Post your life hacks

[StateOfMind]

To get started:

If you eat margarine
Don't. Buy real butter instead and keep it out of the fridge to maintain spreadability. Its tastes much better also.

If you are a smoker
Keep you lighter cool as to not waste lighter fluid. When its warm your lighter flame burns faster and bigger wasting fuel. When its cooler you get a smaller flame but saves on the fuel.

When you take a crap
If you have a toilet with a balcony put toilet paper on it so you don't need to use the scrubber. This really works, I shit you not lol

 

[Symbiote]

Department stores with perfumes or colognes have samples for you to try, if you need to smell good on a date or need something light and enchanting for a business meeting, put a small dab on your wrist and your neck. Too much and you'll be reenacting the Sex Panther scene from Anchorman.

 

[stygal]

I don't know if that's considered a life hack but instead of buying very moisturizing lotion I use coconut butter which works well for parts of the skin that are very dry.
Of course you can also cook with it and even clean your teeth. So it's 3-in-one.

 

[Deleted member 23374]

When you're living on the street always keep an eye on garbage cans, food.
Also cigarette packs, people forget all kinds of stuff, money dope etc..

 

[StateOfMind]

When you're living on the street always keep an eye on garbage cans, food.
Also cigarette packs, people forget all kinds of stuff, money dope etc..

I hope this wisdom does not stem from personal experiences..

 

[Deleted member 23374]

It does. Part of the journey to here. If i think about it makes sense. It doesn't diminish the anger/rage.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Keep a bottle of water by your bedside so you do not have to go to the kitchen to pour more water into the glass every hour.

 

[Futile]

Your poop sock and cum sock don't have to be two different ones






Ok sorry for the bad joke but I always found life hacks kinda useless: they're either very simple things everyone already does or some weird stuff that's very incovenient to put in practice

 

[Symbiote]

Your poop sock and cum sock don't have to be two different ones






Ok sorry for the bad joke but I always found life hacks kinda useless: they're either very simple things everyone already does or some weird stuff that's very incovenient to put in practice

And that's how either creamy or nutty peanut butter is made.

 

[decafcoffee]

be born rich into a mentally stable family

failing that, scream and wait for death

 

[Despondent]

Take a nap when you're feeling sad

 

[xLosthopex]

be born rich into a mentally stable family

failing that, scream and wait for death

I was born in to both of those...Still became the biggest fuck up in the history of fuck ups

 

[puppy9]

I was born in to both of those...Still became the biggest fuck up in the history of fuck ups

How rich? if you don't mind.
How does it feel like to be rich?

 

[xLosthopex]

How rich? if you don't mind.
How does it feel like to be rich?

Ha I don't mean mega rich or anything But my grandad owned a successful company and my parents both have very good jobs, always had expensive cars, big house, land, owned horses and I went to a private school
But I know the other side of things too, I was facing homelessness for a while after I told my parents what I did for work(stripper) which they did not take well at all...
I'm the definition of a family disappointment lol

 

[Kramer]

Use baby wipes instead of TP.

Put things you need like an envelope you need to mail or a sticky note, etc by your keys, wallet, or shoes.

 

[hoping to lose hope]

If you are a smoker
Keep you lighter cool as to not waste lighter fluid. When its warm your lighter flame burns faster and bigger wasting fuel. When its cooler you get a smaller flame but saves on the fuel.

Lighters are cheap and last forever I even heat up stuff to burn myself with and they last a long time.
Have you had a problem running out of gas?

My tip is to stop using plates bowls etc and buy plastic ones instead which you throw under your bed when used.
You only have to clean them up once a year or so and it is much easier than using bowls and plates you have to wash or worrying about binning them every time.

 

[Kramer]

Lighters are cheap and last forever I even heat up stuff to burn myself with and they last a long time.
Have you had a problem running out of gas?

My tip is to stop using plates bowls etc and buy plastic ones instead which you throw under your bed when used.
You only have to clean them up once a year or so and it is much easier than using bowls and plates you have to wash or worrying about binning them every time.

You smoke? :( I thought you were a pure soul

 

[hoping to lose hope]

You smoke? :( I thought you were a pure soul

 

[VisionsOfHell]

If you dont have time or are too lazy to fry your eggs you can just eat them raw. Tastes pretty good, I am not kidding.
Should only be done if they are good quality though, otherwise its too risky.

 

[Leiden]

If you ever need an ice pack and don't have one, you can make a solution of 1 part rubbing alcohol and 3 parts water. Put that in a good ziplock bag and put it in the freezer. It won't freeze solid and it will be pliable.