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Bartleby
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- Feb 8, 2023
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[you can skip this whole story, it just gives some background.]
I once went to a walk-in crisis center that's meant to be a confidential, free alternative to going to the ER with your mental problems. At the door they made me empty my pockets into a tray and I had an embarrassing amount of little bits of paper and things because I had just come from work. They waved a metal scanner over me. Then I did a little paperwork. I really think I was scaring them by how polite I am, my unbothered demeanor, and by my job. Everyone I saw was an old lady and I am a young man.
They took me back to a big room with cushy anti-damage chairs and coloring books and all the stress toys in the world. Stuff like that gets my goat sometimes, so I'm glad they never tried to get me to use any of it, while I was sitting there, completely even-keel.
I explained my situation and said I was just absolutely desperate over and over. I explained my history. TLDR: I've been around the block since early childhood. I've been to probably over a thousand therapy sessions in my life and over a dozen providers- some for a few months, some for 5 years. I've been to psychologists and psychiatrists, and tried this and that and the other.
The first words out of her mouth: "Have you tried Betterhelp?"
I have, actually. I saw 5 therapists over 3 months and it cost hundreds of dollars. Every single therapist told me the same thing: we don't deal with that. We've never dealt with that. It was very unprofessional compared to most counselors I've seen.
She told me to move to someplace with a Mayo Clinic and try to get them to take me as an inpatient in a specialty clinic. Guess what? There isn't a single specialty clinic for my condition. In the country. I said, you want me to give up my job, give up my house, give up my proximity to family, and try to relocate and try to commit myself to a mental hospital for the hopes of treatment? She looked dead at me and said, "It's my best idea." I asked her if she had any other ideas.
She said, you should try to get into a study- you seem so unique. Someone should do a study on you. They should write a paper on you.
I really did go home and look into getting into a study. I looked for several days. I found three studies- two of them were closed, and one of them was only for people that were inpatient, and it was only about designing resources for the newly diagnosed.
I asked her about art therapy. She gave me a handout for free group art therapy in town. "This will be great for you." I thought that was cool. I went home, and it turns out that art therapy practice closed down several years ago. I looked into other art therapy places. I called up the only one in town. They didn't take my insurance. I said, I'll do it out of pocket. I said the name of my disorder and the intake guy said "Oh.... I'll have to ask about that." I said they don't need to be a specialist. Just willing to work with me. He got back to me a few days later: No one at the practice was willing to see me.
That was a turning point for me- a turning point where I went in pure desperation and begged, and was offered nothing, like I was scraping at the sides of an empty jar for any morsel of food.
The older I get -and I'm not very old- the more I realize that I don't think anything is exactly wrong with me. By that, I mean I don't think I am very illogical, or have major mental distortions. Lots of people have horrible self esteem, habits of self-hatred, get bent out of shape because they're self-centered. Things like that. Some people might even truly have the fabled "chemical imbalance." I don't think I have any of that.
But what is wrong with me? I had a very horrible, not-normal childhood, and it's clear I'm just not a normal guy. When I was younger, I think I was sick, but only because of ongoing abuse. If you have a murderer in your house, who chases you around with a butcher knife several times a week, do you have a panic disorder? I don't think so. You just have an awful life with panic in it. It's only a disorder if the murderer is shot dead, and a year later, you still start screaming at the sight of a butter knife. I don't think I have PTSD, and I think I have NEVER had depression or anxiety (the mental disorders, not the feelings) in my life. I just, at points, had a depressing life. But I weathered it like a stoic, and it doesn't mean anything is wrong with me because of the experiences I had. People pathologize everything and are unwilling to accept that parts of life are miserable. Even so miserable you think about suicide.
My sole diagnosis is Dissociative Identity Disorder, but I don't think it fits. I recently acquired a case manager, and he told me, "I find it hard to believe you have DID. I've met people with DID and they act nothing like you." I told him, first of all, most people who say they have DID are liars who need to get off TikTok- it's a craze, a mass psychosis right now. He asked me, "Do you think it could be something like OCD?" That's something a lot of people have wondered, but they've yet to discover one compulsion nor one obsession in me. He said, "What do you think it is?" I told him, I think nothing is wrong with me.
I am very different, but not in a DSM label way. When I have issues, they're just that- issues, not some medical symptom. I've been to so much therapy, my head will explode if someone gives me the 101 Neurotransmitter talk. My ears will bleed if someone wants to tell me about coping skills. There's no lapse in cognitive-behavioral skills causing my issues- there's no Psych2Go level information that's going to help me.
My issues caused me to be kicked out of university, kicked out of community college, and be evicted from my apartment. I am struggling just to stay alive, but no one can even tell me why. I am made of alters, but most people don't even know what that means or looks like. They don't dance around on TikTok in alternative fashion, and it's not like Split. The alter with the most issues, honestly, is me- the front-facing adult. I mean, I'm the one with responsibilities.
