Things your body does that make you go WTF

[RedHarlequin]

Is there anything in your body you have observed that makes you just go- wait, what the hell is this even?!?

Would love to hear just for the fun of it!


At the age of 31 my body has decided that we def. need that wisdom tooth in my upper jaw. What's great though is that there's 0 room for that things, and due to this my last molar is 45° in doing a flip..
It's like, ok, I have a lot of respect for your self healing properties, probably would have even more if I wasn't into self destruction, can't deny you do a lot of cool stuff, but wtf is this? Maybe we could concentrate more energy on producing some serotonin so that I don't want to kms? What's the point of that tooth if I end up death in a couple of month anyway?

 

[Forever Sleep]

Every month I have a period- I'm like- why didn't they just give me a tick sheet- Do you want kids? No? Fine- we'll spare you all the pain, emotional shit and just how disgusting it feels and get rid of that womb now.

I feel you on the wisdom tooth thing. One of mine is on its side. Like... How? My dentist said if they remove it, they will need to remove part of my jaw. So... It's staying put unless it starts to cause trouble. Will you have any teeth out do you think?

 

[RedHarlequin]

Every month I have a period- I'm like- why didn't they just give me a tick sheet- Do you want kids? No? Fine- we'll spare you all the pain, emotional shit and just how disgusting it feels and get rid of that womb now.

I feel you on the wisdom tooth thing. One of mine is on its side. Like... How? My dentist said if they remove it, they will need to remove part of my jaw. So... It's staying put unless it starts to cause trouble. Will you have any teeth out do you think?

Oh yeah, I'm on my period now and I hate it so much. This is gross but I also always develop like.. explosive diarrhea on the couple first days of the period. At first it's still ok, feels like the body is cleaning itself out, but then as I've been to the bathroom 30 times that day, my butthole feels like it's on fire and I just dread the feeling of having to go again.. feels like I need some tube or smth to protect my butt.. sorry.. plus, my periods are quite heavy too, plus, the body is getting rid of water it has accumulated, so I never to visit the toilet for one or another reason every 15 min... Funnnn. This was too much info, definitely, but this is my life now.


I don't want the wisdom tooth removed as well. Idk if this is anything remotely true, but I feel like I would have cooler cheekbones if they stay.. I just hate how I want to pick on it with a tooth stick or smth sharp, Couse.. you know, that pain feels nice. Even though I don't self harm (causing pain to myself) otherwise. Just smoke, drink and take a lot of drugs.

Edit: toothpick, toothpick.. toothsticks don't exits afaik.

Every month I have a period- I'm like- why didn't they just give me a tick sheet- Do you want kids? No? Fine- we'll spare you all the pain, emotional shit and just how disgusting it feels and get rid of that womb now.

I feel you on the wisdom tooth thing. One of mine is on its side. Like... How? My dentist said if they remove it, they will need to remove part of my jaw. So... It's staying put unless it starts to cause trouble. Will you have any teeth out do you think?

I really want to do a tubal ligation. I can't take hormonal contraception, as it just feels weird no matter what someone says about how safe it is.. but this is just my opinion. Probably BC I feel like a POS on it. So I've used condoms for almost my entire life.. not saying that I've gotten that much action anyway.. the libido is looow.
Another idea would be this copper spiral, but it makes the bleeding even more intense. Hmm, maybe that would be my answer of how to die by period.

Oh yeah, and those hormonal diaphragms mess with my brains as well.. this is no placebo. Many many times in the beginning I couldn't even put the two together and when I asked my doc Che said that the oc pills should help with my mood so I disregarded the thought .. ugh, sorry.. but fuck doctors. Mostly.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Oh yeah, I'm on my period now and I hate it so much. This is gross but I also always develop like.. explosive diarrhea on the couple first days of the period. At first it's still ok, feels like the body is cleaning itself out, but then as I've been to the bathroom 30 times that day, my butthole feels like it's on fire and I just dread the feeling of having to go again.. feels like I need some tube or smth to protect my butt.. sorry.. plus, my periods are quite heavy too, plus, the body is getting rid of water it has accumulated, so I never to visit the toilet for one or another reason every 15 min... Funnnn. This was too much info, definitely, but this is my life now.


I don't want the wisdom tooth removed as well. Idk if this is anything remotely true, but I feel like I would have cooler cheekbones if they stay.. I just hate how I want to pick on it with a tooth stick or smth sharp, Couse.. you know, that pain feels nice. Even though I don't self harm (causing pain to myself) otherwise. Just smoke, drink and take a lot of drugs.

Edit: toothpick, toothpick.. toothsticks don't exits afaik.

I really want to do a tubal ligation. I can't take hormonal contraception, as it just feels weird no matter what someone says about how safe it is.. but this is just my opinion. Probably BC I feel like a POS on it. So I've used condoms for almost my entire life.. not saying that I've gotten that much action anyway.. the libido is looow.
Another idea would be this copper spiral, but it makes the bleeding even more intense. Hmm, maybe that would be my answer of how to die by period.

Oh yeah, and those hormonal diaphragms mess with my brains as well.. this is no placebo. Many many times in the beginning I couldn't even put the two together and when I asked my doc Che said that the oc pills should help with my mood so I disregarded the thought .. ugh, sorry.. but fuck doctors. Mostly.

