Meaning of Life? (wrong answers only)

[Al_stargate]

So what's the meaning of it all. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. I'll start with a few.

1) To become fertilizer

2) To suck a dick

3) To catch all the pokimons

4) To be a cracked demon in warzone / warzone is a popular video game, term cracked demon means very skillful player

5) To Rickroll people

 

[houseofleaves]

to scratch your butt

 

[WhiteRabbit]

To get tons and tons of money, to the detriment of other human beings besides yourself.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Meaning of Life ? A great but underappreciated Monty Python movie that gets overshadowed by the absolute masterpiece that is The Holy Grail.

 

[Ringo]

To find the last digit of pi.

 

[Al_stargate]

Meaning of Life ? A great but underappreciated Monty Python movie that gets overshadowed by the absolute masterpiece that is The Holy Grail.

I actually like Meaning of Life more. That scene with a fat guy in the restaurant is just hilarious or the scene of a guy being chased by a bunch of topless women. That movie brings some memories, I was watching it with a couple of friends.

To find the last digit of pi.

Good one!

 

[BrokenLine]

To join Facebook of course.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

The meaning of life is 42.

 

[whatevs]

Get a job, make sure that you pay all your taxes and participate in the Very Important Democratic Process with your vote.

 

[TotallyIsolated]

To acquire stuff

 

[veryhappyhuman]

To watch all the MCU movies (this one has a kernel of truth for me tbh, watching the bi-yearly MCU releases in theatre were the only life events I was looking forward to until recently, as pathetic as it sounds)

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Anthropocentrism and human servitude.

 

[Foresight]

To have kids.

 

[Al Cappella]

To get as large an object as possible stuck in your nose…

 

[CreatifUsrnam]

Life is a characteristic that distinguishes physical entities that have biological processes, such as signaling and self-sustaining processes, from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (they have died) or because they never had such functions and are classified as inanimate.

 

[HappyForever?]

To find the most spectacular way to CTB.

 

[Ringo]

Meaning of Life = Meaning of truth, there's the answer I can't see yet...

So... to "SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH" tururutururu~ ♪ ♫



I love that song

 

[motel rooms]

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. I'll start with a few.

2) To suck a dick

That is not a wrong answer!

 

[_Seeking]

To flush all the non-flushable wipes down the toilet and make one giant fatberg.

 

[PreussenBlueJay]

To get embroiled in debates over the topic du jour with fellow citizens, strengthening Our Democracy.

 

[Manaaja]

Work and have bio kids and watch news and wear suits if you are a man but never a skirt.

(I have a love-hate relationship with suits. If an anime character wears them they can look really sexy, but in most other cases I wish the men would wear whatever. Be a politician who only wears pink dresses if you want, man.)

 

[symphony]

1. To get rickrolled
2. To tell people you've found the meaning of life
3. To make dank memes (i.e. the memeing of life)
4. To put things in spreadsheets and to-do lists
5. To compete to see who's the kinkiest

 

[newave3]

To live as long as you possibly can no matter how pain and suffering you are going through because life is worth it.

P.S. Above is the most nauseating sentence I have ever written.

 

[Anónimo]

To be happy.

 

[elbjr]

New York cheesecake

 

[ColorlessTrees]

To collect stuffed alpaca plushes. (It's the right answer for me, though )

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.