Making suicide look like an accident

[poshsauce]

I'm wondering if anyone had suggestions of making suicide look like an accident. Preferably other than:

Falling. I'm super scared of heights and could never go through with it.

Car accident

"Accidentally" doing a suicide method (like "accidentally" shooting myself)

I would also like something that would not be restricted by age or geography. (Such as alcohol poisoning as not everyone could get alcohol or certain diseases).

Makes me look like a drug addict or something when I don't even use drugs, and everyone knows this.

Thanks in advance.

 

[DerSonnenschein]

Go the shadiest part of your city and try to pick a fight with the toughest guy you find. Pretend you have a weapon in your pocket and hope he shoots you.

But seriously, making suicide look like an accident is near impossible without assistance from a second person.
Suicide alone is hard enough for most people.

Why do you want it to look like an accident anyway?

 

[Mecha Man]

I think suicide is hard enough without trying to make it look like an accident. You should just give up on that idea entirely. This is just friendly advice. Just killing yourself is really hard to do, and scary. Ask anyone who's tried.

 

[comfortablydumb]

I would also like something that would not be restricted by age or geography.

Why? How old are you?

 

[Vvoiid]

Why? How old are you?

Does that even matter? Nobody asked to be born.

 

[Mecha Man]

Does that even matter? Nobody asked to be born.

This should be fairly obvious, no offense, but I've noticed that a lot of people feel obligated to make their death cause the least amount of suffering to other people as possible, especially their loved ones. This is not totally incomprehensible in my opinion. Even I worry about killing myself and having some kid see my fucked up body, and I'm not even worried about how it would affect my family, for the most part.

 

[comfortablydumb]

Does that even matter?

Yes.

Nobody asked to be born.

So?

 

[Vvoiid]

This should be fairly obvious, no offense, but I've noticed that a lot of people feel obligated to make their death cause the least amount of suffering to other people as possible, especially their loved ones. This is not totally incomprehensible in my opinion. Even I worry about killing myself and having some kid see my fucked up body, and I'm not even worried about how it would affect my family, for the most part.

Yes.



So?

There's a place you guys will really like. Don't worry, it's free. It's called r/depression and r/SuicideWatch on Reddit.

By the way, the usernames you chose speak volumes.

 

[Mecha Man]

There's a place you guys will really like. Don't worry, it's free. It's called r/depression and r/SuicideWatch on Reddit.

By the way, the usernames you chose speaks volumes.

ok I have to ask because I'm immensely curious... what does my username say about me, other than that I'm a Mega Man fan?

 

[comfortablydumb]

There's a place you guys will really like. Don't worry, it's free. It's called r/depression and r/SuicideWatch on Reddit.

By the way, the usernames you chose speak volumes.

Got a recommendation for you too: /r/teenagers

 

[Jerryman]

I agree this is difficult but I do believe one day someone will come up with something. Methods have moved on so much in the last ten years

 

[Volatile]

ok I have to ask because I'm immensely curious... what does my username say about me, other than that I'm a Mega Man fan?

It says Mecca Man like you're a Muslim on a pilgrimage

 

[Mecha Man]

really?? huh... I mean I can't tell if you're joking, but if you're serious I had no idea

 

[Mecha Man]

It says Mecca Man like you're a Muslim on a pilgrimage

Sorry about double posting, but I just kept on thinking about this, and I'm like totally confused... Even if that were true, what would Vvoid be implying in his statement that it speaks volumes? That I'm very religious?? That I'm... a crazy Muslim fanatic? And what would that even mean in the context of his quote? Anything? I got the feeling he was insulting me in some way, but I really didn't get it, for (I think) obvious reasons. I guess I'm a bit slow. I also have high functioning autism, so a lot of times things that are obvious to other people are not to me.

Or maybe I'm just overthinking all this

 

[goggleboxers]

I considered a car accident but imagine that being a fuckup when it bursts into flames and I die a painful and lingering death !!

 

[Mecha Man]

I considered a car accident but imagine that being a fuckup when it bursts into flames and I die a painful and lingering death !!

I had a friend along time ago who tried to kill himself by running off the road into a huge pole... All he ended up with was a whole lotta pain... He said he had glass shards in his mouth in the hospital, and it was extremely painful and difficult to talk. He had to wear this neck brace thingy for like a month

 

[Ashton]

If you want your death to look accidental then Alcohol poisoning or just drinking yourself to death. Millions do it every year.

 

[lastsummer]

- drowning in the bath tub.

 

[longingforrelease]

SWB

 

[sadak_the_wanderer]

I have only geographic suggestions: drowning and hypothermia.

 

[scales]

Shallow water blackout. It can look like an accidental drowning if you do it in a lake or something. There's one by my house where I have considered doing this myself.

It can be completely painless and swift too.

 

[longingforrelease]

Shallow water blackout. It can look like an accidental drowning if you do it in a lake or something. There's one by my house where I have considered doing this myself.

It can be completely painless and swift too.

yes, this is likely going to me my method

 

[Justanotherconsumer]

I vote for the bbq tent, bring the burgers along.

 

[TheLastTrip]

I vote for the bbq tent, bring the burgers along.

This is one of the few methods I would consider for accidental death. I'd go camping and then accidentally bring the disposable bbq into the tent 'for convenience' or maybe go to somewhere rainy and bring it in to 'stop it going out' and message people to say how much I am enjoying my camping trip and that I was nearly hungry because of the rain but managed to find a solution.

Then oh noooooo, the poor guy didn't realise that would cause CO to gather in the tent. Why did he use two bbq's? Well he had hot dogs on one and burgers on another, totally not to make doubly sure...

 

[Trashcan]

The only way I can think of is shallow water blackout (SWB).

 

[Retched]

I've been dreaming about accidental...There may be a few moments in the next few weeks I can "accidentally" leave on some gas...but not sure that will work...and it won't look like an accident then....argh. SWB would be great if you didn't wake up drowning...I can't see how you would be able to not wake up once the body gets shocked and realizes it is drowning.