I'm not a fed !

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Especially with the whole turkey tom thing, i figured people might be a bit more worried about feds, so i just wanted to make it clear i'm totally not a federal agent for the government of the united states of america and i have NO relation the the cia or fbi. I hope this message has put you at ease, so now please proceed as usual and keep in mind i am NOT a fed. Anyone saying they saw pictures of me in a suspiciously well fitted uniform of the Koeniegseg Maréchaussé are liars too, I AM NOT A FED. IT IS NOT SUSPICIOUS EITHER THAT I KNOW WHAT THE KMAR AND IT'S FULL SPELLING/MEANING IS, SHUT UP. STOP INVESTIGATING. THAT'S MY JO- NOT MY JOB.

 

[CatLvr]

Lol ok ...

 

[SASU-KE]

You're not a fed,just fed up?

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

You don't sound like you believe me, that's it, i'm so opening an investi- going to go angerly watch Spice And Wolf (2024) to calm myself down

 

[CatLvr]

You don't sound like you believe me, that's it, i'm so opening an investi- going to go angerly watch Spice And Wolf (2024) to calm myself down

I had to go look and see what that was actually. You kids are gonna MAKE me start watching anime, aren't you??

 

[Dot]

Especially with the whole turkey tom thing, i figured people might be a bit more worried about feds, so i just wanted to make it clear i'm totally not a federal agent for the government of the united states of america and i have NO relation the the cia or fbi. I hope this message has put you at ease, so now please proceed as usual and keep in mind i am NOT a fed. Anyone saying they saw pictures of me in a suspiciously well fitted uniform of the Koeniegseg Maréchaussé are liars too, I AM NOT A FED. IT IS NOT SUSPICIOUS EITHER THAT I KNOW WHAT THE KMAR AND IT'S FULL SPELLING/MEANING IS, SHUT UP. STOP INVESTIGATING. THAT'S MY JO- NOT MY JOB.

Wht abt whn u wre strp-teasng fr Putn

D/ nt mke slf rlease th/ phtos

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

THIS IMAGE IS FAKE NEWS, IT DID NOT HAPPEN AND IT IS NOT ME WHEN I WAS A BEAT COP FOR THE LAPD, SHUT UP.

Wht abt whn u wre strp-teasng fr Putn

D/ nt mke slf rlease th/ phtos

THE FBI IS NOT WORKING WITH PUTIN, THIS IS NOT EVIDENCE OF US TRYING TO SEDUCE HIS BALD, GAY ASS WITH FEMBOYS. STOP YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATLY.

 

[itsallogrenow]

Especially with the whole turkey tom thing, i figured people might be a bit more worried about feds, so i just wanted to make it clear i'm totally not a federal agent for the government of the united states of america and i have NO relation the the cia or fbi. I hope this message has put you at ease, so now please proceed as usual and keep in mind i am NOT a fed. Anyone saying they saw pictures of me in a suspiciously well fitted uniform of the Koeniegseg Maréchaussé are liars too, I AM NOT A FED. IT IS NOT SUSPICIOUS EITHER THAT I KNOW WHAT THE KMAR AND IT'S FULL SPELLING/MEANING IS, SHUT UP. STOP INVESTIGATING. THAT'S MY JO- NOT MY JOB.

You deny being part of the CIA and FBI.

I don't see you denying being part of the Antarctica FBI division? Can you address this please?

 

[Dot]

THE FBI IS NOT WORKING WITH PUTIN, THIS IS NOT EVIDENCE OF US TRYING TO SEDUCE HIS BALD, GAY ASS WITH FEMBOYS. STOP YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATLY.

*Whle h/ ws toastng 2 u wth Champgne

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

You deny being part of the CIA and FBI.

I don't see you denying being part of the Antarctica FBI division? Can you address this please?

Anyone pointing towards my vast collection of heavy winter clothing as proof of these allegations will be Jeffrey eps- I mean, we did NOT kill jeffrey epstein, especially not I, because i am NOT a fed. The cool heavy loden coat i recently bought is green, indicating my intention of using it for spying in woodsland areas, NOT the antartic.

 

[Oreki]

Anyone pointing towards my vast collection of heavy winter clothing as proof of these allegations will be Jeffrey eps- I mean, we did NOT kill jeffrey epstein, especially not I, because i am NOT a fed. The cool heavy loden coat i recently bought is green, indicating my intention of using it for spying in woodsland areas, NOT the antartic.

Sure, Officer Astolfo. You did your best

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I AM NOT A FED, STOP RESISTING, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SIL- to watch spice and wolf 2024*

 

[LittleSunshine]

 

[COP2CON]

I AM NOT A FED

Exactly what a fed would say......

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Exactly what a fed would say......

Good attempt citizen, trying to fool me into saying ''Im a fed'' in an attempts to proove im not a fed, thus making me admit im a fed.... WHICH I AM NOT

 

[absolute failure]

Exactly what a fed would say......

hey cop, ty for your big post about law inforcement

 

[COP2CON]

hey cop, ty for your big post about law inforcement

Anytime. I feel its also qualification enough to detect feds.....

 

[absolute failure]

Anytime. I feel its also qualification enough to detect feds.....

you mean it takes one to know one hahahaha :P