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tiredxillenial

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Any thoughts on how to make it look like a covid death? I don't want others knowing it was intentional. I know not all bodies are tested for covid and many deaths are presumed covid deaths. How might I make it look like a covid death?
 
Mm80

Mm80

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Would be almost impossible to ctb and make it look like covid surely? sorry for being negative
 
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Any thoughts on how to make it look like a covid death? I don't want others knowing it was intentional. I know not all bodies are tested for covid and many deaths are presumed covid deaths. How might I make it look like a covid death?
I would imagine the number of presumed but unconfirmed Covid deaths is quite low, and comprised mainly of obvious and severe cases. If an autopsy is performed there's no chance, since a primary objective of the procedure is to determine cause of death. I'd imagine that any suicide is going to occur under suspicious enough circumstances to warrant ordering an autopsy, but I'd imagine something that shuts off the respiratory system (I'm planning on opiate overdose for myself) may be believable if the subject could commit to a very convincing ruse of feeling ill a few days prior. Still, though - any inkling that it *wasn't* Covid could lead to an autopsy - if for no other reason than confirming that "foul play" wasn't involved.

All that said though, this is just my conjecture - I'm not a first responder, coroner or medical professional.
 
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Any thoughts on how to make it look like a covid death? I don't want others knowing it was intentional. I know not all bodies are tested for covid and many deaths are presumed covid deaths. How might I make it look like a covid death?

Nope, zero chance really.
 
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so tired or manic

so tired or manic

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if they didn't know, wanted to know, and thought it was covid, chances are they're going to test for the antibodies.
 
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Just come down with a flu and get admitted into a hospital. Then they'll declare you a covid case and they'll move you to a ventilator to finish you off for you.
 
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Just come down with a flu and get admitted into a hospital. Then they'll declare you a covid case and they'll move you to a ventilator to finish you off for you.

Are you being sarcastic, or do you genuinely believe this happens? :notsure:
 
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Ksab

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Are you being sarcastic, or do you genuinely believe this happens? :notsure:
This actually happened with a friend's uncle of mine, this situation is somewhat common here in India and actually happens.
 
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Deleted member 18655

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On the bright (cynical) side, if you're in North America and die these days, there's a good chance they'll list you as a COVID death anyways, truthful or not.
 
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alexit

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Any thoughts on how to make it look like a covid death? I don't want others knowing it was intentional. I know not all bodies are tested for covid and many deaths are presumed covid deaths. How might I make it look like a covid death?
how far are you willing to go?
How are others not going to know? People aren't that dumb when it comes to death.
No one is really checking.
Just come down with a flu and get admitted into a hospital. Then they'll declare you a covid case and they'll move you to a ventilator to finish you off for you.
takes more than that to get put on a ventilator and they're doing it a lot less because of what they've dubbed happy hypoxia
 
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braketimez

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Impossible.
 
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BaconCheeseburger

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Lick every surface you can and hope you get it. /s

But seriously, like others have said an autopsy would rule it out. And depending on the method you chose there would likely always be evidence pointing towards suicide.
 
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alexit

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When someone commits suicide you can't hide that. Yes they do check. At least in the US.
i mean if you look like you had covid theyre not likely running tests. waste of a test. if it's suspicious then yeah they'll investigate. but a lot of people are being listed as having covid like symptoms
 
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alexit

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of course they dont say every death is covid but do i believe you can replicate enough particularly in a place where tests are scarce to fake it. yes. not easy. takes real knowledge of covid's effects on body
the other option is to get covid and enhance its effects
 
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Are you being sarcastic, or do you genuinely believe this happens? :notsure:

I was not being sarcastic. I don't deny Covid-19's existence but the hospitals are financially incentivized to diagnose "Covid-19" and put people on ventilators even when it isn't necessary because they rake in even more money. You think they care about saving lives? Doctors are in it for the $$$, not to help people.
 
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I was not being sarcastic. I don't deny Covid-19's existence but the hospitals are financially incentivized to diagnose "Covid-19" and put people on ventilators even when it isn't necessary because they rake in even more money. You think they care about saving lives? Doctors are in it for the $$$, not to help people.

Your opinions about hospitals and doctors are entirely incorrect, and are insulting to those who work in these environments and careers, especially at a time when they may be risking their own health and safety during the Coronavirus.
 
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Your opinions about hospitals and doctors are entirely incorrect, and are insulting to those who work in these environments and careers, especially at a time when they may be risking their own health and safety during the Coronavirus.

I stand by what I say 100%, pandemic or no.
 
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shiv4674

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Wouldn't an SN CTB look like covid ? Hypoxia would be a similar death..
 
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Nohopeinhell

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never going to work im afraid. Also you'll be dead. What does it matter if people know it was intentional? You'll not be here.
 
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LordHector

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I was not being sarcastic. I don't deny Covid-19's existence but the hospitals are financially incentivized to diagnose "Covid-19" and put people on ventilators even when it isn't necessary because they rake in even more money. You think they care about saving lives? Doctors are in it for the $$$, not to help people.
Not true. I am a doctor myself and have been working the last three months at the Covid urgency department of my hospital. The least we want is intubate, because the pronostic at that point is almost doomed anyway, the ventilator only lenghts lifespan a couple Days-weeks while there is chance that the body recovers. We truly wish people would stay home until this shit has no one else to infect, so everything is normal again. At least i can return to my external consult service where im at a better mental health and less suicidal.
Any thoughts on how to make it look like a covid death? I don't want others knowing it was intentional. I know not all bodies are tested for covid and many deaths are presumed covid deaths. How might I make it look like a covid death?
No you cant. Because covid death related people has findings in their lungs such as moderate-severe compromise in the alveolii space, and you cant simulate that. Other affections such as trombose are as well impossible to emulate and less likely a cause of death if you are young it applies too for cardiac arrest due to ischemia.
 
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tiredxillenial

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I bought a gun this weekend instead. Not sure if the seller is a scammer because it was online, but I guess I'll find out if it doesn't come tomorrow as promised. Far easier to get a gun than substances though. I'm in public health, and one of the states with an explicit murderer and thief as a governor. While I respect cynicism about health care, the response to covid only highlights the hypocrisy and badness of people. I'm not actively following this thread at this point. If the gun is a scam I may be on this site longer.
 

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