Was deadlifting and had to watch a couple work out together. At first they were deadlifting some super light weight behind a wall, so I could just ignore them, but then they moved to the bench (I was very close to the bench). They started bench pressing like 30kg (they were both extremely weak and fat, but didn't look super ugly). The worst part was when it was the guy's turn to bench (they used the same weights, lmfao) and the gf would then bend over the bar and kiss him from above several times.
I'll say it again, small amounts of physical violence should be legal. It should be legal to just give em a little punch or kick, not causing any real damage but just letting them know how things B out here.