sadsoul
Alive and unwell
- Sep 9, 2018
- 440
Since some of us (including me) sometimes fantasize about throwing a big ctb party where we can talk to each other and drink N, I wrote this just for fun:
ROAD TO NON-EXISTENCE PARTY 2K19
WHAT:
Free drinks (1,4 Butanediol, Nembutal and more!)
WHO:
Everyone is welcome, SS account required
WHEN:
Saturday, January 5th, 6PM
WHERE:
Bus stop 9 3/4, access code*:
0501-2019-USERNAME-3CTB
*The access code needs to be written legibly on a blank piece of paper. In place of 'USERNAME', please write the username of your SS account. Beneath the activation code, write the password of your account. This is for identification purposes only. The piece of paper with the activation code and your password will be destroyed during the teleportation process. To activate the code and start immediate teleportation to Bus stop 9 3/4, touch the piece of paper with at least one finger and say the following words out loud or repeat them a few times in your head:
BUS-CATCHING IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY
If you are not teleported immediately, please wait 2 minutes and try again. Code activation is only possible between 6PM and 8PM.
WARNING: Once the code is activated, the teleportation process cannot be stopped. Teleportation might result in dizziness, nausea and/or headaches. Teleportation malfunction can result in disfigurement and/or death. To maximize safety, make sure you are in a seated position before activating the code.
PARTY RULES:
1. No harrassment
2. No violence of any kind towards others
3. No encouragement of violence, including suicide
Breaking any one of these rules will result in teleportation to the south pole.
Please treat everyone respectfully and do not share personal information with people you don't trust. Thank you.
END OF THE PARTY:
Sunday, January 6th, 6AM
To teleport yourself back, say the following words out loud or repeat them a few times in your head:
MISSING THE BUS IS MY SPECIALTY
You can teleport yourself back at any time. At 6AM you will be teleported automatically.
WARNING: Everyone will be teleported back, dead or alive. By attempting to ctb at the party you acknowledge the risk of being teleported back, being found and surviving. Only attempt if you are completely sure this is what you want to do.
ROAD TO NON-EXISTENCE PARTY 2K19
WHAT:
Free drinks (1,4 Butanediol, Nembutal and more!)
WHO:
Everyone is welcome, SS account required
WHEN:
Saturday, January 5th, 6PM
WHERE:
Bus stop 9 3/4, access code*:
0501-2019-USERNAME-3CTB
*The access code needs to be written legibly on a blank piece of paper. In place of 'USERNAME', please write the username of your SS account. Beneath the activation code, write the password of your account. This is for identification purposes only. The piece of paper with the activation code and your password will be destroyed during the teleportation process. To activate the code and start immediate teleportation to Bus stop 9 3/4, touch the piece of paper with at least one finger and say the following words out loud or repeat them a few times in your head:
BUS-CATCHING IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY
If you are not teleported immediately, please wait 2 minutes and try again. Code activation is only possible between 6PM and 8PM.
WARNING: Once the code is activated, the teleportation process cannot be stopped. Teleportation might result in dizziness, nausea and/or headaches. Teleportation malfunction can result in disfigurement and/or death. To maximize safety, make sure you are in a seated position before activating the code.
PARTY RULES:
1. No harrassment
2. No violence of any kind towards others
3. No encouragement of violence, including suicide
Breaking any one of these rules will result in teleportation to the south pole.
Please treat everyone respectfully and do not share personal information with people you don't trust. Thank you.
END OF THE PARTY:
Sunday, January 6th, 6AM
To teleport yourself back, say the following words out loud or repeat them a few times in your head:
MISSING THE BUS IS MY SPECIALTY
You can teleport yourself back at any time. At 6AM you will be teleported automatically.
WARNING: Everyone will be teleported back, dead or alive. By attempting to ctb at the party you acknowledge the risk of being teleported back, being found and surviving. Only attempt if you are completely sure this is what you want to do.
