stationarymillennial
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- Aug 4, 2020
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I'm choosing to die in a hotel room, but I feel guilty about making people clean up my mess. I also want to leave tips for them, ideally, and I want to make sure it goes to those who find me or clean me up (aah). I'm pondering now about the best way to distribute those tips, given I will be dead as shit and obviously can't hand them out meanwhile.
I have thought about stashing money in different places. Perhaps some obvious money in or by my belongings with a note, and then putting bills in different places where the cleaning staff might find them. Since we might poop when we die, lovely I know, I'm probably going to want to wear a diaper as well. FWIW I am not at all rich, just hate burdening people.
Can anyone relate? If so, what might be some ways to lessen the burden on hotel workers? X games bonus question: any hotel workers want to chime in? Would it be better to die in nature?
I have thought about stashing money in different places. Perhaps some obvious money in or by my belongings with a note, and then putting bills in different places where the cleaning staff might find them. Since we might poop when we die, lovely I know, I'm probably going to want to wear a diaper as well. FWIW I am not at all rich, just hate burdening people.
Can anyone relate? If so, what might be some ways to lessen the burden on hotel workers? X games bonus question: any hotel workers want to chime in? Would it be better to die in nature?
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