I am PERFECTLY NORMAL IN PUBLIC. I have a good job. I am well-respected. I know how to clean, have routines, organize- it's actually most of my job. But in PRIVATE, I have all these crazy issues. I piss on things and shit on things. I puke on things. I don't clean it up. I can't clean it up. I got evicted because I was living in a nest of maggots and flies and rot so bad it made you vomit just from entering. I just curled up to sleep on top of piles of trash, naked, pissing freely wherever I went. I have what looks like pseudoseizure, but I know it's a pseudoseizure, and I've always known it's a pseudoseizure because I'm always totally aware of what's happening, but I still can't stop it. But if someone comes home and I'm not in private anymore, it'll stop immediately. My episodes stop immediately if I go into a public setting or need to be well-mannered or get something done. In private it is like I have a pet demon. I KNOW what to do, I KNOW how to do it. It's not a knowledge issue. I CAN'T. I want to, but I CAN'T. I have the energy, I have the motivation, I have the know-how, I have the drive- but I CAN'T. And NO ONE can tell me why. I have been in therapy basically since birth, and NO ONE has ever known why this happens. It has NEVER gotten better or worse. It has ALWAYS been this way for me. I don't enjoy squalor- I don't enjoy incontinence- I don't enjoy psuedoseizures- I don't feel a sense of shame, or power, or sexual gratification- I feel desperation, because I don't know why I can't do what I want. I am perfectly aware of what's going on- I don't think it's psychosis.
What mental condition works like a light switch? That I am NORMAL in public, and have NONE of these issues, but in private they come out? I don't think people in psychosis will click out of psychosis if their boss calls them. People in psychosis don't act normal at the flip of a switch. But I can be rubbing my own vomit through my hair, naked, spinning on the floor, and if my boss calls to talk about the schedule, I instantly have no problem having a professional conversation on the phone. Then when I hang up, guess what- I go right back to it, against my will.
Sorry for rambling.
This forum seems like a good place. I am so tired that basically everywhere I go, no one is willing to talk about the misery in life, everyone is afraid of the repercussions if a conversation turns to suicide or self-harm.
I don't want to go to a mental hospital- what sense does that make when I am still perfectly able to hold down my job? It would black-bar me in my profession. And what would they even do? I would be in public, so I would have no issues.
I don't want to take psych meds- what sense does that make? Why would I drug myself up when my brain is perfectly capable of acting normal?
I want to learn why this happens, and learn how to affect my behaviors. But no one has ever had any idea. Any idea. I have no idea.
I once went to a walk-in crisis center that's meant to be a confidential, free alternative to going to the ER with your mental problems. At the door they made me empty my pockets into a tray and I had an embarrassing amount of little bits of paper and things because I had just come from work. They waved a metal scanner over me. Then I did a little paperwork. I really think I was scaring them by how polite I am, my unbothered demeanor, and by my job. Everyone I saw was an old lady and I am a young man.
They took me back to a big room with cushy anti-damage chairs and coloring books and all the stress toys in the world. Stuff like that gets my goat sometimes, so I'm glad they never tried to get me to use any of it, while I was sitting there, completely even-keel.
I explained my situation and said I was just absolutely desperate over and over. I explained my history. TLDR: I've been around the block since early childhood. I've been to probably over a thousand therapy sessions in my life and over a dozen providers- some for a few months, some for 5 years. I've been to psychologists and psychiatrists, and tried this and that and the other.
The first words out of her mouth: "Have you tried Betterhelp?"
I have, actually. I saw 5 therapists over 3 months and it cost hundreds of dollars. Every single therapist told me the same thing: we don't deal with that. We've never dealt with that. It was very unprofessional compared to most counselors I've seen.
She told me to move to someplace with a Mayo Clinic and try to get them to take me as an inpatient in a specialty clinic. Guess what? There isn't a single specialty clinic for my condition. In the country. I said, you want me to give up my job, give up my house, give up my proximity to family, and try to relocate and try to commit myself to a mental hospital for the hopes of treatment? She looked dead at me and said, "It's my best idea." I asked her if she had any other ideas.
She said, you should try to get into a study- you seem so unique. Someone should do a study on you. They should write a paper on you.
I really did go home and look into getting into a study. I looked for several days. I found three studies- two of them were closed, and one of them was only for people that were inpatient, and it was only about designing resources for the newly diagnosed.
I asked her about art therapy. She gave me a handout for free group art therapy in town. "This will be great for you." I thought that was cool. I went home, and it turns out that art therapy practice closed down several years ago. I looked into other art therapy places. I called up the only one in town. They didn't take my insurance. I said, I'll do it out of pocket. I said the name of my disorder and the intake guy said "Oh.... I'll have to ask about that." I said they don't need to be a specialist. Just willing to work with me. He got back to me a few days later: No one at the practice was willing to see me.
That was a turning point for me- a turning point where I went in pure desperation and begged, and was offered nothing, like I was scraping at the sides of an empty jar for any morsel of food.
