Method Suicide by eating Scorpions (and others)

[Davey36000]

Suicide by eating dangerous live animals.

Example:

1) Eat live Scorpions, they will puncture your esophagus and stomach, causing internal bleeding and spreading poison.

2) Eat live octopus, which can choke you/suffocate.

3) Eat a balloon fish, then in the stomach it will pop it's spikes causing massive internal puncture damage.

4) An electric eel will electrocute you from inside, so more effective. Also jellyfish is an option if Eels are scarce.

5) Eat a snake, but then the snake will reverse eat you from the inside (not sure it works).

6) Swallow an hedgehog, the spikes will cause internal bleeding.

I can't think of anything else right now. Some animals have better cbt rate than others.

What do you guys think?

 

[CW36]

I think that you've spent too long researching into mad methods, sorry.

 

[Davey36000]

I think that you've spent too long researching into mad methods, sorry.

I didn't spent too long, and some of these could work.

 

[CW36]

I didn't spent too long, and some of these could work.

A snake reverse eating you?
Scorpions, Eels and balloons poisoning, electrocuting and puncturing from the inside?
Suffocating on a jellyfish?
Dude, seriously?
If this was a joke, congrats, it was actually funny! If it's not, I'm quite concerned..

 

[roguetrader]

Might be some of the craziest ideas ever lol.
Surprised you didnt mention any animals in Africa. I don't think a fight with a cape buffalo, lion or hippo will end too well for a human either!

 

[bluebus]

I'm sure that your intentions in posting this are serious, and I mean you no offense, but reading this actually made me laugh a little. Picturing some of these scenarios is quite humorous, almost like something you'd see in a cartoon

 

[Kikoo]

Almost as creative as the guy who wanted to travel to Pakistan to get executed by shitting on quran

 

[Holu]

Suicide by eating dangerous live animals.

Example:

1) Eat live Scorpions, they will puncture your esophagus and stomach, causing internal bleeding and spreading poison.

2) Eat live octopus, which can choke you/suffocate.

3) Eat a balloon fish, then in the stomach it will pop it's spikes causing massive internal puncture damage.

4) An electric eel will electrocute you from inside, so more effective. Also jellyfish is an option.

5) Eat a snake, but then the snake will reverse eat you from the inside (not sure it works).

I can't think of anything else right now. Some animals have better cbt rate than others.

What do you guys think?

Interesting, but seems just like an extreme way of accomplishing other methods.

1. That's assuming the scorpion is small enough for you to swallow live. It most certainly will go for your esophagus but at that point your better off slitting your throat(still painful!)
2. Instead of eating an octopus just do any number of better hypoxia related methods
3. Pufferfish poison is gonna kill you not the fish
4. This is the only one I can see working as intended, since the eel will continue to discharge after death, but idk why u wouldn't just find an alternative more consistent and less troublesome route to electrocute yourself
5. I'm fairly confident that the majority of snakes you could swallow whole, are not going to be large enough to cause significant impact to you, and most likely will just die of either stomach acid, or lack of oxygen. Of all of these, I think this is the only one which basically won't kill you.

Almost as creative as the guy who wanted to travel to Pakistan to get executed by shitting on quran

This is lowkey genius

 

[roguetrader]

Most of those animals would be difficult acquire and eat live. Plus its not easy to swallow them whole.

 

[Borderline]

You should think of better methods.

 

[Stormy Raine]

I thank you so much for this laugh you gave me im assuming you are joking, if you are serious then you may need to spend more time on this site and gather some helpful information. These methods you listed seem very difficult to obtain. How do you plan to catch all that stuff Are you just going to go into the ocean and snatch up a jellyfish and run through the woods catching snakes and scorpions I can promise you now, you won't ever see any of these methods as advisable on this site or even mentioned.

 

[SplitInfrastructure]

This is mostly animal cruelty. I dont see a point in making another life suffer just for your own sake
It all sounds so bizarre it literally feels like a joke
Neither do i get why some people want to sensationalize their suicide this bad. I feel like theres 10 better and safer options before you get to swallowing a hedgehog