I wonder if they might opt to take your back molar out- to make more room but yeah- I agree with you- I hate all things health related.

 

[RedHarlequin]

Yea, what I also find lame is that they don't drug you up in Wu like they do in us.. on the other hand, that also causes a lot of problems BC you need someone to come pick you up and the procedure could become unaffordable..

Anyway, I heard that there is a possibility to create some sort of a brace between last molar and the wisdom teeth, that's probably like a luxus treatment and ain't nobody got money for that. At least I sure don't ;D

I wonder if they might opt to take your back molar out- to make more room but yeah- I agree with you- I hate all things health related.

 

[thgilrats]

Sometimes I am so exhausted and tired and stressed out (usually if I'm out of my house for more than 4-5 hours) my body is making me feel nauseous and incredibly slow, until we reach home and after that it is like "Finally, we're home... Huh? You want to have a rest? Nonono, darling, not for you" and then fucking TORTURES me with a terrible, and I mean it, headache, worsening nauseousness and a chilling shiver. It's literally like "Yeah we can have a rest but what if we suffer instead?"

Also sometimes I go somewhere and literally there's nothing happening, and suddenly my body's like HA and makes me literally grab my stomach and then fold because of a sudden, sharp pain in it. And then, just a couple of seconds later everything's gone.

Each of these times I'm like why. Why would you do this. What's the point.

 

[ggetout33]

The fact my body recognizes things need to be done but my brain procrastinates just cause. I'd be like wtf.

 

[loyalskateboard]

Even though I've had it for years, my period scares me every time. It's irregular which adds to the shock lmao. Ummmm, every time my stomach grumbles it's weird. When I think too much about the fact I can control how my body moves that's weird too. I can crack my knee if I put my hand under it and move a certain way. Bending the top joints of my fingers and touching my thumb to my forearm freaks some people out. I can flare my nostrils and do a weird shape with my tongue that not many can do.

 

[RedHarlequin]

Even though I've had it for years, my period scares me every time. It's irregular which adds to the shock lmao. Ummmm, every time my stomach grumbles it's weird. When I think too much about the fact I can control how my body moves that's weird too. I can crack my knee if I put my hand under it and move a certain way. Bending the top joints of my fingers and touching my thumb to my forearm freaks some people out. I can flare my nostrils and do a weird shape with my tongue that not many can do.

I try to concentrate on the fact that at least I'm not pregnant, for me that would be the ultimate ride in the trauma train.
Ive had some weeks in my life where I was waiting for my period so bad to come, even though the pregnancy scares have never been too realistic..

I can also relate to the joint/bone thing.. for me almost all my joints crack when I move since I was a kid.. I'm super self conscious about it and that it probably grosses everyone out..

Sometimes I am so exhausted and tired and stressed out (usually if I'm out of my house for more than 4-5 hours) my body is making me feel nauseous and incredibly slow, until we reach home and after that it is like "Finally, we're home... Huh? You want to have a rest? Nonono, darling, not for you" and then fucking TORTURES me with a terrible, and I mean it, headache, worsening nauseousness and a chilling shiver. It's literally like "Yeah we can have a rest but what if we suffer instead?"

Also sometimes I go somewhere and literally there's nothing happening, and suddenly my body's like HA and makes me literally grab my stomach and then fold because of a sudden, sharp pain in it. And then, just a couple of seconds later everything's gone.

Each of these times I'm like why. Why would you do this. What's the point.

Do pain medication like ibuprofen work for you? Other than that coffee helps me a lot against headache. And drinking water, though that takes a while to start working.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Oh yeah, I'm on my period now and I hate it so much. This is gross but I also always develop like.. explosive diarrhea on the couple first days of the period. At first it's still ok, feels like the body is cleaning itself out, but then as I've been to the bathroom 30 times that day, my butthole feels like it's on fire and I just dread the feeling of having to go again.. feels like I need some tube or smth to protect my butt.. sorry.. plus, my periods are quite heavy too, plus, the body is getting rid of water it has accumulated, so I never to visit the toilet for one or another reason every 15 min... Funnnn. This was too much info, definitely, but this is my life now.


I don't want the wisdom tooth removed as well. Idk if this is anything remotely true, but I feel like I would have cooler cheekbones if they stay.. I just hate how I want to pick on it with a tooth stick or smth sharp, Couse.. you know, that pain feels nice. Even though I don't self harm (causing pain to myself) otherwise. Just smoke, drink and take a lot of drugs.

Edit: toothpick, toothpick.. toothsticks don't exits afaik.

I really want to do a tubal ligation. I can't take hormonal contraception, as it just feels weird no matter what someone says about how safe it is.. but this is just my opinion. Probably BC I feel like a POS on it. So I've used condoms for almost my entire life.. not saying that I've gotten that much action anyway.. the libido is looow.
Another idea would be this copper spiral, but it makes the bleeding even more intense. Hmm, maybe that would be my answer of how to die by period.

Oh yeah, and those hormonal diaphragms mess with my brains as well.. this is no placebo. Many many times in the beginning I couldn't even put the two together and when I asked my doc Che said that the oc pills should help with my mood so I disregarded the thought .. ugh, sorry.. but fuck doctors. Mostly.