The older I get -and I'm not very old- the more I realize that I don't think anything is exactly wrong with me. By that, I mean I don't think I am very illogical, or have major mental distortions. Lots of people have horrible self esteem, habits of self-hatred, get bent out of shape because they're self-centered. Things like that. Some people might even truly have the fabled "chemical imbalance." I don't think I have any of that.
But what is wrong with me? I had a very horrible, not-normal childhood, and it's clear I'm just not a normal guy. When I was younger, I think I was sick, but only because of ongoing abuse. If you have a murderer in your house, who chases you around with a butcher knife several times a week, do you have a panic disorder? I don't think so. You just have an awful life with panic in it. It's only a disorder if the murderer is shot dead, and a year later, you still start screaming at the sight of a butter knife. I don't think I have PTSD, and I think I have NEVER had depression or anxiety (the mental disorders, not the feelings) in my life. I just, at points, had a depressing life. But I weathered it like a stoic, and it doesn't mean anything is wrong with me because of the experiences I had. People pathologize everything and are unwilling to accept that parts of life are miserable. Even so miserable you think about suicide.
My sole diagnosis is Dissociative Identity Disorder, but I don't think it fits. I recently acquired a case manager, and he told me, "I find it hard to believe you have DID. I've met people with DID and they act nothing like you." I told him, first of all, most people who say they have DID are liars who need to get off TikTok- it's a craze, a mass psychosis right now. He asked me, "Do you think it could be something like OCD?" That's something a lot of people have wondered, but they've yet to discover one compulsion nor one obsession in me. He said, "What do you think it is?" I told him, I think nothing is wrong with me.
I am very different, but not in a DSM label way. When I have issues, they're just that- issues, not some medical symptom. I've been to so much therapy, my head will explode if someone gives me the 101 Neurotransmitter talk. My ears will bleed if someone wants to tell me about coping skills. There's no lapse in cognitive-behavioral skills causing my issues- there's no Psych2Go level information that's going to help me.
My issues caused me to be kicked out of university, kicked out of community college, and be evicted from my apartment. I am struggling just to stay alive, but no one can even tell me why. I am made of alters, but most people don't even know what that means or looks like. They don't dance around on TikTok in alternative fashion, and it's not like Split. The alter with the most issues, honestly, is me- the front-facing adult. I mean, I'm the one with responsibilities.
I am PERFECTLY NORMAL IN PUBLIC. I have a good job. I am well-respected. I know how to clean, have routines, organize- it's actually most of my job. But in PRIVATE, I have all these crazy issues. I piss on things and shit on things. I puke on things. I don't clean it up. I can't clean it up. I got evicted because I was living in a nest of maggots and flies and rot so bad it made you vomit just from entering. I just curled up to sleep on top of piles of trash, naked, pissing freely wherever I went. I have what looks like pseudoseizure, but I know it's a pseudoseizure, and I've always known it's a pseudoseizure because I'm always totally aware of what's happening, but I still can't stop it. But if someone comes home and I'm not in private anymore, it'll stop immediately. My episodes stop immediately if I go into a public setting or need to be well-mannered or get something done. In private it is like I have a pet demon. I KNOW what to do, I KNOW how to do it. It's not a knowledge issue. I CAN'T. I want to, but I CAN'T. I have the energy, I have the motivation, I have the know-how, I have the drive- but I CAN'T. And NO ONE can tell me why. I have been in therapy basically since birth, and NO ONE has ever known why this happens. It has NEVER gotten better or worse. It has ALWAYS been this way for me. I don't enjoy squalor- I don't enjoy incontinence- I don't enjoy psuedoseizures- I don't feel a sense of shame, or power, or sexual gratification- I feel desperation, because I don't know why I can't do what I want. I am perfectly aware of what's going on- I don't think it's psychosis.
What mental condition works like a light switch? That I am NORMAL in public, and have NONE of these issues, but in private they come out? I don't think people in psychosis will click out of psychosis if their boss calls them. People in psychosis don't act normal at the flip of a switch. But I can be rubbing my own vomit through my hair, naked, spinning on the floor, and if my boss calls to talk about the schedule, I instantly have no problem having a professional conversation on the phone. Then when I hang up, guess what- I go right back to it, against my will.
Sorry for rambling.
This forum seems like a good place. I am so tired that basically everywhere I go, no one is willing to talk about the misery in life, everyone is afraid of the repercussions if a conversation turns to suicide or self-harm.
I don't want to go to a mental hospital- what sense does that make when I am still perfectly able to hold down my job? It would black-bar me in my profession. And what would they even do? I would be in public, so I would have no issues.
I don't want to take psych meds- what sense does that make? Why would I drug myself up when my brain is perfectly capable of acting normal?
I want to learn why this happens, and learn how to affect my behaviors. But no one has ever had any idea. Any idea. I have no idea.