if you were reincarnated, what would you be?

[dustbiter]

would you be a human? a plant?

i would love to be a kitty but i would probably be a mollusk or perhaps a moss ball

 

[A_miStake_of_NATURE]

I'd like to be a penguin. They're cute and funny. Probably going to be an annoying fly prop would want to get rid of:)

 

[ghost_]

I'd like to be a tree I think. out in the middle of a big forest peaceful

 

[Susannah]

I love penguins, but don't like the cold enviroment they live in. I would go for a wild horse, or maybe a leopard. Leopards are adaptive and very tough animals, and beautiful.

 

[WrongPlaceWrongTime]

A cat, spending most of the day sleeping with little if any stress whatsoever.

 

[Death is beautiful]

I would like to become the son of Elon Musk and spend all his money

 

[ClownMe]

If i was forced to be reincarnated into this shitty existence then id probably be a bird, I obviously wouldn't have the mental capacity of a human so I couldn't get as depressed and I feel like it'd be cool seeing things from a bird's eye view.

 

[Pluto]

A mayfly. An insect with a lifetime of 24 hours. Live like there's no tomorrow.

 

[FuneralCry]

Reincarnation is a terrifying concept. I would rather just be nothing really. I belong in the eternal nothingness. However if I had to choose, I would also choose a cat. I think overall it is better to be a cat than a human. I would hate to be a human again. Consciousness is torture.

 

[...]

hopefully something with less self awareness and more oblivious to how much everything sucks

 

[ket]

cuter.

 

[Crazy4u]

I would rather be a plant without a soul. A flower, rose, ...etc in a nice country

 

[MeltedJello]

I'm not really sure, but I guess I would choose to be a jellyfish, since that's the first that came to mind.

 

[uselesswaste]

I wanna be an insect just like @Pluto but my reason is insect don't feel any physical pain or have certain emotions.

 

[4eyebiped]

I think I would come back as Godzilla. To be honest, I am not sure how I would wipe my ass though. I will make sure to only eat humans high in fiber and maybe use a geyser, like in Yellowstone, as a bidet. Nothing beats a gush of steam and molten water up the backside in the morning to start the day!

 

[LingeringUnreal]

A skunk. No one would mess with me!

 

[Remember-Me-Not]

I would like to be a cat—sleep most of the day away, people understand if I act antisocial, and I would purr all the time to make my human happy (some people say that a cat's purring can be healing for humans).

 

[GentleJerk]

A monkey!

No I'm kidding. If reincarnation is a thing, the best I could hope for is to be reborn in Sukhavati, Amitabha's pure land, or western paradise of eternal bliss.

Amitabha practice: Pure land rebirth - Thubten Chodron

What it’s like to be reborn in Amitabha’s Pure Land, Sukhavati.

thubtenchodron.org

Sukhāvatī Aspiration

www.lotsawahouse.org

 

[summers]

I just want to come back and look like this. I really wonder what it would be like to go through life being this attractive...

 

[GentleJerk]

I just want to come back and look like this. I really wonder what it would be like to go through life being this attractive...

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I'm don't know but I'm sure it might involve a squats contest to win a wig and a cross-dressing date with a Don!

 

[summers]

I'm don't know but I'm sure it might involve a squats contest to win a wig and a cross-dressing date with a Don!

I'm down for the squats, but Don was never my type. I used to not get the best for Cloud so I wouldn't have to date him lol. Still haven't gotten that far in Remake on the PC - having too much fun going doing every mission and grinding for levels.

 

[little helpers]

wanna be a tree but, no trees has told me whether their lives suck yet. cuz if we're talking 'bout reincarnation that means it has a soul, right? like my "soul" morphs into the shape of a tree or something. as long as there is a "soul", things will have to suck, I think.

it's like crabs prolly aren't super aware of themselves but they can sense pain. adversity will have to be sensed some way for anything with a nervous system. or whatever that functions similarly.

I don't think it's a nice idea getting so extremely pain-averse, personally. and tbh, if it's reincarnation and I suffer again, well, just keep committing suicide then. maybe in that sense I shouldn't wish to be a tree. I want my life be in my own hands. but that's just the default human position.

 

[motel rooms]

I wanna, no, I'm gonna be reincarnated as the lovechild of Jesus Christ & the Prophet Muhammad to make bs from India have a nasty fuck with Abrahamic bs, tear a hole in the fabric of the universe & destroy it. Merry Xmas!

 

[Pallf]

Hmm, if I could pick traits and the like I'd pick being rich, well adjusted, not LGBT, good at math. If I can't pick all that then I'd like to be a fruit tree on protected land. Or a Sequoia. Or maybe a Bluebonnet, I love those

 

[TheHatedOne]

If reincarnation truly does exist I just hope I WON'T become a Stalin 2.0 or Hitler 2.0.

 

[Slaanesh]

A ghost, just go around harassing the arseholes of this world a Christmas Carrol style,

 

[absoluteanimal1]

I kinda want to be a dolphin. But they are smart and probably suffer like we do so idk.

 

[WilNord]

some gigachad who's the son of a very wealthy elite (Duponts, rockefellers, etc)

 

[Josh007]

I want to get reincarnated as a slime named Rimuru Sama

 

[Illcryaboutitlater]

I want to be a single blade of bluegrass or a piece of moss.