Is farting the main cause of suicide?

[Someone123]

Doesn't it seem like for most people who commit suicide the original main cause is farting?

 

[motel rooms]

 

[Manaaja]

Some people believe far things are worse, but I feel near things can be even more brutal.

But seriously though. Some people might have a condition that makes them fart all the time. And in that case I can see why they'd want to ctb, Also, speaking philosophically, a world where you can't fart in piece without someone complaining and a world where the bodies are so weak and devolved that they fart instead of just magically making food go away, are either of those worlds that good?

 

[dreambound]

Mmmmm........maybe thats why you will never find any tins of baked beans at any prolifer's house
--there needs to be a chapter about this in the PPeH updates..

 

[Someone123]

Some people believe far things are worse, but I feel near things can be even more brutal.

But seriously though. Some people might have a condition that makes them fart all the time. And in that case I can see why they'd want to ctb, Also, speaking philosophically, a world where you can't fart in piece without someone complaining and a world where the bodies are so weak and devolved that they fart instead of just magically making food go away, are either of those worlds that good?

I might not have been 100% serious.

 

[Sherri]

Ok, something unheard of.

 

[Manaaja]

I might not have been 100% serious.

That is why I was joking.

 

[Jacquelyn]

You know, now that I think about it, you're probably right. Farts carry lots of negative energy and if too much of that goes up your nose it could travel into your brain and give you depression.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Doesn't it seem like for most people who commit suicide the original main cause is farting?

No ... you shit your pants if you're lucky enough!

 

[Interloper]

Everyone that drinks water dies, look it up. It ain't the farts.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Everyone that drinks water dies, look it up. It ain't the farts.

Is that so?

Stop drinking it for roughly 3 days and report back!

 

[Interloper]

Is that so?

Stop drinking it for roughly 3 days and report back!

See you in 3!

 

[Brick In The Wall]

See you in 3!

 

[Oblivion Access]

Ah, cheers for clearing it up. The real reason for a higher suicide rate among vegans isn't their relative sensitivity or living in a dystopia where most people eat animal flesh or products of animal rape. It's the farts. Big Bean doesn't want you to know this.

 

[whywere]

Good heavens, I hope not, as I am one of the most gaseous people on Earth. If that was the case, the title of this post, then I would have passed on the millisecond that I was born.

When I have a lot of vegetables, I have to open the windows and use a couple of cans of air freshener. Do not have a gas mask or I would use that also.

Walter

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

My nickname is Chernobyl-anus. Okay it isn't really, but it would be funny if it were.

Also OP I think we are all concerned about you at this point.

 

[Someone123]

My nickname is Chernobyl-anus. Okay it isn't really, but it would be funny if it were.

Also OP I think we are all concerned about you at this point.

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I guess I'm just not the most mature person. :)

My nickname is Chernobyl-anus. Okay it isn't really, but it would be funny if it were.

Also OP I think we are all concerned about you at this point.

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Maybe it's time for me to switch from farts to burps- maybe I need to mix it up some. I do remember one thing Howard Stern said on his talk show- when farts stop being funny he's going to be out of business. That's a slight exagerration, but there's a hint of truth to it. :)