How to sh In psych ward

[unknownus3r0]

I need to sh so badly I want to do some serious damage to myself please help me

 

[LaVieEnRose]

You are able to access the Internet? Must be a pretty open unit. I know it's hard but trying to hurt yourself will only worsen your situation there and make you stuck there longer. It sucks how they isolate from the things you use to cope and just expect you to just deal and get f you can't because you don't have access to those things, you are just punished essentially.

 

[unknownus3r0]

I'm in the uk they don't normally take phones here unless there's a risk associated with it

 

[SketchedOut]

i fucking hate that I'm actively helping someone sh but at the same time i know that feeling way too well and i wouldn't wish it even to my worst enemy so...

if there's a pinboard check if they actually have pins on it.

this one will take longer but you could ask someone to get you some razors with the excuse that the hair on your body is getting really uncomfortable.

try to remind yourself of any sharp things that have hurt you on accident in the past that you have in there.

you could also just try to use your nails but that probably won't work.

i can't think of any better advice, sorry.

 

[tinyghost]

i know the feeling well but hurting yourself will only extend your stay. if you can at all resist youll get out faster. i would punch myself at night or in the shower, but even that may be risky if they do skin checks.

 

[DeadManLiving]

Claim you've been diagnosed with a neurological disorder and/or seizures long in the past (infancy or years ago so records non-existant) or you've been having unsteady gait after TBI. Keep slipping and falling accidentally, if there's one thing that'll put the fear of Satan and God into any psych hospital its a patient liability lawsuits from slips and falls.

Was committed myself, was supposed to be for 39 days but after I started slipping and falling and landing on my head pretending everything was OK, just say I'm fine I'm fine, I just have post acute TBI and I'm not getting the advanced level of care that I need here so I'll be more careful. Do you have better socks?

I ws out the next day. In fact, the first patient out the next day before any other discharges. The doctors all of a sudden became friendly as soon as I said "well, my malpractic attorney told me to refuse X-Rays as he wants to see my chart first, but I can't remember his number"

Doctor shook my hand and I could see the fear in his eyes. Got a wheelchair escort out first thing in the morning, and loaded me into what appeared to be I got a free Uber ride home, guest they didn't want me slipping on their side walk and getting the fuck outa there without slip and fall misdianosed narcoleptic.

Be an actress, look confused ask what happend and AM I OKAY? Sorry, just need to walk more carefully. That way they know your not malignering.

 

[catperson]

if they let yall have pop the plastic on the top maybe, and i know they did in covid but I don't know if they still take out the metal part for your nose in face masks