This perfectly describes Sanction Suicide

[Riddles]

A guy calls the Sanction Suicide....

 

[ClownMe]

This got me thinking, if the Sanctioned Suicide Helpers Hotline was a real thing and someone from this forum was the sole employee taking calls, who would you guys choose for the role? Imma back in @GenesAndEnvironment.

 

[motel rooms]

God is suicidal:




Suicidal rapper:

 

[arie]

Would actually call a hotline like that, could use some advice

 

[motel rooms]

 

[arie]

I love that dude, he's hilarious

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

This got me thinking, if the Sanctioned Suicide Helpers Hotline was a real thing and someone from this forum was the sole employee taking calls, who would you guys choose for the role? Imma back in @GenesAndEnvironment.

Lmfao.

"Hey, I just got fired, my wife is cheating on me and I have cancer."
"Bro, my penis is bent. Have u seen this meme tho?"

"Where did you buy your SN? Will this rope set-up work?"
"Boohoo I don't have a gf, how often do u cum?"

I think the chat gang would be best for the hotline.