New year's resolution- no farting in this forum.

[Someone123]

Please no farting in this forum for the new year. Thank you.

 

[Latios]

*Pffffrrrrrtttttt*

 

[miserableguy5694]

I'm seriously depressed and even I laughed. Thanks.

 

[Noctis]

No farting? What kind of anti-choice bullshit is that? You're taking away our autonomy and agency to make our own choices?

Just for that, I'm farting twice as much.

 

[Bleak]

Does verbal diarrhea count?

 

[Seiba]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 

[eternalpeace]

That wasn't me! It was my dog!

 

[NotSureToEndure]

 

[All Things Must Pass]

When I say all, I mean all.

 

[Someone123]

"Farting is such sweet sorrow." - the bard.

 

[Silenos]

I've got digestive issues. You can't stop me!

 

[Someone123]

I've got digestive issues. You can't stop me!

In this case you will be granted an exemption. :)

 

[Lost Magic]

 

[LONE WOLF.]

 

[OrcWitch]

I volunteer for the anti-fart police force. We will purge the world of this filth and usher in a golden age of only good smells.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

I volunteer for the anti-fart police force. We will purge the world of this filth and usher in a golden age of only good smells.

Good Smells? What like freshly made Doughnuts! Yay

 

[gr1lledcheese]

But I'm so good at it!

 

[OrcWitch]

Good Smells? What like freshly made Doughnuts! Yay

Yes. Smell of fresh baked goods, the rain, clean laundry, flowers, old books etc will all be increased. Bad smells are strictly prohibited,

 

[Silenos]

I volunteer for the anti-fart police force. We will purge the world of this filth and usher in a golden age of only good smells.

 

[Shadowplay]

Nazi Germany all over again........

 

[_Seeking]

I guess this ruins my plan for death by dutch oven.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Yes. Smell of fresh baked goods, the rain, clean laundry, flowers, old books etc will all be increased. Bad smells are strictly prohibited,

Ohh, old books, the musty metallic smell of Rain, just lovely! :-)

 

[Sherri]

Stop vaping vape cigarettes, my house is like a London fog inside.

 

[littlelungs]

Stop vaping vape cigarettes, my house is like a London fog inside.

My brain automatically read this in a very posh London accent.

"Stop vaping in the lorry, love."

 

[melkiy_chas_mnye]

I might as well burp, and fart
what will you do about it?