Help Nsfw

[Life_and_Death]

Ok so I get what it means. And the obvious like nudes and stuff. But what about excessive swearing? I mean it wouldn't be appropriate but theres worse things in the world then someone that fucked up using the stapler lol

(I was going to get a picture of someone stapling themselves but after having a toothpick in my foot for 6 months.... That made me queasy )

 

[Deleted member 17949]

penis fuck

tbh

 

[Good4Nothing]

penis fuck

tbh

Titty sprinkles.

 

[Lilacmoon]

......

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

...handholding.

 

[Life_and_Death]

as much as im loving the comments......im asking because i want to make a thread where people can swear and i need to know if i should tag it NSFW or if i dont need to.

just a random funny swear or maybe they just had a bad day and need to scream or maybe someone upset them and they need to say something. ill be honest im mostly making the thread because this morning i thought that "my mother is a son of a c*nt". it doesnt make sense but i was high and it was funny lol

 

[woxihuanni]

The Abomination's cold, dry, loose cunthole.

 

[Life_and_Death]

The Abomination's cold, dry, loose cunthole.

or i can retag this one lol

 

[Good4Nothing]

I swear all the time here. This is supposed to be an adult website, so I don't feel a need to censor myself. If anyone is offended by my language, eh...
Fuck 'em.

 

[Life_and_Death]

I swear all the time here. This is supposed to be an adult website, so I don't feel a need to censor myself. If anyone is offended by my language, eh...
Fuck 'em.

its not about censoring. i swear here too. i just thought it would be an idea to have funny/made up swears in one place. it could make for a good laugh when someone is feeling down or commenting there might be therapeutic for them and temporarily help.

 

[Ghost2211]

Not going to lie I expected this thread to be sexier.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Not going to lie I expected this thread to be sexier.

.... -holds hand- -pats shoulder-
i know, scandalous, but you asked for it.

 

[Good4Nothing]

Not going to lie I expected this thread to be sexier.

Make it sexy.

 

[Soulless Angel]

.... -holds hand- -pats shoulder-
i know, scandalous, but you asked for it.

returns with a gentle handshake and pats back

 

[Ghost2211]

Make it sexy.

Ok, we have dirty jokes in another topic, so here's some bad pickup lines.

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

 

[suicidal-raven]

FUCKING WALNUT
oh gosh I'm so sorry that was horrible

 

[Deleted member 1465]

People have made a few such threads, where you are encouraged to troll, swear or moan. Fucking cock biscuits, I do my best.