Put him in psyche!

[worldexploder]

 

[worldexploder]

Onetime I looked at the criteria for Anti-Social Personality Disorder (psychopathy) then compared it to the God of the Bible. Perfect fit.

 

[Lra888]

Onetime I looked at the criteria for Anti-Social Personality Disorder (psychopathy) then compared it to the God of the Bible. Perfect fit.

Gnostics believed that the Old Testament god—the creator of the material world—was not the true perfect "Supreme Being", but a lower being called the Demiurge that was antagonistic to the spiritual divine spark in man. They sought to separate themselves from the corrupt material world.

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

 

[worldexploder]

That's pretty damn funny! It's insane how real insanity is mainstream. I love comics who point this out.

 

[worldexploder]

God, who is against the creation of sentient life, was captured by Satan and imprisoned at the center of our earth. Then Satan created life so that he could torture them - masquerading as a the real god.

God has been desperately trying to break free from the core of our Earth for 4 billion years. He is spinning so fast that it created our magnetic field and has shifted the continents. This allowed for further life to thrive.

Once the REAL God emerges from the core, we will all die and God and Satan will have a final cosmic fight using the Milky Way an Andromeda galaxies as throwing stars.

I JUST MADE UP A RELIGION! GIMME MONEY!

 

[Lra888]

God, who is against the creation of sentient life, was captured by Satan and imprisoned at the center of our earth. Then Satan created life so that he could torture them - masquerading as a the real god.

God has been desperately trying to break free from the core of our Earth for 4 billion years. He is spinning so fast that it created our magnetic field and has shifted the continents. This allowed for further life to thrive.

Once the REAL God emerges from the core, we will all die and God and Satan will have a final cosmic fight using the Milky Way an Andromeda galaxies as throwing stars.

I JUST MADE UP A RELIGION! GIMME MONEY!

Sounds good to me. Let's go to Guyana.

 

[Threads]

Miss Cleo makes better arguments than the typical pro-lifer.

 

[worldexploder]

Sounds good to me. Let's go to Guyana.

That's Jim Jones this shit!

 

[worldexploder]

Miss Cleo makes better arguments than the typical pro-lifer.

Lol those commercials controlled late night TV in the early 2000s. She ain't even from Jamaica. She's from Missouri.

 

[worldexploder]

That's Jim Jones this shit!

I was thinking...if I fleshed this out alittle I could actually turn it into a parody religion.

"Come my children. Come down from the rocky mountains. Within 3 years God will emerge from the Yellowstone Supervolcano. We don't know the exact date but it will kill us all. I sent our geologists down to the park several days ago. Seismic activities are increasing by the day. The safest spot to be in such an event is Alice Springs, Australia. We wouldn't live long. God would be deviststed knowing we suffered. He would blame himself. The best thing to do is to make ourselves absent before we could be seen. Any questions?"

 

[Sickofit]

God, who is against the creation of sentient life, was captured by Satan and imprisoned at the center of our earth. Then Satan created life so that he could torture them - masquerading as a the real god.

God has been desperately trying to break free from the core of our Earth for 4 billion years. He is spinning so fast that it created our magnetic field and has shifted the continents. This allowed for further life to thrive.

Once the REAL God emerges from the core, we will all die and God and Satan will have a final cosmic fight using the Milky Way an Andromeda galaxies as throwing stars.

I JUST MADE UP A RELIGION! GIMME MONEY!

Im in. Whats your religion gonna be called?

 

[worldexploder]

Im in. Whats your religion gonna be called?

The Core Church of Christ.

 

[Sickofit]

The Core Church of Christ.

I like it!

 

[Lra888]

That's Jim Jones this shit!

He was able to get cyanide with a jewler's license. Smart man.

People's Temple got their C from J.

 

[worldexploder]

He was able to get cyanide with a jewler's license. Smart man.

People's Temple got their C from J.

My disciples will get Nembutal. I believe in a painless cult.

 

[Lra888]

Jim Jones was a fascinating human. I read the book "Raven" about JJ and People's Temple. Great book if you're not horrifically depressed like me and still have the ability to concentrate enough to read a book. Also People's Temple Choir put out a groovy album in 1973 called "He's Able".