How can I shorten my lifespan drastically?

[meles_inoris]

I basically want to make sure I die within twenty years. Here are my plans:

• smoke and drink heavily
• use a motorcycle or a very dangerous car
• eat only fattening foods
• live a sedentary lifestyle (which I already do)
• not follow covid regulations (no hand washing, no social distancing, etc)
• engage in risky sexual behavior
• live in a high-crime, high-violence area


Anyone have anything to add?

 

[FrankieVallie]

As someone who has a bit of medical knowledge (I'm not a doctor but I know a bit), living that kind of lifestyle will likely lead to worse pain and won't guarantee death. Don't do it. You probably won't die, but just experience crippling injuries and pain throughout your life. Our medical system today is so good that we can save people who get hurt through these things.

• smoke and drink heavily - will lead to lung and liver damage, you'll have to haul around an oxygen tank for COPD or end up on months of chemotherapy for lung cancer. Liver failure is also not pleasant as well.

• use a motorcycle or a very dangerous car - neither of those are very likely to kill you, but they are likely to cause you very severe and painful injuries and possible disfigurement of your body. Again, medical technology is too good nowadays, you might survive a motorcycle crash but you'll be in the ICU for months and live the rest of your life in pain.

• eat only fattening foods - you'll get diabetes or heart disease. Neither of these are really lethal in the short term and you'll end up on insulin or unable to walk up stairs from a heart attack. More pain, not death.

• live a sedentary lifestyle (which I already do) - isn't going to increase your chances of death alone

• not follow covid regulations (no hand washing, no social distancing, etc) - if you're young COVID will not kill you. It's only dangerous for elderly or weak individuals. If you got COVID, it would probably be like a nasty flu.

• engage in risky sexual behavior - we have so many treatments for STIs that they're not going to kill you for a long time. This includes AIDS. Getting STIs will just make your life more miserable and painful.

• live in a high-crime, high-violence area - it's very, very unlikely that you will end up dead from violence or crime. However, you can get beat up or injured, which will again just lead to more pain.

Living a worse or riskier lifestyle is not a great way to shorten or take your own life.

 

[CC123]

• engage in risky sexual behavior -- this could hurt any number of people, not only those with whom you have "risky" relations, but also their subsequent partners before they get treatment. A potentially very long chain of contacts.

 

[FrankieVallie]

• engage in risky sexual behavior -- this could hurt any number of people, not only those with whom you have "risky" relations, but also their subsequent partners before they get treatment. A potentially very long chain of contacts.

Yep, this is exactly how STIs spread.

 

[alexit]

yeah buuut most of those are fun...

 

[esse_est_percipi]

I basically want to make sure I die within twenty years. Here are my plans:

• smoke and drink heavily
• use a motorcycle or a very dangerous car
• eat only fattening foods
• live a sedentary lifestyle (which I already do)
• not follow covid regulations (no hand washing, no social distancing, etc)
• engage in risky sexual behavior
• live in a high-crime, high-violence area


Anyone have anything to add?

Can I ask why you want such a long term 'solution'?
As @FrankieVallie already mentioned, many of these don't guarantee death, but illness, injury etc.
However, I would add that if you get any bad illness, you wouldn't be obliged to get treated. The state can't force people to get treated for illnesses like cancer or aids.

 

[alexit]

There are ways to give yourself cancer but horrible way to go.

 

[HeavensOpenDoor]

McDonalds

 

[Dima2]

You are not gonna die this way , just decreasing your life quality

 

[DommeIsis]

I basically want to make sure I die within twenty years. Here are my plans:

• smoke and drink heavily
• use a motorcycle or a very dangerous car
• eat only fattening foods
• live a sedentary lifestyle (which I already do)
• not follow covid regulations (no hand washing, no social distancing, etc)
• engage in risky sexual behavior
• live in a high-crime, high-violence area


Anyone have anything to add?

Become a drug addict

 

[Mm80]

Maybe high risk sports like skydiving etc ? Might help with boredom of life and if you dont care theres nothing to lose if things go wrong.

 

[bigdog]

Shit it doesn't worth it your life would be become so low quality you will want to CTB even more. Personally I would do hard drugs if I were you

 

[restingspot]

None of the above. I had to watch the shadow of my grandfather, who followed a similar lifestyle (sedentary aside from work, smoked like a chimney, ate nothing but tv dinners and coffee [seriously, NO fresh food whatsoever], alcohol in his hoarder room), gasping for air in the hospital until he suddenly "died." The nurses most likely gave him a dose of morphine to kill him. Bless them.

Don't do that to yourself. Please. If you really wanna CTB badly, make some friends with your local drug dealers (you can find them on instagram or craigslist) and get heroin. You'll die either way regardless if it's pure or not, because they usually cut it with fent. Usually.

 

[muffin222]

I wouldn't recommend it. My grandmother smoked 1-2 packs a day for 60 years, and she's still here. She didn't die- she just got cancer twice and developed COPD as a result. There's no guarantee that making poor health choices will kill you. It could very well just amplify your suffering

 

[Blue LIPS]

None of the above. I had to watch the shadow of my grandfather, who followed a similar lifestyle (sedentary aside from work, smoked like a chimney, ate nothing but tv dinners and coffee [seriously, NO fresh food whatsoever], alcohol in his hoarder room), gasping for air in the hospital until he suddenly "died." The nurses most likely gave him a dose of morphine to kill him. Bless them.

