So if I were to intentionally get multiple rattle snakes to bite me in the wild would there be a high probability of me dying?(Ofcourse I would not treat it or take anti venom and it would look accidental) I would take strong painkillers beforehand and just wait to die. I love the idea of my death look accidental.
And how in the world would you get multiple rattlesnakes to bite you within a short amount of time?
Sonnenblume
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- Apr 6, 2018
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It's extremely painful from what I understand. I have the same question as Machonne. Also, it may look rather odd if you just happen to have a super strong painkillers in your system at the same time, don't you think? Unless you take them regularly (legally) for a medical condition.
El Topo
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- Apr 21, 2018
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Did you get this idea from the guy who just died from rattlesnake bites?
https://bnqt.com/2018/05/01/man-celebrating-birthday-dies-after-timber-rattlesnake-bites-him-twice/
https://bnqt.com/2018/05/01/man-celebrating-birthday-dies-after-timber-rattlesnake-bites-him-twice/
I would find a rattle snake not kill it, have it inject all it venom into me. It would probably be easier just to swim and accidentally drown though. I could take painkillers/muscles relaxers breathe in water until I die. It would be labeled as accidental swimming death while under influence.
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No. They would assume I was not afraid of the snakes because of the drugs. Not that I attempted suicide. They would only rule it as a suicide if they seriously investigated and found this information. They would have no reason to do that though + i used VPNS so it would be near impossible to do.
Sonnenblume
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- Apr 6, 2018
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It would seem suspicious to me, tbh, I mean why you had the drugs in your system in the first place, but my brain is just weird like that maybe. Imho, if one's going to suicide, they should stand up and own it. But that's just my opinion, feel free to ignore it.
Drowning just seems really painful. I don't know if that's true or not I just sense there would be struggling and a reaction to want to surface again.
So Coroners only declare something a suicide if there is alot of evidence it's a suicide. Almost half of people who dies from rattle snakes is under the influence, so their not afraid of snakes. I have never heard of anyone who died by suicide from rattle snakes. They are not going to investigate that. Suicide is the most stigmatized concept I know about, I do not want people being insainly dramatic about my death. That is why I would rather have it be accidental, less dramatics, less people lying about being your freinds etc.
That is what pain killers, muscle relaxers are for. It seems to only be painful for the first minute and half, when you take your first break of water than gets peaceful.
Sonnenblume
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- Apr 6, 2018
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Maybe all those rattlesnake deaths were suicides lol. Yeah I understand not wanting people to pretend they were your friends or that they are oh so distraught when in reality they couldn't care less. People love to milk suicides for sympathy and attention on themselves, disgusting bastards. I just find it a shame. We have to deny how we feel in our everyday lives, in that we reject playing this life game, and then even in our dying breath we still feel we must pretend we're something other than what we are. I speak for myself alone but, personally, I just won't do that. My final moments are my own, and I'll live those moments honestly... even if it kills me, ha! Fuck everyone else.
El Topo
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- Apr 21, 2018
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There's a pretty good black comedy about this phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_Greatest_Dad
You don't need multiple rattle snakes. One seals the deal. That said, it is not going to a pleasing journey to the oblivion.
I almost drowned once when I was a kid. I was "saved" by some other kid swimming nearby (I grabbed him, took a breath so I could actually think and then I headed towards one of the sides of the pool). I still remember the despair to this day. I didn't find it painful, but that is not to say there was no pain. The thing is the survival instinct kicks in so wildly there is no time for you to feel pain or anything. I think even if you are the most suicidal person, unless you jump from a bridge or somewhere high so the heavy damage to your body prevents you from fighting, your body will do whatever it can to stay alive.
This method doesn't even cross my mind. If I had access to a bridge as tall as the Golden Bridge, it would definitely be a top choice, but there is nothing like that where I live.
Bouts of depression
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- Apr 28, 2018
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Snake will kill you sure, but its gonna hurt like a devil. No pain killer other than straight up morphine is going to take the edge off it. But it will work. If you want it to not look like a suicide, drink a bit, drain your phone battery, put on headphones hooked up to some non phone device so as to not be suspicious about why you are wearing headphones. Headphones and drink would keep you from noticing the snake. Go on a weekday mid day. Any other time, you are likely to get caught. Make a habit of going and just hiking so it's not unusual behavior. Use this time to learn to find them. They are hard to spot. I've only come across one once and it was an accident. I never saw him, just heard him.
This is quite extensive to not look like suicide. Get drunk for reals and breathe water. That'll do it. Again though, make sure you can't get found. Becoming a vegetable or severely mentally handicapped and not having yourself as a way out would really sucked.
Don't do any of these things:
https://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-a-Rattlesnake-Attack
or these things:
https://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Snake-Bite
and do learn things from here to help:
https://www.trails.com/how_2197_identify-rattle-snake.html
This timeline on this page is alarming.
https://www.healthline.com/health/rattlesnake-bite#timeline
It may take days to finally die. The wikipedia article mentions some people that go within minutes from a bite. Some were hours. Theoretical days though? Not my cup of tea.
There is also the chance that whatever rattlesnake you do find is already spent or not willing to spend it on you. Adult snakes can control how much venom they let go. They may give a warning nibble with none if they are hungry and going to look for food later. They may inject none if they ate recently and used it there. They do not have a limitless supply.
Overall it is not a reliable death really and it may result in long suffering even if the end goal is met.
This is quite extensive to not look like suicide. Get drunk for reals and breathe water. That'll do it. Again though, make sure you can't get found. Becoming a vegetable or severely mentally handicapped and not having yourself as a way out would really sucked.
Don't do any of these things:
https://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-a-Rattlesnake-Attack
or these things:
https://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Snake-Bite
and do learn things from here to help:
https://www.trails.com/how_2197_identify-rattle-snake.html
This timeline on this page is alarming.
https://www.healthline.com/health/rattlesnake-bite#timeline
It may take days to finally die. The wikipedia article mentions some people that go within minutes from a bite. Some were hours. Theoretical days though? Not my cup of tea.
There is also the chance that whatever rattlesnake you do find is already spent or not willing to spend it on you. Adult snakes can control how much venom they let go. They may give a warning nibble with none if they are hungry and going to look for food later. They may inject none if they ate recently and used it there. They do not have a limitless supply.
Overall it is not a reliable death really and it may result in long suffering even if the end goal is met.
Yeah, rattlesnakes and snakes in general aren't really out there to bite and kill humans. You will have to piss off the thing (as in, make sure it thinks you want to kill it) if you want the snake to inject enough venom. From what I read and watched, they usually don't inject enough venom in humans (which is kinda nice of them... I mean, they were already telling you to piss off with the sound they make).
walkingdead2023
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I know right? Some imaginationsOh boy! It's funny to just imagine you getting snakes and laying down to be their victim! It doesn't work that way snakes only kills who they want to kill. I see what you saying tho I want my ctb to look accidental too but who gives a fuck once you're dead you're gone..rn I'm looking for peaceful way to die so far nothing helpful here I feel like the resources they have here outdated, complicated and impossible to obtain
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Correct. I was snakebit once. I didn't even feel it, but later my leg swelled up and i had trouble breathing. I guess numerous bites would do it, but i don't know how you could arrange that.
