Close_to_freedom

Close_to_freedom

Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
May 19, 2020
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Deleted member 17331

The swan sang with a broken neck
Apr 21, 2020
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No, I would not like to be killed by people who take pleasure in the pain of others.
 
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Stavrogin

Stavrogin

If God not be, then this world dies with me
Jul 1, 2020
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Good question, but fuck no, I should imagine it would be painful and gory; there are far easier ways to go.
 
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KleinerWolf

KleinerWolf

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Seems like kinda creepy and painful way to die.

Would prefer a vampire bite me on the neck.
Heck I'd probably enjoy that too much though.
 
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Stavrogin

Stavrogin

If God not be, then this world dies with me
Jul 1, 2020
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Seems like kinda creepy and painful way to die.

Would prefer a vampire bite me on the neck.
Heck I'd probably enjoy that too much though.
Haha, don't you just become a vampire if bitten by one though, and not necessarily die?
 
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KleinerWolf

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Haha, don't you just become a vampire if bitten by one though, and not necessarily die?

well that'd be better in my case,
Since I get immortality to fix things,
I might even compel people to bypass the obstacles. You don't know me? :devil:

Else, dying due to too much loss of blood is also a good outcome.
Can't go wrong.:ohh::halo:
 
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Stavrogin

If God not be, then this world dies with me
Jul 1, 2020
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well that'd be better in my case,
Since I get immortality to fix things,
I might even compel people to bypass the obstacles. You don't know me? :devil:

Else, dying due to too much loss of blood is also a good outcome.
Can't go wrong.:ohh::halo:
Or you'd be given an eternity to figure out just how unfixable things really are. (Sorry, I had to counterbalance your optimism, I couldn't help myself.) :))
 
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KleinerWolf

KleinerWolf

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Or you'd be given an eternity to figure out just how unfixable things really are. (Sorry, I had to counterbalance your optimism, I couldn't help myself.) :))

50-50 I would say. Some things can't be fixed even if Ido become one.
I'm not greedy but I'll take whatever it is that can be fixed :heh:
The possibility is endless.

Unless they think I'm unlovable and never pay me a visit ,
I'll just die of suicide. :haha:
 
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Close_to_freedom

Close_to_freedom

Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
May 19, 2020
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Good question, but fuck no, I should imagine it would be painful and gory; there are far easier ways to go.
Johnny depp being sucked into a bed with gallons of blood shooting up. It's the perfect death
 
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Close_to_freedom

Close_to_freedom

Why the long face? Cause I don’t wanna live here.
May 19, 2020
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TimeToBiteTheDust

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Nov 7, 2019
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Wish Freddy existed. It would be the perfect dead for me.
 
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AnxietyAttack44

I just wanna go to my husband already.
Jun 5, 2020
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I would and i tried. He really is just an imagination.
 
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Aap

Enlightened
Apr 26, 2020
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Dude, if that was possible, I'd just summon a unicorn to whisk me away to happy island.
 
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who doesn't matter

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Jun 17, 2019
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For me, he could work as a backup. I would offer him candy if he would make it quick.
 
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autumnal

autumnal

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Feb 4, 2020
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If summoning Freddy Krueger to kill you in a dream was possible, would you do it?

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I may be wrong, but I'd guess this kind of thread should probably be in the Off-topic section instead of in the Suicide Discussion. It's a completely hypothetical question relating to a fantasy method rather than a real one.

Perhaps familiarise yourself with that section and see if it might be a more relevant venue for some of your posts?
 
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Mr2005

Mr2005

Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
Sep 25, 2018
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Freddy Krueger? Nah Barney the purple dinosaur more like it. He didn't mean to hug me so hard. These things happen (except they don't)
 
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Anonymoussn

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May 12, 2020
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This is oddly similar to one of the things @GoodPersonEffed suggested in this thread three months ago, which I happened to be just reading:
'Can I hire a hitman to kill me in my dreams?'
https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/ten-threads-we-havent-seen-yet-but-probably-will-soon.34371/
 
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Emily123

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May 28, 2019
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yes
 
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Deleted member 17949

Visionary
May 9, 2020
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Sounds like a sweet deal
 
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schopenh

schopenh

Specialist
Oct 21, 2019
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No. In fact the entire reason I found this website to be an asset was the information available on it to try and set up as painless a suicide as possible. I wouldn't like Freddy cutting through my guts with his blades or whatever painful method he could come up with.
 
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Deleted member 19276

Wizard
Jun 28, 2020
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Might as well add Jigsaw and Michael Myers to the list. :wink: You can never be too sure these days with CTB.
But nah, having someone kill me, it's kind of a different story than suicide to be honest.
 
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HappyMstake

HappyMstake

Not so happy as it turns out.
May 29, 2020
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Nah I don't want murders having the satisfaction that they got to do it instead of me.
 
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serah

serah

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May 6, 2020
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I'd probably summon whoever the hell would kill me lol so yeah.
 
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