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Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
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Lots of posts lately seeking innovative ways to ctb. Could also apply to those wanting ctb to look like an accident:
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Some of my faves highlighted in the spoiler article:
Stand under a coconut tree and hope
Jump in front of someone opening a bottle of Champagne (suicide by celebration)
Shake a bee hive or wasp's nest (SI fears? Get buzzed before you get buzzed.)
Visit a river populated by hippos
Use right-handed products with your left hand (perhaps easier if you're not already in your right mind)
Fight with a vending machine when it won't give up the goods
Go to sleep at the very edge of the mattress and hope you fall (the "On the Edge of Night-Night" method, popular with American soap opera fans of a certain age, who also probably actually had legal access to Seconal as a sleep aid)
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25 shocking things more likely to kill you than a shark | Pure Oldies Ithaca
In honor of Shark Week, check out 25 things that are much more likely to kill you than a shark.
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Some of my faves highlighted in the spoiler article:
Stand under a coconut tree and hope
Jump in front of someone opening a bottle of Champagne (suicide by celebration)
Shake a bee hive or wasp's nest (SI fears? Get buzzed before you get buzzed.)
Visit a river populated by hippos
Use right-handed products with your left hand (perhaps easier if you're not already in your right mind)
Fight with a vending machine when it won't give up the goods
Go to sleep at the very edge of the mattress and hope you fall (the "On the Edge of Night-Night" method, popular with American soap opera fans of a certain age, who also probably actually had legal access to Seconal as a sleep aid)
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