Poll: Would you risk going to jail in order to avoid suicide?

[noname223]

I have posted another poll with the diametrical question.

But here is this one. Maybe in some years I could avoid my suicide if I did something which could give me jail time. I would not hurt anyone except the finances of the country I live in. But I needed a partner in crime. And all the people who could help me said "no, never."

I had to find a stranger. But the person could easily blackmail me. I had to have compromised evidence against them. It is a tricky question. I think I am not the kind of person who has the nerves for it but I am really desperate. The chances someone finds out is very low except if the other person turns his or her back against me.
I think thinking hypothetically about it and actually doing it are two seperate things.

I go with maybe.

Could I go to SaSu jail for posting too many polls the same evening or for giving a link to another poll as an option for this poll? This marketing stunt is genius. You have to admit that. Damn I put the wrong poll as an option. Nevermind the other link would have been too long anyway.

 

[LifeQuitter]

What are you talking about?

 

[Forever Sleep]

The only thing I can think of is some massive financial crime. Is that the kind of thing you mean? Fraudulantly obtain a shit load of money in order to live more comfortably? But- no. I'm far too square and law abiding and too stupid anyhow to pull off something like that. I don't think I could enjoy the money either. I'd be too nervous I'd get caught.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

If Epstein couldn't escape suicide in jail, I doubt I could either.

But no. I would maybe go to a psych ward to avoid suicide at best but that's potentially worse than jail for some people.

 

[noname223]

The only thing I can think of is some massive financial crime. Is that the kind of thing you mean? Fraudulantly obtain a shit load of money in order to live more comfortably? But- no. I'm far too square and law abiding and too stupid anyhow to pull off something like that. I don't think I could enjoy the money either. I'd be too nervous I'd get caught.

You could end up in jail also for minor crimes if you cannot pay the fine. Even for riding the train without ticket in Germany.

 

[N33dT0D13]

So, I'd be going to jail, and also still alive? Those both sound horrible, no thank you.

 

[Steff1337]

I'd rather die then go to jail, 'cause I wanna die anyways.

 

[amnesia999]

Would you risk going to jail in order to avoid suicide?

No. I would commit suicide in order to avoid going to jail. If your goal is to get traumatized, jail's a good place to do it.