Silly things that could make you not want to ctb?

[Nights]

A chicken, yes you heard me right, if i had a chicken i would not ctb, i love chickens and i think chickens are the cutest animals in this earth, if i had a chicken i would not ctb until the chicken dies, i would take care of that chicken and protect her with my whole life, i'd do the impossible to make that chicken live the best live possible for a chicken, i'd sell species of my body to make that chicken happy

 

[Faded_in_Dreams]

I hope you get a chick.
but what if that chick gives birth to other chicks?
what would you do then?

 

[deathistheaesthetic]

Chickens are the best, I miss my old pets so much.

But as for what keeps me going right now, I guess its just Chainsawman.

 

[Tobacco]

If I could know if a cartoon I like is getting a reboot.

For those who know, if generation 6 of My Little Pony would be a reboot of generation 4 like g5 would have been originally.

 

[selenite]

Chickens are so cute! What keeps me alive right now is my stuffed animals

 

[OceanBlue]

I'm fairly attached to my personal belongings, would like to take them to the afterlife. Sometimes I want to wear my favourite clothes for longer. Giving them away really made me wonder why people are prepared to do the worst to have large amounts of goods and property when it's all so temporary.

Chickens are smart animals, it's crazy how we force them to suffer in factory farms.

 

[The anhedonic one]

Jerking off, yes, jerking off.
I like playing with my thingy.
It's kinda fun.
But not with a chicken,
that would be fucked up.

 

[SirCalvinXIV]

Getting a suit of medieval knight armor. They're pretty expensive (think 1-5 thousand a piece), but imagine the goofy shit you could do with a suit of armor. Go bicycle jousting, gallavant through the streets, become someone's vassal. Could even rent it out for like $50 a day. Might be fun