The funniest thing about your suicide

[Boochky]

Is there going to be a humorous side effect of you going?

Mine is that my ex and my mom will have to talk to each other.

(Hope no one thinks I'm taking it lightly. I just cope with dark humor and it offers some degree of relief. Figured that could be true of a few of you from what I've read.)

 

[Chlo]

Is there going to be a humorous side effect of you going?

Mine is that my ex and my mom will have to talk to each other.

(Hope no one thinks I'm taking it lightly. I just cope with dark humor and it offers some degree of relief. Figured that could be true of a few of you from what I've read.)

I dunno, maybe somebody finding the undignified photos and videos I have of myself on my phone that I'll probably not bother to delete. :P Why would they have to talk?

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

I spent my whole life building immaculate credit. That was all undone in three months by an unscrupulous business partner. My credit is now so bad I can't even rent a dump-apartment. Good luck, creditors, getting back your money that was too little for the government to get involved to prosecute fraud. :)

 

[Dog Food]

I'm going to do mine on April Fools Day. (Also for some reason it makes me laugh to think of people utterly failing to say anything positive about me at my funeral.)

 

[Boochky]

Another one: I'm talking about it a little, but I'd never tell my queer friends. They'd make me 5150. They fight for each other.

 

[21Neberg]

my ex will be reminded of my sorry ass for one second again, whew even bothering people from the grave. Seems like I've got a talent...

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

Another one: I'm talking about it a little, but I'd never tell my queer friends. They'd make me 5150. They fight for each other.

What's "5150"?

 

[Boochky]

What's "5150"?

It's the psych hold when you're a danger to yourself or others.

 

[ForgetAboutMe]

No pictures of me exist as I have burned or deleted every photo of me since childhood. I've cut everyone out of my life and left work with about a half years pay so I doubt anyone will even know I died until months after. Still they won't have any images of me and I think I'll disappear from people memory so fast. This makes me happy.

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

It's the psych hold when you're a danger to yourself or others.

Thanks. :)

 

[RM5998]

Just thinking about what my circle of acquaintances will have to come up with to say to my parents when the inevitable blame game starts cracks me up. And my college asking my parents to pay my dues when December rolls around. That shit could be worth a movie. Preferably a satirical comedy.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I guess the fact that I was suicidal even back in school 20 years ago, and some turd burglar actually put "good luck, don't jump off a bridge" under my yearbook pic. I can just see them getting the news all this time later and being like "yep, totally called it."

 

[Sinbad]

The SS community trying hard to confirm my death.

 

[Psilo]

I will eventually get old enough to develop Alzheimer disease and forgot that I was looking my whole life to find a way to ctb.

 

[First loss]

If I hang myself, at the end of the suicide note adressed to a one specific girl i'll write:

"You know, im sad we never tried. Someone could say you left me hanging".

 

[Circles]

I just hope they don't go through my search history and find the porn.

 

[Kikoo Loool]

I just hope they don't go through my search history and find the porn.

Lol everybody watches porn Use private navigation!

 

[iiii5555]

The funny thing is: anyone could have stopped what's about to go down, but they chose to treat me like i'm mentally challenged.

The choice was theirs and only theirs.

 

[Vegrau]

Well I told everyone I know and 99% of them dont think I will do it and I am just joking. Which suit me just fine lol I just find it funny.

 

[DepressionsAHo]

The note that's gonna be on me when I get the shit out of here
Only for the cops though
I'm tryna tickle some testicles instead of depressing anybody that finds me

 

[TehArgentum]

I will turn into a smurf after I die due to cyanosis from NaNO₂ poisoning.