Say something funny... bitch.

[DefinitelyReady]

"Chances are... cause I wear a silly grin, the moment you walk out of view..."

"I'm not stupid, stupid!..."
(I really did say this to someone when I was, Idk, 6yrs?)

"No way hosie!" (Said this too. Guess I couldn't pronounce "José" as a 3yr old.)

A Big Black Bear Bit a Big Black Bug that made the Big Black Bear Bleed Blood... Say it 3x.

*Hand/hand, clap, slap, repeat, as a duo with a friend while singing*::
I don't want to go to Mexico no more, more, more,
There's a big fat Policeman at the door, door, door.
He'll grab you by the collar,
Make you pay a dollar!
I don't want to go to Mexico no more, more, more!"
My 8-9yr old girl friend, who was Mexican, taught us this. We didn't know this was racist obviously

Have you ever been "mooned"?

99 Problems But Trump Ain't One (Come Nov. 5th)
Make America Hate Again!
Deny Deluded Donny Dictatorship!
(This is what was on my Trump poster/sign when at his 1st rally in 2020 lol. My sign was popular So was my giant printout (bought off Amazon) squishy Trump (face) head that was wearable (on your own head), especially because there was a small strip of black felt cloth that I taped to the top of his lip... Whoops. Hitler much?
Plus my "poop" backwards cap I wore.) I got a lot of stares...

 

[whywere]

This is the first and last time that I will say anything about politics on here, but after reading what @DefinitelyReady said, I have to make a comment.

I live in the U.S., and I could NEVER EVER vote for Trump, as he is too old, but the worst aspect is the issue of just him period. From a nasty want to be dictator, to someone who only cares about himself, never ever.

No matter where anyone is in this world, we are ALL the same period, we should ALL work together to help the human race evolve and finally when it is all said and done we ALL leave with what we came with NOTHING. It is what we ALL do while we are here that can make a HUGE difference hopefully for good, gee that excludes Trump, I guess!

Walter

 

[DefinitelyReady]

This is the first and last time that I will say anything about politics on here, but after reading what @DefinitelyReady said, I have to make a comment.

I live in the U.S., and I could NEVER EVER vote for Trump, as he is too old, but the worst aspect is the issue of just him period. From a nasty want to be dictator, to someone who only cares about himself, never ever.

No matter where anyone is in this world, we are ALL the same period, we should ALL work together to help the human race evolve and finally when it is all said and done we ALL leave with what we came with NOTHING. It is what we ALL do while we are here that can make a HUGE difference hopefully for good, gee that excludes Trump, I guess!

Walter

Thanks lol. I feel special I know there are Trump fans on here which surprises me but...
I was just randomly sharing amusing things. (Wish I had more. Not in a thinking mood.) Couldn't think of anything funny so I went musically; and there's a song that was really popular like 20yrs ago by Beyonce's husband Jay Z called "99 Problems (but a bitch ain't one) that you probably don't know, but I thought of music and that tidbit came up and I remembered my sign lol. I chanced writing it out. Thanks for the shout out though I will never be able to understand how people can just gloss over his blatant ignorance, degrading facist remarks, sociopathic tendencies, and hundreds of proven lies. It's astounding. It's a strange phenomenon how once he "came out" with his hate, so did all who were closeted and they all popped out of literally nowhere. Now it's like playing whack-a-mock trying to bash them all back in their holes/bunkers.

Oh. Im also a little embarrassed with my title and my ridiculousness and idiocy of what my post declared So you shame me a little too

 

[kinderbueno]

I know there are Trump fans on here which surprises me but...

I'm surprised that there are trump fans here, most people here seem to be centrist/left leaning

 

[samdocheon]

As a french I'm pro Harris ! But politic is boring for me.
I ever was in public fonction so first fu*k*d ! Every time and it's worst with this @#€_&-? !

 

[EvisceratedJester]

"Chances are... cause I wear a silly grin, the moment you walk out of view..."

"I'm not stupid, stupid!..."
(I really did say this to someone when I was, Idk, 6yrs?)

"No way hosie!" (Said this too. Guess I couldn't pronounce "José" as a 3yr old.)

A Big Black Bear Bit a Big Black Bug that made the Big Black Bear Bleed Blood... Say it 3x.

*Hand/hand, clap, slap, repeat, as a duo with a friend while singing*::
I don't want to go to Mexico no more, more, more,
There's a big fat Policeman at the door, door, door.
He'll grab you by the collar,
Make you pay a dollar!
I don't want to go to Mexico no more, more, more!"
My 8-9yr old girl friend, who was Mexican, taught us this. We didn't know this was racist obviously

Have you ever been "mooned"?

99 Problems But Trump Ain't One (Come Nov. 5th)
Make America Hate Again!
Deny Deluded Donny Dictatorship!
(This is what was on my Trump poster/sign when at his 1st rally in 2020 lol. My sign was popular So was my giant printout (bought off Amazon) squishy Trump (face) head that was wearable (on your own head), especially because there was a small strip of black felt cloth that I taped to the top of his lip... Whoops. Hitler much?
Plus my "poop" backwards cap I wore.) I got a lot of stares...

Did you write this post while high or something?

 

[No More Tears]

Ohhhh I ain't touching this thread.....

 

[Imagined_Euphoria]

No, I don't think I will.