Don't do that to yourself. Please. If you really wanna CTB badly, make some friends with your local drug dealers (you can find them on instagram or craigslist) and get heroin. You'll die either way regardless if it's pure or not, because they usually cut it with fent. Usually.

Hopefully this doesn't sound bad, but I've always kinda "hoped" they give hospice patients a little "push" over the edge when needed. I believe my grandma was the same way though and was given a little "push". I've known quite a few people too who have worked in those facilities and I feel for them 100%... the patients. Some lay in waste all day, develop bed sores, infections etc many times in these conditions because their body is just letting go. At that point, I too would want a hot shot.

 

[TAW122]

I second @FrankieVallie here. As someone who has lead a sedentary lifestyle in the last decade, yeah my physical health has declined a bit. Still relatively healthy (no major health problems) but have a bit less stamina and feeling less fit.

 

[Meditation guide]

not follow covid regulations (no hand washing, no social distancing, etc)

Realize by doing that you are putting your friends relatives and family at risk if you give the disease to them. It's saying basically you don't care if anyone else gets covid and dies.

 

[lex]

Stress can also drastically shorten your life.

 

[Done at Fifty]

Maybe something to trigger cancer. Exposure to radiation or radioactive substances. Doubt one could get legal access to such things and it certainly wouldn't be a pretty death.

 

[Disco Biscuit]

I basically want to make sure I die within twenty years. Here are my plans:

• smoke and drink heavily
• use a motorcycle or a very dangerous car
• eat only fattening foods
• live a sedentary lifestyle (which I already do)
• not follow covid regulations (no hand washing, no social distancing, etc)
• engage in risky sexual behavior
• live in a high-crime, high-violence area


Anyone have anything to add?

All you're doing here is giving yourself permission to live a life full of instant gratification with no regard for the safety of others. The path of least resistance is a miserable road to travel down.

Hopefully this doesn't sound bad, but I've always kinda "hoped" they give hospice patients a little "push" over the edge when needed. I believe my grandma was the same way though and was given a little "push". I've known quite a few people too who have worked in those facilities and I feel for them 100%... the patients. Some lay in waste all day, develop bed sores, infections etc many times in these conditions because their body is just letting go. At that point, I too would want a hot shot.

This is exactly what happens - at least in the UK, it does. Euthanasia isn't legal here but doctors can circumvent this in some cases (such as end-stage cancer patients or those with severe breathing problems) by giving a high dose of morphine "for the pain" and hastening death.

 

[GoneGoneGone]

There are ways to give yourself cancer but horrible way to go.

Huh? How can you give yourself cancer?

To the OP... the body is super resilient.
That being said, I think one can drink a good liver away in 15-20 years. I know my uncle drank since his 20s and died in his early 40s quite quickly from cirrhosis.

Agree about the part that it would be awful and immoral to spread Corona.

What about something more generous, such as donating a kidney for example. Without following proper post-op instructions, I suppose the remaining one might give out quickly with a bad lifestyle.

 

[Rocket1Rocket1]

- Inhale asbestos on a daily basis
- Working in mines
- Swimming in shark territory
- Move to Mexico (or other dangerous parts of south America)
- Become a snake milker
- Work on an oil rig
- Become war correspondent
- Wrestle with crocodiles

 

[esse_est_percipi]

- Become a snake milker

That's a great one.
Also,
-become a fugu taster

 

[Madiem]

Join a jihad group in some shithole and die for heaven harem

 

[Wayfaerer]

Doing those things will shorten your lifespan but it will not be a good death I can assure you.

 

[Nymph]

Use of hard drugs? Harder to obtain but I feel like it would make a difference the most. Cause these things kill you slowly and painfully (lung cancer) and for sex illnesses there's treatment (even for aids)

 

[alexit]

Huh? How can you give yourself cancer?

To the OP... the body is super resilient.
That being said, I think one can drink a good liver away in 15-20 years. I know my uncle drank since his 20s and died in his early 40s quite quickly from cirrhosis.

Agree about the part that it would be awful and immoral to spread Corona.

What about something more generous, such as donating a kidney for example. Without following proper post-op instructions, I suppose the remaining one might give out quickly with a bad lifestyle.

Carcinogens

 

[GoneGoneGone]

Carcinogens

True, I thought abt that after.
You mean asbestos and chemicals to affect the lungs? Are there other organs that could be affected through other means?

 

[esse_est_percipi]

True, I thought abt that after.
You mean asbestos and chemicals to affect the lungs? Are there other organs that could be affected through other means?

Cigarettes -- lung, mouth, throat, pancreas, liver, stomach cancer
Sun exposure -- skin cancer
alcohol -- mouth, throat, colon, liver cancer
red meat and cured meat -- bowel, colon, stomach cancer

the chances of getting cancer are also partly affected by genetics and family history

 

[alexit]

True, I thought abt that after.
You mean asbestos and chemicals to affect the lungs? Are there other organs that could be affected through other means?

Benzene, UV lights, tons of stuff you can be exposed to that is available. But cancer is long and painful