NSFW Looking for Sexual Experience before death

[MeSauce]

I didnt know whether to post this in suicide discussion or offtopic so I put it here.

I don't think I'm long for this world and I wanted some sexual experience before I go, just to try it out. I think I am bisexual? I am not too sure. I am a man, and I would prefer to have experience with a woman but I'll fuck anything at this point. I mean, if there is a good looking guy, I'll suck his cock so I guess that makes me bisexual? Anyways, just a rant. How would you guys go about doing this? I just downloaded Grindr about an hour ago, hoping I can set something up soon.

So uh, how would you guys go about gaining sexual experiences? Don't say anything about long-term strategies, cuz I prob won't be around for that long and also I have horrible social skills. Just quick hookups are all I am basically looking for.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Nah fam, it's not gay if he's cute, dw aboot it.

 

[Michelstaedter]

Damn, I'm sure that in my case I'll leave this life without ever having seen a naked woman (family doesn't count).