Story I tried Ibuprofen today

[First loss]

I tried these pills today. I think it was 1000 mg.

These things are fucking amazing. I took one half hour ago and I feel so calm and happy and i'm not even suicidal.

I only took half a pill and I feel relaxed.

The pain is gone.

Well, I will be fucking screwed if I get caught, but I need to get more if this at all costs.

 

[Dead beat dad]

What country are you in?

 

[Nitromask]

You'd have to take hundreds of them to ctb.

Or is that not what you're asking? I'm confused lol. I've never heard of ibuprofen being relaxing

 

[chrijo]

Sorry for destroying your placebo-effect but this is a urban legend. Ibuprofen has no euphoric effects :-(

Please don't take more of them.

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

Sorry for destroying your placebo-effect but this is a urban legend. Ibuprofen has no euphoric effects :-(

Please don't take more of them.

Excuse the interjection, but the physiological effects of drugs can vary significantly among people and with circumstance. Maybe the OP is a more reliable judge of their experience than the rest of us. Euphoria is listed as a rare side effect of (oral) Ibuprofen.

https://www.drugs.com/sfx/ibuprofen-side-effects.html
https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/ibuprofen-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20070602
https://www.goodrx.com/ibuprofen/side-effects

 

[Nanami]

Daily max recommended dose is over 3000mg, so I doubt you'll be screwed by taking 500mg, especially not considering they're otc pretty much everywhere.

 

[First loss]

What country are you in?

Balkan country.

You'd have to take hundreds of them to ctb.

Or is that not what you're asking? I'm confused lol. I've never heard of ibuprofen being relaxing

Sorry for destroying your placebo-effect but this is a urban legend. Ibuprofen has no euphoric effects :-(

Please don't take more of them.

They are relaxing though. I don't know if it's placebo or something but I feel better.

Daily max recommended dose is over 3000mg, so I doubt you'll be screwed by taking 500mg, especially not considering they're otc pretty much everywhere.

I won't ctb with them. It makes the day easier though.

 

[chrijo]

Excuse the interjection, but the physiological effects of drugs can vary significantly among people and with circumstance. Maybe the OP is a more reliable judge of their experience than the rest of us. Euphoria is listed as a rare side effect of (oral) Ibuprofen.

https://www.drugs.com/sfx/ibuprofen-side-effects.html
https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/ibuprofen-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20070602
https://www.goodrx.com/ibuprofen/side-effects

Hi FTL :-)

I still call it urban legend and placebo effect. There's no point of euphoric potential from ibuprofen. What i see is people throwing ibuprofen in like candy and destroying their kidneys and stomachs with it.

 

[Meretlein]

Don't abuse ibuprofen, it has no psychological effect. It can also cause hearing loss in high doses, especially over long term use.

 

[First loss]

Don't abuse ibuprofen, it has no psychological effect. It can also cause hearing loss in high doses, especially over long term use.

It's not like i'll live on the long term, is it?

 

[Dead_Inside]

Are they illegal there? If so that is some BS.... that medication is "safe" and has years of pt history. You have the human right to relieve pain.

 

[agreement]

Ibuprofen is my magical medicine.
I take it practically for anything and I can swear on a calming effect.

 

[First loss]

Are they illegal there? If so that is some BS.... that medication is "safe" and has years of pt history. You have the human right to relieve pain.

No. I can't access it legally without a receipt.
Good thing I know people that can.

Ibuprofen is my magical medicine.
I take it practically for anything and I can swear on a calming effect.

I just took the other half and this is awesome.

 

[Dead_Inside]

Seriously? I can't even understand that.... why would they do that to you? Fuck the medical system in your country. Seriously. That makes me so sad... how can any human keep another from feeling free of pain? It's disgusting.

 

[GeorgeEastman]

Ibuprofen makes me gain 3 pounds of water weight so I just feel the pain instead.

And I took 71 Tylenol once, not wanting to die but hoping it would at least damage my liver some. It didn't do anything. Gave me a headache. Big waste.

 

[FTL.Wanderer]

Hi FTL :-)

I still call it urban legend and placebo effect. There's no point of euphoric potential from ibuprofen. What i see is people throwing ibuprofen in like candy and destroying their kidneys and stomachs with it.

I honestly respect your prerogative to think about things as you see fit. Putting aside such personal freedom, there are, however, empirically sound answers to some questions--like, "Is there enough evidence that Ibuprofen can produce the perception of euphoria?" And the answer is "yes, there is." It's rare, but it happens. When others report their own experiences--whether its their evaluations of their own lives or how pharmaceuticals make them feel--I'd hope those of us who aren't experiencing what they are would respect their prerogatives to draw their own conclusions about themselves and not dismiss their perceptions as a consequence of a placebo effect, especially when there's already evidence corroborating their experiences.

No offense meant.

 

[Broken Widow]

1000mg isn't going to do much except relieve pain, upset your stomach, and possibly some kidney/urinary tract pain.

I normally take doses between 600 and 1000 for chronic pain. Prescriptions are available for 600mg and you often take them twice a day.

 

[JJ-NOHOPE]

Ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory. So it is great for pain relief.
You are lucky that you can take it.
I am highly allergic to all non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medications.
Including aspirin, ibuprofen, naproxen.
Which means the only pain reliever I can take is acetaminophen (Tylenol).
And now doctors won't prescribe any hydrocodone, so I am in pain every day and there is nothing I can do about it.
Another reason life sucks.

 

[Kirkscoobz]

Are you sure your Ibuprofen has not got a small of amount of Codeine,
Ibuprofen 200 mg with 30 mg of Codeine.

Tescos and Boots sell them.

 

[dysfunctional]

Hey if it works, thats great. It relieves inflammation and muscle tension which can be relaxing. That seems crazy that Ibuprofin is prescription only in your countey. I definitely wonder if the pills you have are part opiate. If so, chew one up and you'll really like it.

 

[DrownedOctopus]

Did anyone else come here thinking this thread was going to be about something completely different like I did?
Cuz this took a wild turn from what I thought

 

[xXSarac3nSlay3rXx]

I tried these pills today. I think it was 1000 mg.

These things are fucking amazing. I took one half hour ago and I feel so calm and happy and i'm not even suicidal.

I only took half a pill and I feel relaxed.

The pain is gone.

Well, I will be fucking screwed if I get caught, but I need to get more if this at all costs.

I wish ibuprofen made me feel that good. The best I can do is take kratom, but that shit can get expensive depending on where you buy it.

 

[First loss]

I wish ibuprofen made me feel that good. The best I can do is take kratom, but that shit can get expensive depending on where you buy it.

I love your username though

 

[xXSarac3nSlay3rXx]

I love your username though

Thanks, I'm flattered.

 

[pinkblanket55]

please don't anyone try to ctb with ibuprofen. you'll likely just end up with non-fatal kidney damage or gut bleeding.