 

[Circles]

 

[pilotviolin]

"on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Um, nope. Just extremely tired/anxious at the time and wanted to get my mind off of it.
Were you high:or something when you picked your username and pfp?
Not sure why you want to be a dick for seemingly no apparent reason...
Guess you're just not funny :/
If you don't like my posts, ignore them; I ignore yours.
Very simple. Saves me the trouble of having to deal with stupid shit like this with strangers.

Dude, did you read your post? You are getting offended over what exactly?

 

[RainAndSadness]

Be respectful everyone or I will hand out warnings. There is no need to be provocative about the way this thread was written.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

@RainAndSadness
@Myforevercharlie
Is there a reason both of you came to check out my thread, warn us to play nice, but are not responding to my two reportings of me asking for the removal of my own possible inflammatory dual comment?
That just seems weird and contradictory. Smells of hint of conspiracy in the air.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

I didn't respond because an other moderator is assigned to your report.

Not that much of a conspiracy.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

I didn't respond because an other moderator is assigned to your report.

Not that much of a conspiracy.

Yeah I saw that neither of you were "on duty" when I wrote this as that occured to me. Still, the fact that two mods happen to come to my thread in a similar timeframe, right after my reports, just seems a little too coincidental for me.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

Yeah I saw that neither of you were "on duty" when I wrote this as that occured to me. Still, the fact that two mods happen to come to my thread in a similar timeframe right after my reports, just seems too coincidental to me.

Apparently we were both awake. That happens.
We do read reports,so we look what it's about.
From what I see in the thread the user you have reported didn't respond anymore after RWNS's warning

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Apparently we were both awake. That happens.
We do read reports,so we look what it's about.
From what I see in the thread the user you have reported didn't respond anymore after RWNS's warning

So like I insinuated, you saw my report and came here. That's the conspiracy. Doubt you both happened upon it at the same time. Why would you read a report with no intention of responding to it? That's just nosiness and an abuse of power to me.

You misread. I wanted my own comment deleted in my reports. I never reported another user regarding this thread...

 

[Myforevercharlie]

So like I insinuated, you saw my report and came here. That's the conspiracy. Doubt you both happened upon it at the same time. Why would you read a report with no intention of responding to it? That's just nosiness and an abuse of power to me.

You misread. I wanted my own comment deleted in my reports. I never reported another user regarding this thread.

Abuse of power? It's not a power . It's a service. For free.
You are the one that reported. We are mods. We read reports.

We are users ourselves as well and read many threads and topics, as any other user here.

But because I can read, you didn't ask that.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Abuse of power? You are the one that reported. We are mods. We read reports.

We are users ourselves as well and read many threads and topics, as any other user here.

But because I can read, you didn't ask that.

Sigh...
You're either playing dumb, or you're just not getting it; and I don't think it's the latter. Yeah, I reported to have my dual response to EJ & IE removed. Yes, no one has responded after RNAS' uncalled for warning. Reading my report brought both of you here. However, again, if you weren't assigned to my report, then why even read it? Other than to be nosy, and abuse your power as a mod? That's pretty evident by now.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

I told you why twice.

I don't like being accused of something that's not there.

There's no conspiracy, no power.

Seriously, what power did I abuse? By reading your post? I read almost every post, because like you I am a normal user as well.
One like all the others who struggles with life.

 

[Dot]

@RainAndSadness
@Myforevercharlie
Is there a reason both of you came to check out my thread, warn us to play nice, but are not responding to my two reportings of me asking for the removal of my own possible inflammatory dual comment?
That just seems weird and contradictory. Smells of hint of conspiracy in the air.

Ur rport dd nt requst n.ethng - u jst sd 'cnfusn' & th/ reasn fr ur rport ws nt clear

Requstd pst hs bn deletd

 

[Downdraft]

I'm surprised that there are trump fans here, most people here seem to be centrist/left leaning

Most people choose a candidate because they hate them just a little less, the bar is so low it's nonexistent, lol. Few people like candidates anymore.

I'd be very surprised if any Trump-voter here was a MAGA republican.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Ur rport dd nt requst n.ethng - u jst sd 'cnfusn' & th/ reasn fr ur rport ws nt clear

Requstd pst hs bn deletd

I reported my comment and requested it be deleted and cited "Confusion" as the reason. Now my duo-comment/response is longer on this thread so someone did somethin'. Either way, thanks for shooting straight as always :)

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

If you're bored, go up to someone and say "oh my God, did you hear about that actress who was stabbed?! Reese... Reese something... "

At this point the other person will go "Witherspoon?" whereupon you say "no, with a knife."

I know this isn't as funny as moderator warnings or Trump, but I wanted to add my contribution nonetheless.

 

[Downdraft]

At this point the other person will go "Witherspoon?" whereupon you say "no, with a knife."

I just recoiled.

Damn moderator warnings, you should get warned solely for this.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

If you're bored, go up to someone and say "oh my God, did you hear about that actress who was stabbed?! Reese... Reese something... "

At this point the other person will go "Witherspoon?" whereupon you say "no, with a knife."

I know this isn't as funny as moderator warnings or Trump, but I wanted to add my contribution nonetheless.

I said to myself, "Oh lord..." and literally lol'ed so ya got me there! I braced myself when I saw your notification
Score!

P.S. Definitely trumps mod warnings and Trump

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Wow. I only just now got the "Witherspoon" joke... and I wasn't even reading it. I was looking for something to watch while I ate cereal. Damn. No wonder I get in fights lol My demented diseased brain literally escapes me

33 going on 63
I feel like an OG
SoB.. poor me

@Angst Filled Fuck Up
I forgot the tag