Should there be another Great Emu war?

[MAIO]

Edit Emu are outside my house now. I should of never put this conspiracy to light. Farewell guys this is the end:

There has only ever been one war against animals;The Great Emu War. This war was the military of Australia vs Emo, which resulted in a descive Emu victory. This is an actual quote from the war: "If we had a military division with the bullet carrying capacity of these birds, we could face any arm in the world."
War was again requested 3 separate time with Australia gov refusing to go to war with the Emu again each time as they knew they had lost. Emu population is rising to never before seen levels in Austrila.

 

[MAIO]

Emus are some shifty fuckers, they're probably planning something

Ever notice when people move to Austrilla they do not move back? This is where Austrilla has done nuculear testing
https://www.google.com/search?q=aus...oECA4QAg&biw=375&bih=551#imgrc=LQZJcxOiB2xxuM

Notice that is right where the high populations on Emu are. Here is Austrilla largest wall https://www.google.com/search?q=aus...EN8KHSAhAaUQ2-cCegQIABAC#imgrc=U4u4KxjaKCfaXM

Notice it's before the nuculear testing site and giagantic. I think Austrilla is in a last desperate final stand against the Emu and they are losing. Austrilla is lost to the Emu.

 

[worldexploder]

We need to invade Vatican City, arrest the pope, and put him on trial for crimes against children. The Vatican shouldn't be a sovereign state in the first place. It's about the size of a large mall and created by Benito Mussolini to appease Catholics.

 

[weedoge]

There has only ever been one war against animals;The Great Emu War. This war was the military of Australia vs Emo, which resulted in a descive Emu victory. This is an actual quote from the war: "If we had a military division with the bullet carrying capacity of these birds, we could face any arm in the world."
War was again requested 3 separate time with Australia gov refusing to go to war with the Emu again each time as they knew they had lost. Emu population is rising to never before seen levels in Austrila.

Thought this was a joke post at first, turns out it's a real thing, pretty interesting.

If people genuinely want to read lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

 

[Threads]

Australia would not be able to handle the might of mid 2000's My Chemical Romance and The Used in an Emo war. I'm sorry.

As for the Emu, I'm rooting for the birds.

 

[weedoge]

Australia would not be able to handle the might of mid 2000's My Chemical Romance and The Used in an Emo war. I'm sorry.

As for the Emu, I'm rooting for the birds.

There must be a way to slip in a bird law joke here too, but I can't do it.

 

[MAIO]

I'm glad this site has given us a place to discuss emu related conspiracies

Related Conspiracies? Emu's are the real enemy. The only war that matters is against the emus.

 

[Gainax]

Emu's existed long before australia was colonized, they have the right to self determination and fight for their freedom

 

[weedoge]

Emu's existed long before australia was colonized, they have the right to self determination and fight for their freedom

You reminded me, "invasive species" is a term that makes me laugh because, like, whenever a species becomes invasive it's usually our own idiotic fault.