- bras would be breasty nesties.
- bumblebees would be fuzzy buzzies.
- defibrillators would be hearty starties.
- forks would be stabby grabbies.
- hippopotamuses would be floatie bloaties.
- nightmares would be screamy dreamies.
- pregnancy tests would be maybe babies.
- socks would be feetie heaties.
- stamps would be licky stickies.
- wigs would be hairy wearies.
*Holes are spaces where nothing else is
*relatives are friends you didn't choose
*Money is simply a status symbol and FUCK money
*Politicians have no real skills
*School is basically about getting used to getting up every day
*Icing sugar is sugar that has been through the food processor
*Ice cream is cold pudding
*Pets are friends that don't argue
*Milk is for cows
*The internet was a mistake
*Everything you're thinking of confuses me
*relatives are friends you didn't choose
*Money is simply a status symbol and FUCK money
*Politicians have no real skills
*School is basically about getting used to getting up every day
*Icing sugar is sugar that has been through the food processor
*Ice cream is cold pudding
*Pets are friends that don't argue
*Milk is for cows
*The internet was a mistake
*Everything you're thinking of confuses me
friends are enemies who have yet to fuck you over