It’d be so convenient to be murdered

[daikon]

A) I'd get to die, and not have to go through the rigamarole of suicide
B) Hopefully the murderer would be caught or killed and so not be a danger to anyone else
C) The murderer would get to murder someone, and I'm sure they'd enjoy that

I used to go over plans to get someone to kill me (as a black bisexual woman I figured I might be able to bait a white nationalist to do it lol), but it seems like too much hassle, and there'd be no way to guarantee a painless death.

 

[not_a_robot]

Too bad we can't do a Hitchcock-thing where we all benevolently agree to murder each other.
"Criss-cross, I do your murder and you do mine; but our "murders" are ourselves!"

 

[ScorpiusDragon]

I wish someone could kill me. It would be so much easier for my boyfriend

 

[inconsequential]

I just don't want to be raped yet again before I am murdered. And a lot of men are pretty fucking rapey.

 

[ScorpiusDragon]

as a black bisexual woman I figured I might be able to bait a white nationalist to do it lol

I probably have an extremely morbid sense of humor, but I chuckled when you said this. I'm Asian, so I'm kinda wondering if this might work for me too.

 

[not_a_robot]

I probably have an extremely morbid sense of humor, but I chuckled when you said this. I'm Asian, so I'm kinda wondering if this might work for me too.

No way, to both of you. The Nazis all have repressed Jungle Fever and Yellow Fever. They'd be more likely to keep you as concubines than kill you.

 

[inconsequential]

No way, to both of you. The Nazis all have repressed Jungle Fever and Yellow Fever. They'd be more likely to keep you as concubines than kill you.

Aye, you're right, you know. Ran into a group of Neo Nazis a few years back who wanted to use me for "genetic diversity" reasons, while at the same time demanding to know if I was more then 15% non-white.

 

[Morphinekiss]

I once dated a guy that wanted to be a serial killer and I wanted to be dead. Match made in heaven. Too bad we were 15. I wonder if I could find his number...

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

A) I'd get to die, and not have to go through the rigamarole of suicide
B) Hopefully the murderer would be caught or killed and so not be a danger to anyone else
C) The murderer would get to murder someone, and I'm sure they'd enjoy that

I used to go over plans to get someone to kill me (as a black bisexual woman I figured I might be able to bait a white nationalist to do it lol), but it seems like too much hassle, and there'd be no way to guarantee a painless death.

I dream … and pray that someone will end my miserable existence.

I probably have an extremely morbid sense of humor, but I chuckled when you said this. I'm Asian, so I'm kinda wondering if this might work for me too.

After seeing some of the racist shit dudes write in the men room stalls of a Chinese restaurant I've been to … it could happen.
I don't know how high on the list you would be … I think gays & jews are higher. (I hope it was ok to word it this way)
Now if you are Gay, Black & Jewish … Then you have hit the Kim Davis Trifecta.
Again … I hope this post was ok.

 

[Severen]

Depends how much the murderer is good at murdering people or how sadistic he or she is... I wouldn't want to be fucking murdered by someone who did so with a spork or butter knife.

 

[Robbyna]

Murder or some tragic accident are my dream.

 

[marcusuk63]

made me think of the 80`s film Throw momma from the train lol

 

[Dead beat dad]

A) I'd get to die, and not have to go through the rigamarole of suicide
B) Hopefully the murderer would be caught or killed and so not be a danger to anyone else
C) The murderer would get to murder someone, and I'm sure they'd enjoy that

I used to go over plans to get someone to kill me (as a black bisexual woman I figured I might be able to bait a white nationalist to do it lol), but it seems like too much hassle, and there'd be no way to guarantee a painless death.

I don't know about this. Seems like an easy way out but...
1. Most here are looking for a peaceful and painless death. I'm not sure this would occur at the hand of a murderer, especially if your SI kicked in while you were being bludgeoned with the lead piping in the ballroom by Colonel Mustard.
2. Your death may be violent, gory and badly timed and your body never recovered (murderer may not want to get caught), so for any nearest and dearest you're protecting this may actually harm them further.
3. They won't play your 'music to die to' playlist, whilst giving you a nice walk through the woods and a final cigarette.
4. If your body is never found and the murder never solved you may come back as a ghost, and the dead hate the living.
5. Your murderer might have an evil sense of irony and make your murder look like a suicide - how bad would that suck?
6. You don't get to choose when, what if you've not deleted you browser history and gifted you D&D collection to your nephews?

Still on the plus side you'd still be dead (notwithstanding the ghost thing).

DBD

 

[21Neberg]

3. They won't play your 'music to die to' playlist, whilst giving you a nice walk through the woods and a final cigarette

Really? I was under the impression that murderers were pretty nice people

 

[Dead beat dad]

Really? I was under the impression that murderers were pretty nice people

I suppose some are, just not when they're murdering

 

[not_a_robot]

Aye, you're right, you know. Ran into a group of Neo Nazis a few years back who wanted to use me for "genetic diversity" reasons, while at the same time demanding to know if I was more then 15% non-white.

I know all of mens' creepy little tendencies. Practice makes perfect.

I once dated a guy that wanted to be a serial killer and I wanted to be dead. Match made in heaven. Too bad we were 15. I wonder if I could find his number...

