Method I have no financial or social future. ctb by carbon monoxide poisoning is my only salvation.

[Daystavro]

I am 26 male.
I have no financial or social future.

So this is my plan.
Once my semester ends in February, I am going to rent a car for a day, and drive to a forest I know at night, during the week, not a weekend , so that no one will be in the forest.
I am going to take with me the following equippment :
1 ) A portable grill :

https://www.amazon.com/Weber-121100...36_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=jumbo+joe+grill

2 ) An 8 pound bag of charcoal briquettes:

https://www.amazon.com/PRIMAGRILLS-...6_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=briquettes&psc=1

3 ) 2 chimney starters:

https://www.amazon.com/Weber-7416-R...briquettes&dpPl=1&dpID=41OvUf+IY9L&ref=plSrch

3 ) A newspaper and a long lighter.

4 ) Duct tape and 2 A4 papers in which I will write with a marker : DO NOT OPEN DOORS. DANGEROUS CARBON MONOXIDE. CALL POLICE.

Once I get to the forest at night I will park my car.
And tape the warning pages to each of the front side windows.

Then I will put newspaper pieces in each chimney starter and fill them up with charcoal.
Then I will light the newspaper pieces with a long lighter.

I will let them burn for an hour.
Then once the charcoals are all gray I will pour the contents of both chimney starters to the portable grill and put in the car.(with lid of grill open of course).
I will wait 20 minutes and then I will enter the car.

Will this work well?

I have a few questions to anyone who knows :
1 ) Is an hour enough to let the charcoals burn.

2 ) I want to pass out immediately once I enter the car, is 20 minutes of letting them be inside enough.

3 ) Will opening the door of the car to get in ruin it, and so should I just immediately enter the car and close it once I put the ready charcoals inside?

 

[blurr21]

https://8ch.net/suicide/res/36746.html#3978 this is on CO Megathread as well you might want to look into this theres a walkthrough and yes it says you ve to wait for twenty minutes to let the CO take up the space,theres a user dunno how legit it is on the same 8ch page who recorded his readings when he opened the door,the CO level went down and took five minutes to come back up...regarding how long it s going to take you it depends on when they all go white it could take an hr or an hr some say 45 mins some wait for an hr and a half fr all smoke to die down...hope this helps..

 

[Sayo]

Is it possible for you to test your charcoal first? I was looking into CO for a while and this seemed to be a problem for some people (different briquettes take different times to burn up and it's not perfectly predictable).

 

[Cubashii]

What if you had a mask like the firefighters wear? You could sit in there till its ready.