Story My Imaginary Girlfriend Made Cofvefe

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Woke up to my imaginary girlfriend hugging me and claiming to have "made coffee", I go to the kitchen and there are no signs of anyone having made coffee. Guess I need to become more insane.

 

[Makko]

 

[Amumu]

Maybe psychedelics can help you reach your goal lmao.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

She sat on the top of my back while I was doing push-ups and lunges, thank god she doesn't have weight (yet).

 

[Makko]

Tulpa - Wikipedia

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[GenesAndEnvironment]

Tulpa - Wikipedia

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[Makko]

Your new girlfriend looks easily amused and slightly dangerous

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Your new girlfriend looks easily amused and slightly dangerous

She wakes me up with the bat and forgets to make coffee. She also refuses to remove the emoji one-piece. Have to replace her.

 

[262653]

Maybe you could get possessed by your girlfriend and make a coffee.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Maybe you could get possessed by your girlfriend and make a coffee.

You're a fucking genius, she is with me all the time and only comes out sometimes. Maybe I can hear her voice now and then, maybe she is "the gf, the friend and the cute ghostgirl trinity". I can just copy the tactics of the religious.

 

[death137]

Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.

For your own sake, remove this comment.

 

[Makko]

Imaginary girlfriends cheat too.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.

Imaginary girlfriends cheat too.

You are no longer allowed to post in this thread. Mods, lock the thread.

 

[death137]

For your own sake, remove this comment.

Haha I won't delete it. Since you can't teleport you have to come here by plane and try to delete it. But I doubt you will succeed in taking my phone away from me.

 

[262653]

I'd allow my girlfriend to have experiences with other people. Variety is good.

Can your girlfriend create shadow clones?

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

I'd allow my girlfriend to have experiences with other people

Can your girlfriend create shadow clones?

Not yet, she doesn't have enough chakra.

 

[262653]

And why not? She's a part of myself. What is good for her well-being is usually good for mine. Maybe she'll even teach me a thing or two. And I can summon her whenever I wish anyway.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

And why not? She's a part of myself. What is good for her well-being is usually good for mine. Maybe she'll even teach me a thing or two. And I can summon her whenever I wish anyway.

Just kidding around, each to their own. But if my imaginary gf cheats on me she'll get imaginarily beaten to death.

 

[netrezven]

In my case the coffe should have been in the kitchen for real :) Does anyone else have an imaginary friend that actually has real impact in this world?

 

[Sensei]

I can honestly say that I wish I had an imaginary friend. Sadly, my imagination doesn't seem to be vivid enough for that to happen.

 

[Mentalmick]

My one keeps telling me to kill people.

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

I hope she doesn't chase after sasuke instead