Discussion Let's start a thread of toxic advice..no specific topic..just bad advice

[Cheza_mus]

I will go first...there is nothing like cheating when the organ you are using is yours

 

[Oblivion Access]

Take every drug in sight, right now! That old spliff you found on the floor? Damn right, light it up! Random pill from beneath the bed? Looked it up online, no clue what's in it? YOLO motherclucker! The white, solid thing on the floor that sorta looks like a piece of crack? Can't let it go to waste, in the pipe it goes! Keep up like that, and you won't even have to wait for the bus! What a steal!

 

[Symbiote]

Lets talk about Jesus Christ together.

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

You don't have a pot to piss in? A stable place to live? You need to spend 200£ a month on therapy.

 

[YourNeighbor]

Want to understand politics? Post a question on SaSu, and read the responses.

 

[kappa]

Trust your psychologist

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Therapy solves everything :)

 

[Silenos]

Suicidal? Start having kids!
Broken relationship? Have kids!
Can't afford to raise a child? Beg, borrow or steal, but have kids!!!

Children fix everything and make you happy. True facts.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Never question or ponder over ANYTHING in life! Follow the lifescript to the letter! Think exactly like everyone else! Do everything exactly what everyone else is doing! Feel exactly like everyone else is feeling! Agree with everything everyone else abides by! Be EXACTLY like everyone else!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

NFTs are the future. Those ugly pictures of monkeys are absolutely worth spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on.

 

[Al Cappella]

It'll only hurt for a second…

 

[whatevs]

Try kegels, jelquing, put weights on your dick. It definitely cannot injure your for life.

 

[MellowAvenue]

If you see a hole, don't ask questions and just plug it.

 

[motel rooms]

Admit that you don't hate all human beings & that you're not mad about cats on SS.

 

[eLdus]

Get involved in a relationship, lose your identity and proceed to make that person the be-all and end-all of your entire existence.

 

[Angi]

Smile some more! It will make you feel better!



(I should post this in some other threads, too! OPs will looove this!)

 

[ReallyTired]

Mental health services are there to help people with complex problems...

 

[needforvoid_]

See the best in others
Go against your instincts
Breathe from diaphragm, imperative for mh

 

[TriggerHappy]

Your prayers will be answered.
Black magic doesn't work.
True love really exists.

 

[onlyanimalsaregood]

Life is amazing. People are amazing.

 

[Ashu]

Always do what makes sense after exhaustive reflection, even if it feels completely wrong.

 

[motel rooms]

Get involved in a relationship, lose your identity and proceed to make that person the be-all and end-all of your entire existence.

 

[Bigpink]

Life is a precious gift, embrace it