MartyByrde
Experienced
- Mar 15, 2020
- 286
Ketchup spanker--best phrase I've heard in a while!Spanking the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle like it owes you money. Digging through the couch for loose change. Flicking your lighter 100x to light your cigarette.
Oh I spank all my bottles until my hand hurts!Ketchup spanker--best phrase I've heard in a while!
Did you try shaking the lighter? I can usually get an extra flick or two that way.
Sounds like my adolescence. I may carve one for old time's sake.oh and also the distinct sound of... carving a pipe out of an apple.
yeah, i've made a lot of poor life decisions these last couple of years.
And then taking all your 5ps and 1ps to the shop to buy things with.Digging through the couch for loose change.
I waited for 3 pennies in change today. Felt cheap as hell, but it all adds up.And then taking all your 5ps and 1ps to the shop to buy things with.
When people say things like 'oh it only costs X amount to buy', that makes my ass feel broke as hell.
catch a bus all the time.
Yep! That's why I keep a little change pot and put all the small change in it.I waited for 3 pennies in change today. Felt cheap as hell, but it all adds up.
The knock on the door cuz I'm too tight to buy a doorbell.
Edit: bought a doorbell