Is it true that a Brazilian kid died of heart attack after masturbating 42 times in a row?

[askmeifimatree]

Can it be replicated?
42 is the bar?

 

[Halfhourdays]

Probably combined with autoerotic asphyxiation.

 

[ma0]

New CTB method: WANK IT

 

[SomewhatLoved]

Heart attack is caused by a blood clot. I see no way that masturbating repeatedly could possibly cause this. Definitely not replicable.

 

[noname223]

At least one won't die from prostate cancer then.

 

[MercenariesofMidgar]

Well that's one way to make ctb look like an accident. Don't think it's applicable unfortunately

 

[Namelesa]

mmmmmmm maybe I try this out at some point. for science.

 

[Redacted24]

That coroner report would be fascinating!
How did the individual keep count?

 

[encore]

unironically though, the thought of putting on some adult movies and dying via nitrous oxide asphyxiation has crossed my mind before… one way to surely pass suicide as an accident lol

 

[askmeifimatree]

Rookie numbers

 

[deadbidaylight]

I couldn't imagine the work it would take to achieve orgasm #42 after jerking off 41 times in a row before that.

Dude must've been raw asf

 

[divinemistress36]

Did he take viagra? Theres a very small risk of a heartack from it

 

[Worndown]

Sorry everyone. Snopes reports this as false.

In April 2017, the Now44News website reworked a years-old legend into an article reporting that a teen boy had died of "orgasmic shock" immediately after masturbating 46 times in a row:

The internet giveth, the internet taketh away.

 

[qwert3948]

how am i just finding out about this as a brazilian, that's amazing
on a serious note, that sounds very painful. you become very easily sensitive in that area after just once, i can't even imagine 42. he mightve been manic or something?

 

[TheGoodGuy]

 

[anhedonic_moron]

Sorry everyone. Snopes reports this as false.

In April 2017, the Now44News website reworked a years-old legend into an article reporting that a teen boy had died of "orgasmic shock" immediately after masturbating 46 times in a row:

The internet giveth, the internet taketh away.

goddamn it, that would be hilarious as a CTB method and also exhausting, imagine laying in bed absolutely floored and covered in sweat from jacking off and now your ejaculating pure water at the 3rd attempt. at that point might as well overdose on a synthetic aphrodisiac before even starting

 

[TheHolySword]

It may be reported as false now but that doesn't mean this method is impossible. Get to cranking.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[outrider567]

There was a 30 year old guy who spent a weekend at a whorehouse, and he took a lot of Viagra, think he did it 32 times over the weekend, and then he wound up almost dying from a heart attack

 

[mazam]

como eu estou descobrindo isso agora que sou brasileiro, isso é incrível
falando sério, isso parece muito doloroso. Você fica muito sensível nessa área depois de apenas uma vez, não consigo nem imaginar aos 42. Ele pode ter ficado maníaco ou algo assim?

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[deadbidaylight]

So many of these comments are gold

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

I disagree, so many of these comments are horrifying .

 

[8leveloquenfrn4evr8]

Is this real?

 

[Worndown]

No.

 

[itsoverforme303]

43 it is, then.

There was a 30 year old guy who spent a weekend at a whorehouse, and he took a lot of Viagra, think he did it 32 times over the weekend, and then he wound up almost dying from a heart attack

That's almost definitely from the viagra, not the sex. There is a reason it was originally invented as a heart medicine.

 

[CatLvr]

So many of these comments are gold

Right?!?!? I haven't laughed this hard in forever!

 

[deadbidaylight]

Right?!?!? I haven't laughed this hard in forever!

I think it tops the charts, along with the jelly babies