SuicideBoys93
I am the lord of loneliness.
- Feb 10, 2020
- 324
My wife bought a new alarm clock she has trouble waking up to the phone alarm. I said what's that on top of the alarm clock? She said now I don't have to look at my phone anymore. I said you realize that thing has literally just turned into my worst nightmare? I already stare at the ceiling at night. Now I can literally watch every minute go by that I'm not sleeping.
