Is there any industrial equipment that can crush a human head quickly and easily?

[meles_inoris]

By "quickly" I mean "in less than thirty seconds"

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

Bulldozer?

 

[JustLosingMyself]

Wood chipper.
Industrial meatgrinder
Hydraulic press
Steamroller
A bit gory and not particularly peaceful, but whatever floats (or sinks) your boat

 

[Wrennie]

By "quickly" I mean "in less than thirty seconds"

I'd pray it would be under 1 second... 30 seconds would definitely give it enough time for the ungodly pain to sink in.

 

[Fehler]

hydraulic press

I'd pray it would be under 1 second... 30 seconds would definitely give it enough time for the ungodly pain to sink in.

I was just going to write it! more than 4 seconds would already seem like torture.

 

[meles_inoris]

Wood chipper.
Industrial meatgrinder
Hydraulic press
Steamroller
A bit gory and not particularly peaceful, but whatever floats (or sinks) your boat

Which would be the shortest?

 

[JustLosingMyself]

Which would be the shortest?

Look up design and specs. No idea what's available in your area, and renting those things out will set you back a few €1000.

 

[Intotheflames]

I've seen in videos people do it by letting trucks run over their head. It takes 2, 3 max secs.

 

[WornOutLife]

I'd pray it would be under 1 second... 30 seconds would definitely give it enough time for the ungodly pain to sink in.

Hell yeah! Sounds terrible!

 

[pen]

Excellent

 

[AutoTap]

By "quickly" I mean "in less than thirty seconds"

Hydraulic Press, or having machine drive over you.

although if your not worried about the gruesomeness or short pain. There are way quicker and less painful options I'd think

 

[Thanatonaut]

Have you folks never seen Casino, where Joe Pesci crushes that dude's head in a vise and pops his eye out of the socket? Who would want that?

 

[newave3]

Have you folks never seen Casino, where Joe Pesci crushes that dude's head in a vise and pops his eye out of the socket? Who would want that?

One tough Irishman

 

[TheSomebody]

A bit gory

Lol

 

[yetme]

if you have access to industrial equipment, then try to get a nitrogen tank. I got mine from a factory, no questions asked.

 

[Deleted member 17949]

Maybe like a large truck or something, honestly don't know enough about machines to help much here though

 

[Nymph]

Ouch

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Put your head on train track! Timing is important on that one! Hide inside a building about to be demolished, Bulldozer, Tractor!