Discussion IMPORTANT CORONAVIRUS UPDATE

[GoodPersonEffed]

AS OF NOW THERE ARE 11 THREADS WITH CORONA IN THE TITLE

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/search/259582/?q=Corona&c[title_only]=1&o=relevance

Check back here for updates as new threads are posted.





Update 1: None of the threads has been reported fatal.


Update 2: 18 more threads discovered with "coronavirus" in the title, one says to not make jokes about coronavirus. Bug in search function led to overlooked threads and advice.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/search/259612/?q=Coronavirus&c[title_only]=1&o=relevance

Update 3: Fellow SS member identifies coronavirus as Bus 19, potentially eases logistical challenges for other members.

Spoiler: EXCLUSIVE: Bus 19 Identified!

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/catch-the-corona-bus.34667/post-642930

Update 4: Thread moved from Suicide Forum to Offtopic and relabled Discussion instead of (Important News) Resource. Mild panic ensued, order quickly restored. Significantly less users now viewing thread, OP disappointed in getting less attention and is laughing at herself for it.


I know, I'm an a**hole.

 

[Beautiful_Disgrace]

Let's make it 12 and make a Corona Virus Meme thread

 

[namelessX8]

well the whole thing is being blown out of proportion. One should take reasonable precautions, but everyone is like: . If the issue of climate change was taken just as seriously, we might have a chance of preventing the destruction of our cute little blue planet...

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Let's make it 12 and make a Corona Virus Meme thread

Haha! A whole case!

I hope the tone of the comments keeps it all....Lite.

 

[faust]

@GoodPersonEffed The quickest tutorial on how to use a search engine I have ever seen!

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

@GoodPersonEffed The quickest tutorial on how to use a search engine I have ever seen!

I know! It was my first-ever troll thread PLUS a site search PSA! I have never been so proud... *sniff*

(That was a safe sniff btw.)

 

[faust]

I know! It was my first-ever troll thread PLUS a site search PSA! I have never been so proud... *sniff*

(That was a safe sniff btw.)

Well, I am currently applying for different jobs and the greater trolling would be applying for Samaritans and then... "Breaking news: Double suicide. Samaritans noble pro-life worker passes away with person he talked to"

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

AS OF NOW THERE ARE 11 THREADS WITH CORONA IN THE TITLE

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/search/259582/?q=Corona&c[title_only]=1&o=relevance

Check back here for updates as new threads are posted.





Update: None of the threads has been reported fatal.


I know, I'm an a**hole.

I didn't know there were that many.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I didn't know there were that many.

I thought there were MORE. Turns out I was right, see update 2 on OP....

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

well the whole thing is being blown out of proportion. One should take reasonable precautions, but everyone is like: . If the issue of climate change was taken just as seriously, we might have a chance of preventing the destruction of our cute little blue planet...

If only !!! No one will start to care until there is mass extinction from climate change. (Then it will be too late)
I don't want to be here but there are people that do. They should really think about what kind of world they will be leaving to their descendants.

I thought there were MORE. Turns out I was right, see update 2 on OP....

Sooo … S.S. has been infected with the Corona virus ???

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Sooo … S.S. has been infected with the Corona virus ???

It's certainly gone viral!

 

[Halo13]

It's certainly gone viral!

That was a terrible pun

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

It's possible this thread will be deleted and I'm okay with that.

Until then, as I'm guessing it's already been reported and likely will be again, I'd like to say...

I joke about being an a**hole, I joke about trolling, but in all seriousness, the OP is thoughtful and intentional satire. It is a lampoon of the constantly updated international news sites, it pokes a bit of gentle fun at the SS site epidemic of not knowing how to use the search feature, and it is damn near a spin-off of @fightingsioux's recent self-lampoon of SS.

I recognize and honor that real people are suffering. But the media and political hype are causing real, unnecessary hysteria. I smell fertilizer, and if I'm going to frolic in a field of bullshit, I'd much rather it be one of my own making. I need the rebellious laugh in order to deal with the manufactured fear.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

It's possible this thread will be deleted and I'm okay with that.

Until then, as I'm guessing it's already been reported and likely will be again, I'd like to say...

I joke about being an a**hole, I joke about trolling, but in all seriousness, the OP is thoughtful and intentional satire. It is a lampoon of the constantly updated international news sites, it pokes a bit of gentle fun at the SS site epidemic of not knowing how to use the search feature, and it is damn near a spin-off of @fightingsioux's recent self-lampoon of SS.

I recognize and honor that real people are suffering. But the media and political hype are causing real, unnecessary hysteria. I smell fertilizer, and if I'm going to frolic in a field of bullshit, I'd much rather it be one of my own making. I need the rebellious laugh in order to deal with the manufactured fear.

I agree with you … the media and politics are causing hysteria. I hope this thread isn't deleted.

 

[Epsilon0]

Throw back to when you could get stuff at the supermarkets.

 

[netrezven]

I don't beleive in a singe media or politician about this. For me it's a scam and the real pandimic are the people who created this scam, followed by people like me, who will exploit the situation in their favor only. Selling masks (which are proved to not protect you against such a virus) is one the of things i consider really under any kind of moral lines, but as usual when regular people are f*cked up they are glad about it.

 

[nitrogen]

@GoodPersonEffed

VERY good. Now I see your great sense of humor. Keep it up, please.

Don't forget about this coronavirus trolling thread with the OP banned and had a demon set after him (if the ritual worked).

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...g-to-catch-the-coronavirus.31332/#post-575200

 

[Beautiful_Disgrace]

This is the only good Corona virus thread. Pretty soon everyone will be posting "Am I the only one who doesn't care about the Corona Virus?"

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

This is the only good Corona virus thread. Pretty soon everyone will be posting "Am I the only one who doesn't care about the Corona Virus?"

Feel free to act as a correspondent and keep us updated here!

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UPDATE: In anticipation of the likely upcoming worldwide mask shortage, I have plenty stockpiled and am giving them away free here:

Spoiler: Sourcing Spoiler

Tag me if you run out, will respond ASAP. Priority given to those in areas of critical shortage.

Note: If someone PMs you claiming to be me and asks for money for masks, it is a scam. I will only give them out publicly on threads, and always for free.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Feel free to act as a correspondent and keep us updated here!

__________

UPDATE: In anticipation of the likely upcoming worldwide mask shortage, I have plenty stockpiled and am giving them away free here:

Spoiler: Sourcing Spoiler

Tag me if you run out, will respond ASAP. Priority given to those in areas of critical shortage.

Note: If someone PMs you claiming to be me and asks for money for masks, it is a scam. I will only give them out publicly on threads, and always for free.

Too Funny I'm sure they are just as effective as the real ones.

 

[a.h]

In North people don't really care much about it. The result is:

Sweden takes softer approach on coronavirus lockdown than European neighbors

As much of the western world has shut down amid the coronavirus outbreak, Sweden has taken a noticeably softer approach than its European neighbors who have closed schools, restaurants, and non-essential services, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com

Norwegians and Finn's must kill the Corona bugs with booze. Norway's kill count from Corona is 16 (old and previously sick people), Finland has them 4.

Throw back to when you could get stuff at the supermarkets.

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No impact in here. Stores filled with everything same (also food from China as much as ever).
Though those African grapes I just bought taste like some Corona bug...