Incoming Meteor Strike!

[the_final_countdown]

Let's say it's coming in five hours.

How would you prepare?

 

[Disco Biscuit]

Take some acid and go and sit on the beach. Maybe eat a chocolate cake first.

Perhaps I should order some acid off the dark web, just in case.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

If I was near enough to the impact zone that I was projected to die by rapid incineration or blunt impact I might try to call loved ones and then use chemical substances to check out mentally.

If I was in the zone where death is projected to occur by ash inhalation or the asteroid induced "nuclear winter" I would make plans to CTB before or shortly after the impact. I actually might try to hang out for awhile if I was dead sure I was in the nuclear winter scenario , it would be interesting to observe the atmospheric changes before death

 

[booray]

I'd just roll over and go back to sleep. I want to die comfortably in my own bed.

 

[Bigpink]

Be very grateful and wait, probably have some wine

 

[Makko]

I wouldn't do anything. But I'd be glad to survive it to view the devastation.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

Skip going back to bed, buy a bottle of single malt and rock and roll the hell out.

 

[Loser47]

I will eat some chicken, jerkoff then go to sleep.

 

[TStorm]

I think watching a meteor crashing into the Earth would be pretty neat! If I was close enough I'd like to go watch it! I'm not big on alcohol, but sipping a nice hot tea and seeing something massive crashing down would be great!

 

[262653]

I'd tell friends (if I have any) about these exciting news! Then I'll turn on some pre apocalyptic music and... prepare myself a breakfast or something. Ain't going to meet the apocalypse on an empty stomach. Maybe buy some booze and get drunk like never before, since I won't have to deal the down-time. At some point I will get to the balcony, raise my hands and start yelling how I love the universe and I love you all, occasionally pointing my finger at confused pedestrians and saying how I love them, and how fortunate we are to be on the doorstep of the new age.

 

[Mentalmick]

I'd welcome our new powerful god.

 

[LunarPyotr]

I would probably get a Schwarzwälder Cherry Cake, order some sex worker to not "die alone" and donate all the remaining money (including my entire savings on my BTC wallet) to the Free Software Foundation since I won't need them anymore...

 

[Soulless Angel]

get drunk as shit so I wouldn't be aware of what was happening!

 

[sadworld]

I would OD on benzos and just go to sleep so I can die comfortably.

 

[WornOutLife]

I would eat some french fries + cheddar cheese and drink lots of beers and just wait for the meteors to crush me.

 

[Grav]

I'd have to get to the impact area. No way do I want to be around with a planet of jags looking for food.

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

Bottle of rum and Valium.

 

[Blue Rose]

Let the peace be in my heart, until my death.

 

[Silver]

There is a young adult fiction book about the time before this happens:

We All Looked Up

Four high school seniors put their hopes, hearts, and humanity on the line as an asteroid hurtles toward Earth in Tommy Wallach’s New York Times be...

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