All of my wanna-be serial killers switched to psychological torture when they realized murder wouldn't bother me that much.
The psychological bs didn't bother me much either but it was kind of fun to play along. They tried so hard. It wasn't like I had much else going on.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I don't know about this. Seems like an easy way out but...
1. Most here are looking for a peaceful and painless death. I'm not sure this would occur at the hand of a murderer, especially if your SI kicked in while you were being bludgeoned with the lead piping in the ballroom by Colonel Mustard.
2. Your death may be violent, gory and badly timed and your body never recovered (murderer may not want to get caught), so for any nearest and dearest you're protecting this may actually harm them further.
3. They won't play your 'music to die to' playlist, whilst giving you a nice walk through the woods and a final cigarette.
4. If your body is never found and the murder never solved you may come back as a ghost, and the dead hate the living.
5. Your murderer might have an evil sense of irony and make your murder look like a suicide - how bad would that suck?
6. You don't get to choose when, what if you've not deleted you browser history and gifted you D&D collection to your nephews?

Still on the plus side you'd still be dead (notwithstanding the ghost thing).

DBD

LMAO @ the Colonel Mustard reference. So maybe getting run over by the General Lee ???
Damn … No death playlist.
Do many murderers "want" to get caught ?

Still … I would be dead …

Really? I was under the impression that murderers were pretty nice people

I'm sure they are all great … like Hannibal Lecter inviting you over for dinner … only to find out you are the dinner.

 

[Severen]

A) I'd get to die, and not have to go through the rigamarole of suicide
B) Hopefully the murderer would be caught or killed and so not be a danger to anyone else
C) The murderer would get to murder someone, and I'm sure they'd enjoy that

I used to go over plans to get someone to kill me (as a black bisexual woman I figured I might be able to bait a white nationalist to do it lol), but it seems like too much hassle, and there'd be no way to guarantee a painless death.

Someone does you a huge favor and you want him or her to get caught or killed? That doesn't sound fair to me.

 

[daikon]

Someone does you a huge favor and you want him or her to get caught or killed? That doesn't sound fair to me.

Lmao what? If they murder me they'll probably murder other people that don't want to be killed.

 

[Death666]

Yep I'm assuming murders prowl this forum looking for willing victims. It's what I'd do if I was looking to kill easily.

 

[Snowx88]

I don't know about this. Seems like an easy way out but...
1. Most here are looking for a peaceful and painless death. I'm not sure this would occur at the hand of a murderer, especially if your SI kicked in while you were being bludgeoned with the lead piping in the ballroom by Colonel Mustard.
2. Your death may be violent, gory and badly timed and your body never recovered (murderer may not want to get caught), so for any nearest and dearest you're protecting this may actually harm them further.
3. They won't play your 'music to die to' playlist, whilst giving you a nice walk through the woods and a final cigarette.
4. If your body is never found and the murder never solved you may come back as a ghost, and the dead hate the living.
5. Your murderer might have an evil sense of irony and make your murder look like a suicide - how bad would that suck?
6. You don't get to choose when, what if you've not deleted you browser history and gifted you D&D collection to your nephews?

Still on the plus side you'd still be dead (notwithstanding the ghost thing).

DBD

Who the heck would want to play music while dying?

Yep I'm assuming murders prowl this forum looking for willing victims. It's what I'd do if I was looking to kill easily.

Murderers usually use very torturous methods of killing, they like to see their victims die in agony. They will not kill you peacefully

 

[Shamana]

Id like to die wrestling a bear.

 

[Snowx88]

Id like to die wrestling a bear.

That would suck ass . It will rip ur eyes out with its claws while your alive

 

[Death666]

Who the heck would want to play music while dying?

Murderers usually use very torturous methods of killing, they like to see their victims die in agony. They will not kill you peacefully

Maybe need to find a necrophiliac then since they just want the body.

 

[LifeIsNotFun]

Instead of N we could just hire an assassin. lol
Fuck, why didn't I think of that sooner?!

 

[blanketyblk]

Id like to die wrestling a bear.

I think of that and shudder, i remember that girl that was on the phone to her mum while being eaten by the bear. i really don't want to have to google that for you. it gave me nightmares and i felt physical sick. i felt so sorry for that girl and her poor mother. but i'm sure you can find it by search on those keywords. mother nature does not fuck around.

 

[Shamana]

I think of that and shudder, i remember that girl that was on the phone to her mum while being eaten by the bear. i really don't want to have to google that for you. it gave me nightmares and i felt physical sick. i felt so sorry for that girl and her poor mother. but i'm sure you can find it by search on those keywords.

Sounds horrible. Havnt heard about it.

 

[blanketyblk]

yep still exists, eaten bear phone mum and you can find it.. fuck there goes my good night sleep again

 

[Deleted member 4288]

yep still exists, eaten bear phone mum and you can find it.. fuck there goes my good night sleep again

I googled and found a r3ddit post about it. Apparently, people say that it's fake and was written by DailyMail(yellow press, kinda) for views and clicks.

I want to believe it's fake and don't want to investigate further - sounds too horrible
But I can't imagine someone being eaten not freaking out and speaking properly. And I think bears would kill their victim before eating it.

Hope it's fake.

 

[Dead beat dad]

Who the heck would want to play music while dying?

Murderers usually use very torturous methods of killing, they like to see their victims die in agony. They will not kill you peacefully

Music while dying; I think I would. I like the idea of taking some poison or whatever and then curling up in a nice cozy bed, looking at some photographs in soft (preferably candle) light and having bittersweet songs playing softly in the background. Then just nodding off peacefully in to sleep and oblivion. Just sounds so perfect and peaceful, a contrast to the daily tides of shit that we swim through.
Odds are though we'll die in misery, full of physical and emotional pain and regret and the music then will be very VERY loud dubstep (but it may also be a T-Rex being raped by Megatron, but I'll never know since I'm dying in agony).
Peace friend
DBD