do you think handles the reports =P

 

[ReadyasEver]

My twisted humor Threads......

 

[Chinaski]

recently it was Chinaski's recommendation to someone to become a dishwasher at Dignitas instead of starting a job at veterinary clinic to steal N.

Well I'm glad you liked this, l seem to recall it went down very badly indeed with the user who seemed genuinely intent on becoming a vet in order to ctb without seeing a single flaw in that plan.

Fwiw l suspect my IQ is bang average and unremarkable, but I compensate for this by randomly shoehorning some vague references to Russian literature into conversation in order to give the impression that I'm of a superior intellect, so all good.

 

[MexicanTravels]

Fwiw l suspect my IQ is bang average and unremarkable, but I compensate for this by randomly shoehorning some vague references to Russian literature into conversation in order to give the impression that I'm of a superior intellect, so all good.

I wouldn't expect a Bukowski acolyte to get my meta humor anyway.

 

[Chinaski]

I wouldn't expect a Bukowski acolyte to get my meta humor anyway.

Some humor takes arcane knowledge to be understood. Those who understand are usually rewarded though.

Tfw you exist on such a superior plane, literally nobody laughs at your jokes.

 

[Pegasus]

Tfw you exist on such a superior plane, literally nobody laughs at your jokes.

You need to bow down to MexicanTravel's superior brand of humour. The rest of us mere mortals will never get it. It goes beyond the realm of this dimension.

 

[Jodes]

I wouldn't expect a Bukowski acolyte to get my meta humor anyway.

I know what meta means

 

[Jodes]

...to understand Sanctioned Suicide. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of existential dread most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sanctioned Suicide's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- it's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sanctioned Suicide truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sanctioned Suicide's existential catchphrase "Can I be unbanned?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as God's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

It was nice of you to complement us. You seem to have lost the plot a little but we try to tolerate that kind of thing! So how come you're here? Please try to keep it simple lol

 

[MsM3talGamer]

You need to bow down to MexicanTravel's superior brand of humour. The rest of us mere mortals will never get it. It goes beyond the realm of this dimension.

Speak for yourself. I'm a "Bukowski acolyte" and I get MT's humour. :P

 

[MexicanTravels]

Tfw you exist on such a superior plane, literally nobody laughs at your jokes.

Chinaski said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, Chinaski asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see Chinaski" I say as he prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely read pleb books by Bukowski to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB." One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

 

[Jodes]

Chinaski said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, Chinaski asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see Chinaski" I say as he prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely read pleb books by Bukowski to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB." One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

Maybe it's an aspergers thing

 

[Pegasus]

Chinaski said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, Chinaski asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see Chinaski" I say as he prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely read pleb books by Bukowski to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB." One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

I'd like some of that weed you're smoking ...

 

[Chinaski]

Chinaski said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, Chinaski asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see Chinaski" I say as he prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely read pleb books by Bukowski to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB." One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

*tumbleweed*

READ SOME FUCKING MAYAKOVSKY YOU GODDAM PHILISTINES, DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT META MEANS?

 

[Jodes]

I actually wish we'd get a straight answer. All I can tell is he seems quite ... happy. Not a problem

 

[Jodes]

Reminds me of one stay in a psych ward. Bipolar and aspergers?

 

[MsM3talGamer]

I actually wish we'd get a straight answer. All I can tell is he seems quite ... happy. Not a problem

You'll never get a straight answer. Just lots of long-ass words jumbled incoherently together in order to sound "intellectual". But yes, I do hope he's happy. We're all struggling with something on this site.

 

[Jodes]

You'll never get a straight answer. Just lots of long-ass words jumbled incoherently together in order to sound "intellectual".

But what if he's trying to actually communicate??

 

[MsM3talGamer]

But what if he's trying to actually communicate??

Dunno. I'll lend an ear if someone legit wants to communicate.

 

[About_to_Go]

Lmao the op is a famous copypasta (a block of text that's been copied and pasted many times as a meme) from a pretentious Rick and Morty fan, only modified to apply to ss. Interpret the rest of the thread as you will

 

[Jodes]

Lmao the op is a famous copypasta (a block of text that's been copied and pasted many times as a meme) from a pretentious Rick and Morty fan, only modified to apply to ss. Interpret the rest of the thread as you will

Lol!!!

 

[Johnnythefox]

Jeez and I thought he was some high-falluting intellectual with the brain capacity of IBM's watson.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

Lmao the op is a famous copypasta (a block of text that's been copied and pasted many times as a meme) from a pretentious Rick and Morty fan, only modified to apply to ss. Interpret the rest of the thread as you will

LOL. This is one copypasta I've never come across before.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Well that's a relief. This thread went completely over my head. Was gonna give it another shot once I reached "illuminated."

 

[Chinaski]

Jeez and I thought he was some high-falluting intellectual with the brain capacity of IBM's watson.
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Now that this has all become clear, l can affirm that the OP is indeed a worthwhile endeavour, being as it is an absolutely hilarious example of this 'meta' thing everybody is talking about these days.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Well that's a relief. This thread went completely over my head. Was gonna give it another shot once I reached "illuminated."

Yeah I didn't want to comment earlier for fear of being exposed as having the IQ of a jellyfish! Thought I would be out of my depth...